Eric Jenkins
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You should have heard the amount of "you'll get em next time"s that I got last night
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Wow. Grant Fisher. In just two races he brought US distance to the next level. The rest of us have to elevate as well or get left behind
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Me: (quietly walking to the bathroom at 4 am)
Every joint and tendon in my lower body:
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Guy at Starbucks- "raining pretty hard out there huh?"
Me - "I have a boyfriend"
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Fantastic way to wish yourself happy birthday
Happy Birthday to the man in the middle. Continue growing old slowly.
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Remembered I told
@MattCentrowitz
he could have my/his favorit shirt if he won gold but tbh thought he'd get like silver and now I'm fucked
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Year after year the NCAA championships is one of the best meets in the world. These guys are showing out
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I'll power down my phone and restart it if I haven't gotten any texts in awhile cuz I assume it's a technical issue instead of a social one
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Open up a bag of chips. Eat 1/10 of what you would consider a satisfying amount. Congrats you just ate 26 servings
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Pablo Escobar literally burned 3 million in cash when they had no firewood and his daughter said she was cold
Your parents don't love you
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Me in my room hearing everyone yell for me to come do the post race show
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What's up with snapchat just assuming I want to see the next persons story? Cuz I don't
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This is amazing 😂 People are upset and saying he’s too cocky? I don’t think he’s cocky enough. I want more
🗣️ “Just stick to me as long as you can and you’ll get yourself 3:46.” – Jakob Ingebrigtsen
🇺🇸 Yared Nuguse was asked about his chances of breaking Alan Webb’s 3:46.91 mile American record from 2007. Olympic champion Jakob Ingebrigtsen just had to interject.
The requested pace
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Putting down an emergency contact doesn’t make sense in a lot of situations. If you have to call my dad at any point during this massage then the cops should already be on their way
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This grandma of a cashier worked "my boyfriend" into our convo and I'm standing there like an idiot wondering how hard I was hitting on her
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My new thing when I'm lonely is to order ubers and not come out so they are forced to text or call me and I just pretend like we're friends
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Ya know when you lose something and get desperate lookin for it, like lemme check under the insole of my shoe maybe my wallet is there
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Really mature, insightful interview from Centro here. In my biased opinion he’s the American middle distance goat. If he can pull off making another team that’s the cherry on top
🗣️ “This is a different year. I’m a different individual…For me, the main focus is Paris next year. I really want to make that Olympic team.” –
@MattCentrowitz
discusses his comeback with
@TheRealMerb
🎥 FULL INTERVIEW:
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Running by a girl when you're in tights and she hits you with the glance to see what you're workin with, then lock eyes with her like "hi"
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You should be banned
When that BELL
rings, run like HULL,
and don’t lose FAITH!
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Man what a performance by
@joshk97
yesterday! To call your shot like that and then go out there and deliver in that fashion is huge. Running all alone that last 700 meters requires a type of strength that few are able to really comprehend. 🦍
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In the grocery store and overheard a mom say "take away his Instagram" and I'm there staring at her like what could he have possibly done
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A very common misconception is that men over a certain age (55+) join gyms to get in shape. This is false. They join gyms to be naked in the presence of other people who cannot get mad at them for being naked.
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Today's really gonna skew workout times. "Glad you're happy with your tempo Eric just remember Galen could have done that for like 4 hours"
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Astronaut, Conspiracy theorist,Meme creator, Mac Miller historian. Jobs I've claimed to have to get out of explaining pro running logistics
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A roommate in Boulder: "Where in the name of fuck is my mattress?"
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Random bad thoughts like 'would this old man die if I punched him in the face?' And then you have to tell yourself no don't do that please
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It began in Portsmouth New Hampshire, where I ran my way into college, now I'm trying to run my way into history
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Excited to announce that I'll be joining the Oregon Project for the next step in my career. A huge…
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Hahahaha have you guys seen the entries for the
#PreClassic
10k!? Racing a bunch of nobody's
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Feel free to DM me if you're interested in starting a Good Morning text relationship.
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The reason that only children grow up to be so weird is because they have been third wheeling their whole childhood
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In Return of the King, Aragorn gives a rousing speech before charging into Mordor and next door at the gym the soul cycle instructor plagiarized the shit out of it convincing the class to go up in resistance
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Racing the 1500m tonight on ESPN! 830 pm PT/1130 ET. If I do well and you miss it I will cut you out of my life so quick it's crazy
#teamNY
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Can't handle spam emails. I got JC Penney hitting me up like "Eric we really miss you..." Yeah right you never really cared about me
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Unfortunately I won’t be racing in this years Milrose games due to a slight setback recently with training. Best of luck to everyone competing
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Imagine if you had the amount of confidence in yourself as old guys do in a gym locker room
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Also I'm about three weeks away from the exact same hair style as Hillary
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If I ask you something and you reply “that’s a really good question” I’m not even listening to your answer. My heads too big for more info
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Starbucks cashier: (smiles) have a nice day Eric!
Me: (she's obsessed with me)
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Always get asked wht I do w/ my free time. Today I've looked up all the top high school basketball recruits and watched their hoop mixtapes
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Your hair always seems to look the best when you’re on your way out the door to get it cut
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I get my hopes up every time one of those fake webcam girls follows me on Instagram
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Catfish is such a ridiculous show. This woman just got fished by her own husband. Hahaha what a loser!! They met up and she was like huh?
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I can't believe how emotionally intense the planet earth 2 trailer is
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Coming in hot
We've called for backup on our U.S. Olympic Marathon Trials coverage...
@_EricJenkins
on the CITIUS MAG shows all weekend long
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I absolutely love seeing Black athletes succeed after getting bashed by the media for being outspoken
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In the song Work From Home instead of saying "I just need yo body" I like to say "I just need Joe Biden" for some easy, sober fun
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Anytime I hear my own voice I feel like I should call everyone and apologize for talking so much
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I'm just gonna start tagging ppl I want to be friends with in Instagram posts to the point where they're like "I guess we're really chill"
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(Every single meet)
Random: omg your so white!
Me: no you're thinking of someone else
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I hope one day I can love something as much as Lady Gaga loves this country
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Just watched
@lukepuskedra
post race interview from yesterday. All class from that guy, love it
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In 'How I Met Your Mother' Ted's careful not to swear in the same story he tells his kids he got blackout drunk and banged some random girl
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Also, big shout out once again to
@CraigNowak
for Christ sake the guy is changing the landscape of 1500m running here in America lol
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Off to Europe! Couple more races before finally heading home. Italy ✈️ Belgium ✈️ New Hampshire
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Love watching Intervention. These people seriously know how to turn up
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When someone gives you an ultimatum and says, "Okay there's two ways this...
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Just realized Matilda is the best superhero movie of our generation
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A five star uber driver for me is someone so silent you would assume they're mad at me.
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How is there still not a music video for Panda? Is he like waiting for it to get more popular or something
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Always wondered how "free", free range animals were in grocery stores. Could my cow have hitchhiked two states over before he became dinner?
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Pour one out for Rob Ford tonight. He would have been my choice for president
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I'm crazy good at catching the soap I drop mid air, then I imagine I'm in prison, blue balling all my shower buddies :)
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Now I’m watching Doomsday Preppers like, oh my god that storage closet 😍
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No race tomorrow.Was singing in the car,thought I sounded great until the song paused and was brought down to earth so hard I broke my ankle
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