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My new goal is to marry an author so he’ll dedicate his books to me.
“To Faridah,
my darling wife, my muse, the light of my life”
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For the bants we’re about to serve, we thank you oh Lord🤲
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“That’s how she will be doing hands like chicken” >>>>
Marrying into a family that already sees you as a lazy boti>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Fuck this country. Fuck this school. Fuck this stupid inflation. Fuck anyone praying for dollar rate to rise . Fuck my skin for needing skincare. Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck all of us. wtf!!!
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You asked if I cooked
I told you I had nothing to eat
You found my hidden eba and finished it
This is why I lie to you
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I don’t think anyone in the CS has seen medical students partying before🤣😅
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I have been congratulating doctors on here since 2020. Someday soon, it’ll be my turn.
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I will finish med school, med school will not finish me.
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Some guy said he added me on snap because my name is “tequila” and he was hoping I’d streak nasty stuff.
E say make I comot am after I sent pulmonary embolism slides today. 😭😭
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Steeze wan wound me🤭💜
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You’ll skip classes, practicals and tutorials, run away from postings, borrow jotters from female colleagues and basically freestyle the entire year. But when results come out, it’s “female privilege”.
“Guys pay for it” una✋🏽. Open your eyes please.
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Anything is a date with your favorite person >>>>>
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I just love it when I understand jokes like this 🤣🤣
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So it’s “Teach your child how to resist bullies”, not “teach your child to not be a bully” ??
This is victim blaming!! You guys are are excusing the bully’s behavior. Can’t you see it???
This is ridiculous!🤦♀️
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Low key, the “me and mine” pictures I saw yesterday made me have a rethink. I need to get serious next year, I don dey old
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🤭
🚫 NO Cheating‼️ Post your last saved video/picture of YOURSELF without context‼️
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Basilar skull fracture (raccoon eyes)
Differential diagnosis - MBBS student in 400 level.
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I tried today o. I tried.
I went to the market and made stew, fried potatoes and plantain.
I was happy, but now I feel bad because I could’ve covered 6 topics in those three hours🤧🤧
We don’t talk about how hard it is to make sure you’re eating well while preparing for a major exam🙂.
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HOD’s topics will always come out.
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May god punish the person who invented negative marking.
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Single, Searching, Unmarried & Divorced people Quote with a picture/ video let somebody find you ❤😍
Don't End this year Single & Alone 🤌🏾
Our last routine for this Year, All the best of luck❤
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3rd frame: pretending to be on the cover of vogue😏
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I’m up!💜
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Last week, I met the Doctor who saved my life.
My mother was exhausted in labor and I made it to Special Care Baby Unit in time because he intervened appropriately.
He’s the consultant in my unit now and man was just so happy to see me.
Medicine is indeed rewarding🥹.
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Medical students/doctors need kind and caring partners.
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☺️☺️
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Consultant: we don’t age well in this country
Matron: But we’re under a lot of stress, have you seen the economy?
Consultant: the economy does not affect me
All of us: 😯
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😌
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Damn. This is a lot man, I don’t even know how to comfort you.
I’m so sorry you had to go through this🥹💜
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Histopath class
Lecturer: What can you see on this slide
Class: *Silence*
L: Can you see something like the glomerulus ?
C: Ohhhh yes sir. We can see it.
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If the person is in med school, send 2m to wipe their tears😭😭😭
Send a Nigerian university student 100k today.
If the person is a law student send 300k
If the person is a finalist send 500k
If the person is in Law school, send 800k
🥲🥲🥲
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We don’t talk about how hard it is to make sure you’re eating well while preparing for a major exam🙂.
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When you realize your jotter has more stuff than you do😭
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December✨
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Trust men ke 😏
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If a man asks “have you eaten?”, say yes even if you’ve been fasting for 40 days
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Another exam today😭
Stuff: 3%
Composure: 97%.
I’m a 400L mbbs ambassador, I write mbbs exams for a living, Everyday when I wake up, it’s MBBS exams, when I want to sleep,its mbbs exam, Everyday of my life, it’s pathology/pharmacology/surgery/medicine/ mb
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“Anicteric acyanosed”😭😭
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Urology patient when the 40th student wants to do DRE 🤣🤣
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Everyone’s first and favorite bone😅
Which bone do you see in the picture? Comment your answer
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1. Call your parents, rant to them and ask them to pray for you. If you have a romantic partner, let them comfort you too.
2. Even if it’s small money, buy yourself something nice, eat, go outside and let breeze blow on your head.
3…
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Supacell is a 10/10.
This is why I never trust twitter reviews, you guys have unrealistic standards✋
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Who is that?👀
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🤗
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One of my senior consultants made reference to Dr Akinbile’s skit at morning review today. Someone please tell him he’s blown🤭
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April dump again🤭
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“Call your parents and tell them to stop paying your tuition. They should use the money to rear goats instead”😭😭😭
What’s the funniest/worst insult you received/ heard about during medical school?
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Gba month😏
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I did not match today but I’m not bothered because you’re my perfect match and we’re a match made in heaven. Let’s start our love journey now babe, march is the best month for anniversaries.
Text me❤️.
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I’ll not judge you by your tweets ke? Make I buy blind market😭😭
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“strict babe is better than idiot babe”
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Got myself the prettiest cake everrrr🤭💜
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It is well. God will see us through in this country. We shall not remain like this.
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“God abeg, even if it’s just 50 I’ll manage it”
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This person said frequency and the next thing that popped into my head was urgency, dysuria 😭😭
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Idc anyway, I look good af🤭
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American - Khalid
Nigerian - Burna boy
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Choose medicine dear. You can do it.😚😉
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Boarding school was a mad house.
There was a time my towel suddenly disappeared from the line.
One Saturday morning before inspection, I went to see a friend in another room and my brand new yellow towel was their foot mat.
Wallahi I had to walk on it too😭😭😭
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Spironolactone-induced gynecomastia👍
Hypertensive patient on medications👇🏻
Culprit Drug?
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Seeing naira fight back has inspired me to fight for your love, baby. I miss you, text me❤️
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People who start MBBS vs kinikan arguments irritate me. So many big fools on here, don’t you have something better to do with your life?
MBBS una. No go find money✋
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I started following someone yesterday, a very fine boy like that.
He proposed to his woman today. I’m not pained, I promise🙂
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May. 6/10🙂.
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Whatever happened to buju, I’m glad he survived. Spaghetti no even cost that year😂😂😂
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Allahumma inni as’aluka al-jannah,
Allahumma inni as’aluka Distinctions,
Allahumma inni as’aluka G wagon wa gym body wa paid trip to paris,
Allahumma inni as’aluka emotionally available dark skin man with good character,
Allahumma inni as’aluka fulus. Plenty fulus.
Amin!!🤲
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Let’s do a Snapchat picture thread?
Quote with a picture of you using any Snapchat filter…I’ll go first🤝
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If you don’t survive this year’s harmattan, you won’t survive in Canada o🤣🤣
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“Relationships don’t need to last forever to serve their purpose”
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January💅
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No be lie😌
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- Wear light blue baggy jeans
- Avoid heavily branded clothes
- Big white tees are 100% recommended for men
- Learn how to match colors
- Stop abusing the “Joggers, socks & slides” combo
- Get neat, fitted trad wears
- keep your nails neat
- Accessorize moderately
- Smell good
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For those wondering, he’s an Orthopedic (Trauma & Arthroplasty) Surgeon.
Consultant: we don’t age well in this country
Matron: But we’re under a lot of stress, have you seen the economy?
Consultant: the economy does not affect me
All of us: 😯
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“Unilorin cut-off mark for medicine and surgery”
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