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Someone that recently showed interest in me said he wanted to see me. I asked him to plan a date and give me the necessary details. His response? “Lol wrongest person”. I just made it clear to him that I like romantic men and effort means a lot to me and if doing little things
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I’m literally done with managing men. I like romantic men and that’s what I want for myself going forward. There’s literally no room for nonchalance and mediocrity in my life anymore. You either come correct or leave me alone and find someone else.
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In case you missed it👍
Let me just tell you, nobody will ask for your tribe, who you voted for or your stance on the just concluded election when we start facing the repercussion of our decision. Ututuoma o
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Make I leave 400 naira Absolute lipgloss go buy 6k lipgloss because of wetin stranger go talk. May stranger die 10 times. Stranger Dey feed me? Who the fuck is a stranger?
Absolute lipgloss needs to start suing all these 6k lipgloss brands spoiling their products for content
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like planning a first date is a problem for him then there’s no point meeting. We’re not compatible 🤲🏽
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Imagine telling a guy to plan a date in big 2022? God abeg o
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Women, please let’s collectively vote for Peter Obi so prices of wigs can reduce. These prices they’re telling meee… my head is splitting meehhhnnnn
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There’s a million and one perfumes in the world that only the wealthiest people purchase. If you think your fragrances are too common maybe you’re just as a common as every other person.
Classism is very crazy😭😭. You want them to ban some perfumes because?
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I want the kind of friends Davido, Mayorkun and Sho Madjozi have; the type that gives you money😔
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@OloriOfOloris
!!!
What he's done with the child is commendable, but it looks he's leveraging the situation for engagement. We're already familiar with her story; there's no need to continually fixate on it. He’s just crafting an 'abandoned child' narrative for her that will stick
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I GOT THE JOB🤭
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Nahhhh I have to go for a Wizkid concert outside of Nigeria. It’s such a perfection wtfff
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Let me just tell you, nobody will ask for your tribe, who you voted for or your stance on the just concluded election when we start facing the repercussion of our decision. Ututuoma o
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You and that anon will crumble Ashiere
Hello,
@_FluffyFaith_
Anon has opened a 500k tab for you but you have to mention the name of your boyfriend to unlock this money. Kindly dm us with your details ❤️ Happy valentines🎉
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To be candid, some of us ruin great friendships because we're so obsessed with the idea of being in a romantic relationship. Every new person you meet isn't your ordained other half abeg. Sometimes have sense and just be a good friend.
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@Goodluck_eze1
I just wanted to be sure that I have a special privilege since I’m Omo ododuwa nau😭
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Oleku Oleku. This is too mushh Abeke, da sori X
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Here’s a few things I wish I knew before I started dating 2 years ago that I know now. And I know some of these things from experience and therapy sessions. I’m not a professional and it’s okay if you disagree with me, no bad blood🫶🏽
A thread…
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I just hope the women and men that believe having money and getting spoilt is enough reason to overlook and cope with infidelity pick themselves from the comment section and leave the rest of us with partners that have values and self control.
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@_official_BTG
No now, like say in the real sense, all of us will not be subjected to the same suffering
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MSS seizing my ID MSS seizing my
In 100lvl. card in 400 Lvl.
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Had to come back to this one.
Imagine this scenario: You’re a CU student, picture yourself in bed, enjoying a moment of relaxation, when suddenly a wave of realization hits you. You remember that there's an important assignment due tomorrow that you completely forgot to submit.
Always feels adorable when I see private uni kids tweeting about stress and trauma
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I got the fucking JOB😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Marriage has been so good to me.
1. The financial security
2. Guilt free sex
3. Having a partner that loves you and wants only the best for you.
4. The endless spoiling and gifts
5. A lifelong best friend
I wouldn’t have it any other way
Married people. What do you like about marriage ?
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@Stephh_jkk
Definitely not from them o. That’s not Yoruba price. I got it at 185 from another fuel station
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Final year result just came out
Bsc Mass Communication (Prad)
4.05 not beans🤩
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High time I blocked every keyword that relates to this family and their problems
Jada Pinkett Smith 'never' wanted to marry Will, cried at 'horrible' wedding
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Baby if you put me in the friend zone, you gonna see me in your friend's phone
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Everybody is talking about how wealthy Cuppy's dad is now but let iPhone 12 come out and a girl that is not Temi gets it, everybody will forget that some people have rich parents too and start saying she slept with Adigun to get the phone.
Bookmark this tweet.
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Later you people will be angry women buy you boxers for your birthdays
O’n pe. I dey wear my underwear atleast twice. When no be say i dey shit for body 🙄
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@abe_tomii
She has dropped her own “side of the story” video on TikTok. Couldn’t stop laughing at the wig. Because why would a new wig require so much styling??? Where’s that done?
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"I know this won't get retweets and likes cos I'm not naked" Reverend sister Clementine, post your damn pictures and stfu.
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I may not be a professional makeup artist, but I like to think I do a decent job with my makeup. If I were to offer a piece of advice to enhance the quality of your makeup, it would be considering the use of baby powder as an alternative to setting powder.
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Be like say na only me Dey see horse with rabbit ear😭
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@OdeleyeWole
My friend who is a DevOps engineer earning in 6 fig fainted one day on his way back from work. They discovered he has HBP. Since then, its been hospitalization every now and then. He's just 25, lost the job because he was always on admission. They will replace you asap, be smart.
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If you follow me, of course I'll check your page. Don't expect me to follow back if football is all over your timeline so you can as well unfollow me. I'm not hungry for followers🤲
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This week alone, I’ve made 85k from my business. I started this business just last month with no idea on how I’d get my first customer. Lmfaooo I want to cry
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Judge their character. Grey flags may either be red or green.
8. Finally, cos this thread is getting too long, have your own money because the disrespect that comes from solely depending on someone for everything is not worth it. Build you and be ambitious.
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When you people are tired, you will rest. I know what I want and I’m not settling 🫡
Someone that recently showed interest in me said he wanted to see me. I asked him to plan a date and give me the necessary details. His response? “Lol wrongest person”. I just made it clear to him that I like romantic men and effort means a lot to me and if doing little things
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Hello guys, I'm compiling a list of 20 Nigerian female-owned brands and entrepreneurs. If you are or you know anyone, kindly include your (their) name and brand name in the comment.
If this pops on your timeline, please retweet.
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@debowaletobi_
😂😂😂😂😂
I had my Bible, notepad, pen, correction pen and highlighter.
Couldn't have caught me unfresh
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Dismissing others' struggles based on comparison is not only stupid but unfair and insensitive. Have a good day and next time 🤫
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Just like Saul was rejected, you have been rejected! We don’t want!!!!
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You people don’t seek platonic friendships with women. It’s either a romantic relationship or a purely sexual relationship. So, I understand why Eni being platonically involved with these beautiful women seems foreign to you people.
Another proof that Women love Men that act like Women.
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The issue with people that keep saying women should lower their standards especially as it relates to romance is they think romance is solely dependent on finances. Of course money makes romance sweeter but romance goes beyond buying your partner shoes or taking them on trips.
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When this man wins, I’ll first of all sit on the floor in my kitchen and cry for like 5 haarrssss then seal it with fufu and banga soup 🥲
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In 2020,
I'm graduating
Getting a new phone
Getting a great job with an amazing pay
Getting a new laptop
Making wholesome decisions
Getting more certifications
Reading more books
Enjoying life with the loml
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Now, put yourself in this situation and consider: would you feel a sense of depression if all of these events unfolded in your own life? Learn to acknowledge and respect everyone's traumas and experiences, regardless of your own perceived disadvantages or advantages.
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Got accepted into grad school, now it’s time to get an MBA. 🍾
Got accepted into grad school, now it’s time to get a Masters in Engineering. 🍾
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Out of all the things that did not happen in this life, this one did not happen the most.
Picked up a lady late last night from a hotel in VI to Surulere. She looked all beautiful and clean with a big bag while on a call as she approached my car.
Formalities first, so I greeted but she didn't answer. Helped her put the bag in the trunk, hopped into the car, started
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Wetin be this? What records does Banky have? I need this era of celebrities joining politics as a retirement plan to end.
Kept quiet long enough so no one accuses me of influencing their decision… then we allowed ppl get elected who have absolutely no record we can track cos they bought party form. I’m going to be shouting now
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Lucy spoke pure factssssssss
I stan an aged queen!
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Not what you want or are willing to give. Sometimes, sticking around to see “how things go” may end up being a waste of your time but it doesn’t always apply.
3. Your life shouldn’t revolve around your partner or relationship. Don’t give up your life/friends when a guy
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Or girl comes into the picture. If things go soar, you’ll see shege.
4. Practice self love because that’s what will give you the courage to walk out of a toxic or an unfavorable relationship.
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Present🤭
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I can’t wait for when your kind will be eliminated from the political scene. You’re an utter embarrassment to our country. Baba Agbaya
Peter the Pooh says he won the election? Wonders never cease! Now I know where the Obidients get their mass delusion & hypnotic psychosis from. Can someone tell this poor, lost soul to stop shedding tears on nat. television. He can leave that to Dati the Daft: he is good at it.
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1. If you're confused about whether a guy or girl likes you or not, chances are they don’t.
2. It’s okay to be clear about your intentions with someone from the get go. If your intentions align, good for you both. And if they don’t, it’s best to let them know what they want is
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6. This is one of my biggest lessons so far. Relationships shouldn’t always be hard work or war. Yes it takes effort from you both to make it work but there’s a difference between working out a relationship and being exhausted every time from trying to make it work.
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It is writing “I love you” on the bathroom mirror or kitchen fridge where you know your partner will see it. It is tying your partner’s shoe lace. Your actions don’t have to be grand to be considered romance. Learn to appreciate your partner in creative
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5. Figure out what you’re actually Looking For in a partner. Better still, make a list of qualities you’re looking for. If you don’t know what you’re looking for, you may settle for what you get, and get so wrapped up in being chosen that you forget to choose. I’m saying
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Finally submitted my chapter 1-5 for approval
The joy I feel is unfathomable.
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This time next year, I'll be in a serious and healthy relationship. Speaking it into existence. Single life don tire me😔
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If you insist
This is boobies. Wrap that sh!t up. This challenge is closed
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