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Wwe ndo hubeg quickmart waeke Nivea on offer ndo ununue sasa wataka kuekea watu standards za kipuzi
Mnakimbia Java juu they are selling at 25 haha anyway what do I know
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Usenge hadi kwa watoto, Have time with your kids ujue wanaendeleza nni
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Tuko hapa hospitali... "i like crazy b*tches" amedungwa kisu.
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Police wamechoka when we are just getting started 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Tell Zakayo we are just Getting started.
#RejectNotAmend
#RejectFinanceBill2024
#OccupyMombasa
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This is our Mombasa... and the police say there is no evidence and the place is safe...
We need new governance... or it gets worse in elections time
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PIRATES BEACH NI BANG BROS PRODUCTION.
"... mi namwanagu twaona padri akilegezwa ndani ya maji, huku yuatoa smile za kijini... kumbe mwanangu yuko kazi"
A Thread**
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Mtu anaomba hadi offer ya dawa ya meno asifanye uogope kuenda java.
Enough cooking for today
Mnakimbia Java juu they are selling at 25 haha anyway what do I know
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5 thieves now tumeshika tukipeana kwa police. Good work Mombasa people. We want peaceful protests
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Pal alidhani ameangukia Mzungu kumbe ameangukiwa😂.
"Pal aliskia amemwagiliwa mafuta baridi kwa mgongo ikiteremka hivo hadi kwa Matako, kugeuka alipata mzungu amevaa Strap on..."
A Thread *
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New Thread.
Everyone huthink kuwa mombasa its a guarantee utapata mzungu, mumama ako na pesa. but thats not the truth.
Luckily i got one, only that hakuwa mumama. Listen, skiza nkupe uhondo.
A Thread******
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Kuna brothel nmeambiwa iko mombasa( Wouldn't really call it a brothel) when men just go and pay a hoe to be held and listened to. No sex....Just peace of mind and releasing stress.
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This fvcker decided kubreak Bata Shop. Tumemshika wananchi wakampea salamu.
Your Boy Evanto Reporting Direct.
Police wamembeba.
#RutoMustGo
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Mombasa wamesema ata kesho Ni Mbali. Leo leo Kazi inaanza 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
#RutoMustGo
#NaneNaneMatch
#NaneNane
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CR7 to get a hatrick against Norwich, but couldn't help his team beat Atletico in champions league.
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MALAIKA WA KISOMALI AFANYA NIENDE NYUMBANI NA CHUPI😭 + HUKU NMEFURA USO🤕.
A THREAD.
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Its getting worse in Mombasa. Sadly its even worse in the streets.
Ukibishiwa make sure you know the person before opening
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Ile mbio tulitoka pale! Nlikumbuka kupandisha suruali kama tuko kwa jay. Mzinga nliipiga flash ikiwa conc half way nkableki. KISAUNI INA WENYEWE WANANGU.
piga retweet mwanangu, it will cost nothing but its gold for me.
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THE ONLY TWO THINGS THAT CARE ABOUT A MAN NI JUA NA MUNGU.
my first time kushikwa na kupelekwa jela.
A THREAD.
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"oya abuu vipi, njoo hamnazo 1 kuna mrembo yuataka tibiwa". Handsome boys mjuage nyi ni warembo on the other side 😪. Mwanangu nlianguka kwa magoti zao nkaanza walilia. Mi hukua ndume na sishutuliwi na lolote lakini kwa mara ya kwanza nlililia mkundu wangu. Humbled.
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Weather ya leo naona hata Teargas haiwezi.
Its Peaceful Protests Na we are fighting for better lives even for the cops.
#OccupyMombasa
#RejectFinanceBil2024
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A Night in the hands of Two sugar Mommies.
A man's gatta do what he gatta do to get money when he is broke😣.
A THREAD.
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Siku ndo hii mi na mwanangu abduli, dogo rey na Junior J tunpita nyali tumeenda zetu Pirates. Tushakodisha bajaji.. ngoma juu kila mtu na jaba.. na kule chini whiskey ya William na vijanawake washeria (Lawsons). Hautukua na pesa za Mwana wa yakobo(Jameson).
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@schwalbe787
Vulgar...call a spade a spade...
If the kid is gay then he is gay... Msenge ni msenge.
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Wamesimama mbele panga mkononi. Nyuma wawili pia mmoja na slasher mwingine na kisu. Mwanangu hapakua na kutoroka. Nkaangusha machasers. Steve akapiga nduru "Waaai tusaidieni wanatuibia" Panga ikatolewa steve akaekelewa mdomoni "kumamako piga nduru tena uone".Steve= mtungi wa maji
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I can't believe Mombasa Wameamua kuandamana tena 😡😡😡😡.. Ruto do you know how lazy we are Mzee.
We are angry at you.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Mi na mwanangu steve twatoka angalia game hapo lights, Checkpoint accommodation, kawaida ya masela steve yuko jaba vinoma. Taxin yangu nshatema manake chelsea kapoteza Mechi, Kisa na maana siwezi kupanda Taxi.
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Bayern Leverkusen letting west ham win within 90 mins just to kill the game in 97th min 😂
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Kuna huyu anatupea maji kwa maandamano. We are Grateful. Allah will bless you.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
#OccupyMombasa
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KISAUNI CHRONICLES 2.
Wamama wafanyiziwa na wakali kwanza / Wajukuu wa bibi.
mamawatu alishikwa na vijana wawili akageuzwa kama chapati moto, akajaribu kujitetea, panga ikatolewa ikaguzishwa kwa shingo!! dera likararuliwa kifua kikabaki waz.......
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There was a time BlueMoon was the top liquor around, and even then not once in a blue-moon nlipataga mzungu. But i never lost hope coz mum anaitwa imani, na kila nkimpigia imani simu, hua nna-imani siku ipo.
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So mi na jay tukaamua kusaka mzungu, but hata kupata mzungu you need connections. i wasn't quavo or offset but i was sure nkipata mzungu, when i decided to take off, she won't let Migo. The biggest connection i had ilikua ya languages, atleas i understand Spanish and french
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Lunch time akapiga Mchuzi wa pweza na akabrush meno na Mukhombero. Alikua anawaka moto. incase dili ingekataa jamaa angenyonga 2 hrs straight. Then akatengezea dem some fruits na ndani akaeka Kukumanga. Mida ya wanga akatoka kaenda zake nyali mechi.
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Mida ni ya saa mbili kasorobo. Aste aste na mwanangu steve. Hivi kwa zare au niseme Nuksi steve kapigiwa simu, dogo Jay kasema fomu ishajipa. Jay alikua katika chuo cha TUM. comrades wa tum huwa wapenzi wa dhati na kisauni (nyumba ziko kwa bei rahisi sana kule)
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My virginity was on threat😭. Nainamishwa huku najaribu kujinasua. Steve akashikwa akaambiwa "we mshenzi lamba huu mkundu". Steve ni mwanangu, alisema "afadhali mniue, leo mtaniua". Abuu kachukua panga, huku nmekausha tako vinoma. Steve alipigwa ngumi ya uso akalala kifundifundi
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Akaporwa kila kitu, kwanzia pk hadi jaba. Nkafika mmi, simu yenyewe nlikua nnaacha mtaani ikicharge, pesa nayo nlikua nmenunua chaser. Mhuni 1"mbona we msenge huna chochote?, toa simu kwa makende au tuitoe wenyewe". Nkamwambia mi sina chochote, chaser. Kisha wakasema nisubiri
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"Oya vipi mwaja au niite wasela?". Jamaa alikua kapata mzinga mbili kwa bei ya kutupa kutoka kwa mateja. Mi na steve tkapiga vichochoro hadi msikitini, pale mna maduka Steve kachukua pk, nkachukua lemonade na coke moja(chasers). Wanangu Kisa chaja.
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twas on Wednesday and days weren't moving, we had talks with elsa conversations zkabadilika from "Ok" to "aaaw☺️" hadi zkaingia "you're so sweet", nkabadilika from pal - dear - Darling ❤️. am sure kama ni wanjiku ngeanza kuitwa kiongos.
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Wakasema kesi yangu ni kubwa manake sina hela.. Wakanongonezeana. Mmoja katoa simu, mwenzake akasema "mpigie abu msenge". Mwenzake kasema yuaeza kua mbali. Wa mwisho kasema "Handsome boy huyu, pigia abu msenge nnamwacha maskani" Kama wajua mbsa basi wajua maanake. Mbinde laja
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Nkageukiwa, panga mkononi, chuma imesimama "waangalia nni, legeza mkundu wako kubabako". Msenge akanishika tako, nkatetemeka kama generator.
Kisha akasema "huyu mkware anatako ngumu sana, yualala chini huyu. Tena msenge hanyoi spendi mavinywele vyake" a
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Nkamwambia Steve tuchukue honda au bajaji ituweke pale manake ni chwani tu (kshs 50). Akakataa akasema ni karibu tapiga corner moja tu baada ya kupita msikiti tuwe tayari tushafika. Kiguru na njia Steve yuanipa story za jaba huku nmeudhika tunpoteza mechi. Jay kapiga simu tena.
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@71Manik
@FabrizioRomano
You got The Most Expensive Defender as Maguire and have the courage to talk?
Ratio.
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Hakunaga Coochie tamu kama ile mnakulana kama mmnajificha. Hio ata inaeza kuua. But something must kill a man. Valar Morghulis. Siku ya kuapishwa ikafika. Ni99a was to represent us in Georgia. aliamkia kahawa tungu na njugu, baadae akala mbaazi za nazi na mahamri.
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"its usually 10 dollars per head, luckily its 10 for both of you today" wanapesa! i was working as a waiter usiku and although being a waiter doesn't pay much,i still put food on the table. Jay kizungu chake kilikua cha shika adabu,but beer mbili humfanya akue tom from Birmingham
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Sweat pants yangu ikateremshwa. Mwanangu sngekimya tena nlipiga nduru za kike. Nlitetemeka kama mlevi ambaye hajatoa lock🔒. Abu msenge akatoa chuma, yule akishaona tako basi. Mfukoni akatoa utelezi, glycerine kama skosei. Chuma cha pelekwa na utelezi. Akapaka chuma utelezi.
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Akashika panga vizuri, nkajua mmi mtanitoa theater kama sna matako. Akanigusha panga kwa tako... Mwanangu panga baridi kupindukia.. Karibu nizimie, akasema "unabahati leo sina hamu, ningekufira hadi uzae" akawachilia panga chini akaondoka, wenzake wakamfuata.
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Huku maisha ni ulaya, hata kama ni umalaya twaishi kama hekaya. Ukija mombasa wadekezwa, wapikiwa vyema kisha wadekezwa tena... yaani mzee wa watu alidekezwa upara ukamea nywele... Hata yule Abu wa Cameroon akidekezwa atarudi mtoto...nlielewe nkikwambia.
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Tukapiga corner na fimbo, tukajipata kichochoro cha hamnazo. Mbele nkaona malaya wawili, kidogo nkaona msela yuachungulia, akaregesha kichwa kisha nkasikia "NALO". Nyuma nkasikia "oe simameni hapo". Mi na steve instincts za uwoga zkaingia (mbio sasa) kabla zianze wasela wawili.
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La ilaha illallah nliisema mara mingi nione kama watanionea huruma, lakini kumbe pale ni kisauni sio huruma. Steve akaanza nicheka, jamaa alifinywa makende akalia kitoto. Abu msenge akawasili. Wote wakaanza cheka. Akafrahi vijana wake wamempa connection. Wahun watatu wakanshika.
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Wanatupiga teargas hadi tukiongea na
@citizentvkenya
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But our Voice must be Heard and we have every Right.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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I had seen life's of guys i know change in a few months, baada ya kupata muitaliano au mphilipino, ila bado nliendelea kuishi kwa single room tukishare choo ploti mzima kama shule za kinoo, hell no.
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Took my L like the looser i am. Theo never looses he is Like Raila. alingangana mpaka akapewa appointment. The ghels were returning so alikua apewe mara moja na dem arudi kwao. But iremain a secret btwn them saabu ya rltnshp. Who cares.
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My pal Theo, ni wale wasapere wa uswahilini. Dogo kazaliwa Kongowea, kakulia kusauni na likoni. Hata kisapere hajui since ile bara ashaifika ni Changamwe. I guess hao ndo Osama husema their dream ni Nairobi. Zote ni dream ata Ruto was once a dreamer.
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ata hawakuoga strokes zlianza kule, kitu petite Theo alikua anapiga strokes dem kama amelean kwa wall. mguu moja juu nipples zkidunga my pal. Karibu zmuue. Mi nlikua nacheza tu Ps na hasira nlikua natwanga hadi comp hio day.
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As your soldier from Mombasa. I bring you live Scenes from Mombasa. The second day of Maandamano 😡😡.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Mombasa Tweeps ambao mnapeana fliers usiku keep the work Going. I have seen You and am very happy 🔥🔥🔥
#OccupyMombasa
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ni99a alipiga quater yangu akazima. Tamaa za mzungu iliishia hapo... Theo alienda kukulana akajipata pia yeye ni kitoweo. His virginity was at risk. am sure ata hajuangi utamu ya mzungu.... Only thing he was left with is that memory.
But we move.
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Me at 40 sending a text to mum "Aky mum Managu ya jana haikunibamba, si leo uambie dad tumemiss pork"
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Mwanangu coasti maisha ni ulibwende, mna masifa za kanairo ila hamna uweeezo! hamna uwezo wa kuvuka mipaka.. ukiskia Walimu, mapadri, wanasiasa na hadi mashoste wote wantaka mikutano yao yawe mombasa basi elewa kuna maana.
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Spaces zetu Mombasa znahostiwa na muuza dildo. Mangai Coast humove different
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bobbies 🍋🍋 zlikua draw ya 6-6 btwn Nice vs Brest,i was on them within seconds such that ata ngetolewa juu atleast nmetaste za mzungu, she was moaning the right ways plus na kizungu.omuzingidi ilikua so angry such that iliumwa na kichwa hadi ikatoa mishipa akanitoa shati na toja
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Mcha mungu zare haimpiti, siku ikawadia tukavuka mipaka tukaenda shelly beach, kule nkama Anfield of all beaches mbikoz you will never walk alone. twas on a Wednesday coz weekends locals ndo hujaa beach, utawapata huko vifua wazi sunbathing with dem sons.
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I guess a man gat to do what he gat do to get the dollar.. mke wa Kimuu yuko nyumbani yuajua mumewe yuko kazini, aty yuaendesha bajaji.. kumbe jamaa amekwamilia tako la Mtu mtakatifu akitafuta kakitu😭
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Mkubwa amerix alisema nyumba usiyolipa kodi usilale, lakini ata yeye hajaipatana na Aisha. Nshapagawa. Tena yuanishikashika. Kufa gari kufa dereva. TWENDE NALO.
Tuko tudor mansion ya kisonjo. Nkaekewa prones na juice, nadekezwa. Akavua bui bui.
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Nkapiga mbizi kisha nkazama nkaenda chungulia huko... duuuh kumamake kumbe jamaa wanatiwa mishumaa... jamaa wanatiwa soda...msenge kapanua tako bana.. karibu nimeze maji kwa kushtuka
.. but nkakumbuka maji yenyewe yana mavi🤮.
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Kawaida yetu masela weekend twaenda chonga, kila mtu na jaba, wengine marunge na mabosi kangeta. Ki robot ndani ya mchanga twala matrap tukileta matani. mara kwa mara twawasha mablunt ili tunaiva polepole.
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New Thread.
Everyone huthink kuwa mombasa its a guarantee utapata mzungu, mumama ako na pesa. but thats not the truth.
Luckily i got one, only that hakuwa mumama. Listen, skiza nkupe uhondo.
A Thread******
Part 2.
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I swore to god that hio kitu nkipewa ntaipiga hadi ichange colour kama litmus paper ikiekwa kwa maji. My g jay Aino alikua amechizika naye, but jay was very funny romantically alimnunulia jay shanga, kisha marashi ya uswahilini, hadi ukikaribia mzungu wajihisi uko peponi.Mashalah
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@AbsoluteChelsea
@SPORTBILD
How i miss Turbo Timo,,,, Every Chelsea Fan loves Timo Werner. Just for trying
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It was a champions league Night so lets call him CR7 theo, alikua apige mabao vile inafaa. Wakapatana Moonshine, a few drinks some dance then wakaenda room. Theo akapiga dem Suprise ya fruits, and she loved them, without time wasting wakapelekana bafu.
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Father's appreciation THREAD.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENS WHEN A FATHER, THE BREADWINNER IS GONE.
A THREAD.
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aah mi nkaanza kucheka, itakua nvipi jamaa yuawasha kundu tenda ndani ya maji? Yuatumia maji kama utelezi au mvipi? Ni masenge malaya au ni mtu na mumewe... mwaswali kibao hayakua na jibu. mwanzo vile nlikua handas mawazo yalikua hata zaidi.
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Kuna mzee(mlevi) ameamka akaambiwa ako tanzania atoe passport 😅😅😅😅....Kenyans are funny bana
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Beach ni moja ya vitu ambavyo mbsa yapendewa na kuna haki... watu kibao hawajaona maji ambayo hayana mwisho, tena maji ya bluu..yani daily wanapagawa nvipi twasema hamna maji mombasa ilihali maji kibao, watadhani ni vodka
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Theo had masters in Horizontal engineering plus a degree in welding because alilay hiyo chuma vile inafaa, Halland of our times yaani hatrick after hatrick. Bianca alilala kufundifundi baada ya strokes.. my pal naye after cum akasinzia.
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They have killed 2 people in Mombasa protests. I am absolutely angry 😡
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Every woman in the bar
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"Holla we can't understand you", "ow! Call me Theo, liked your sneaker and thought I could sneak in yr personal space and make your day brighter" washaanza kusmile. nikaji introduce, theo ashapick target. nkaachwa na huyu mwingine. Her name was Britney and her friend Bianca.
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Mfupi-mrefu. Kama beauty ingekua parliament her eyes would have it. Kifua ilikua draw ya Nice 2:2 Brest. Nkakumbuka dem mkyuk alivonikataa.yule nlikua nkishika tako nafeel gayish. Ilikua meza, yaani flat na sio shamba
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Kwa luku theo alikua always on point, even though siezi mshw "man's not hot", then amehit Gym na akaacha beard. haezi kosa pia Pesa ya kuchanga Mzinga. We just out Chilling huko nyali. on a Sunday skating.
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