Cody Banks
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#LoveBullyรักให้ร้ายตอนจบ
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ENGLOT Club Friday FinalEP
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#ドンキマジ超感謝祭
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Supreme Court
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पूर्ण गुरु
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Megan
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#SEVENTEENatGLASTONBURY
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Jill
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ENGENE CONCEPT PHOTO
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True Guru Sant Rampal Ji
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SCOTUS
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えーちゃん
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글래스톤베리
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UP POOM RECONCILE
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seungkwan
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Chevron
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Elektriğe
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Aju Nice
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ルックバック
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#ガルクラ
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vernon
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CHEERS TO YOUTH
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キングダム
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READY TO LOVE
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Sprint
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#ساعه_استجابه
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審神者証
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Grimes
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$BUNNY
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Luca somewhere in the club trying to disconnect the speakers
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I’ll fly to Cancún just to jump off her balcony in front of her. You’re gonna know trauma too
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New black guy: “So Samira, do you think you could possibly see anything between us?”
Samira:
#loveisland
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No valentine on valentines day? Well some people don't have a mother on Mother's Day or a father on Father's Day . So Shut the fuck up.
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If you’re in an 18+ club and you’re not 18, you should have the decency to tell a man your actual age imo
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Pushchairs are £800??? Is it diesel or petrol?
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How are you smoking whilst you’re pregnant? I rah didn’t hear your baby ask for twos
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Sexual assault isn’t funny.
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If you haven’t died in Stealth at least once then you probably lack character
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Me retweeting Games Of Thrones spoilers cuz I don’t watch it and I’m a terrorist
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Ekin-Su basically ran up in the Villa and said “WHO’S ON WHAT??? WHO’S ON WHAT FAM???”
#loveisland
😵 FIRST LOOK 😵
Seasonal girlfriends move over, Ekin-Su isn't here for you! She's wasting no time getting to know the boys... who will be top of her list?
#LoveIsland
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I pray I never wake up and think “lemme take my child to play in the water on the market square”
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Bowery goers, Pom Pom goers, Stealth goers. At the end of the day, we all end up in Maccies
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All the mandem better jump in the River Trent when I get wifed off
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A donny that went to my school just got engaged and I’m sat here with my cock in my hand
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Pancake day tomorrow? Lemon and sugar is the best topping, I don’t make the rules
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Mandem are gonna have to wear running gear and jog to a girl’s yard for the box
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You wifed a short girl and now your son coming last on sports day. Always plan ahead.
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Producers: Don’t feel like you have to hold back, just say whatever you’re thinking
Alexandra’s mum:
#loveisland
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This is the ultimate Polish don tracky
Linking your female friends in this so they know nothings happening >>>
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If Forest touch prem then I’m acting like I’ve been attending City Ground every week since I was 4
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Ya boi did it!!!
Economics degree from the University of Nottingham
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Girls will call you the love of their life and when you break up be talking bout “I knew it wasn’t gonna work, our star signs just weren’t compatible”
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Some of you didn’t go through your tweeting outrageously sexual Partynextdoor lyrics phase and it shows
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I love that girls spend a year planning their outfits only to wear a waterproof poncho and look like a dickhead
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Me: You at 2Kruddy on Friday?
Friend: Nahh, going Ink instead
Me:
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This only worked because he’s Will Smith. Try this and you’ll probably end up seeing “how I was sexually harassed today by an entitled man, a thread” on your TL
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Someone said you pronounce the name ‘Niamh’ like the sound of a fast car going by and I’m still laughing
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I am no Northerner
I am no Southerner
I hail from the mighty Nottingham
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Theresa May looks like she belongs on the front of a Roald Dahl book
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Your MCM bought you a dozen red roses. One for every time he’s cheated on you and you took him back
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“You man managed to get Forbidden Forest tickets yet?”
“Nah but we’re coming”
“How?”
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Anyone who thinks Bounty is the best celebration, deserves to be stoned with coconuts
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Mum: “It’s Christmas Eve, why don’t you come home and spend some time with the family?”
Me:
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If it gets to the point where you’re considering going NG1 then it’s time to go home
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Imagine if this was the other way round and it was the boys on the balcony. Joe would be throwing rocks at the new boys
#loveisland
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Nah but genuinely, what would you do if a video of your girl doing this just popped up on your timeline?
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Getting paid on the 23rd last month was fun at the time. It is no longer that time.
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Everyone just block K*tie H*pkins I beg. If you all block her she’ll be chatting to herself
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Tequila is disgusting. Them man that say “let’s do tequila shots” are terrorists. Are you going to help me clean up this sick off of the carpet?
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“Yh I’ve still got two Forbidden Forest tickets for sale. Bank transfer or Paypal?”
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I love how Cav’s talking like he just got done reading a dictionary
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I still find it funny that they opened the Christmas market on the square and then had to shut it down next day
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You’re not an insomniac, you just don’t know when to put your phone down
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These Kardashian babies grow like Renesmee I swear
Happy Birthday to my baby Chi!!!! The sweetest baby in the whole world! Mommy and Daddy love you so much!
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Them pigeons on market square have dreamed of this moment their entire lives
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Your WCW used to get described as ‘tusty’ when she got people to bc her pin
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His friend saying “don’t even say it” kills be because this must have been his go to joke 😭
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Just because you’re a regular doesn’t mean the staff like you. You’re regularly annoying
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You lot let spicy Jack leave? The legend hit a milly rock when he left. Fuck all of you
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Going for a Chinese tonight yeah and last time I was there, when I got there the waitress said “ohhh, your friends are already here” and then just sat me down with the other black boys in the restaurant. I meannnn… they were my friends but it’s still hilarious
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I don't care enough about you to indirect you but your actions did inspire my tweet
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I get proper trigged when I’m on holiday and the weather in the UK is good. While I’m not local, I wish rain upon all of you
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