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🇸🇩 مرحبا

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1 year

And she has 2✌🏽Bio degrees

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5 years

is the Mcflurry machine working, Wayne?

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On its way @JordanShirts 🙏 #Sinnott25

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What was this actually a march/protest for? Or was it just some big gammon get together

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What a feeling 🇬🇧🇬🇧❤️❤️

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get yaself in the library then lad

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Reading will be a problem next season

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Stop doing drugs Stop drinking every weekend Don’t use off the shelf shampoo Go to the gym Travel Save a bit of money

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Mature men who are 25+, please drop one piece of advice to men 18 to 24. It can be about anything!

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5 years

mental limbs at The Etihad as City take the lead. hope everyone’s ok 😳

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3 years

lmaooooo @JackGrealish “you’re a cunt”

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Anyone else just find this so cringe and embarrassing??

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i did it for the people.

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darkfruits slaps but the darkfruit vomit is one of the worst ways to be sick

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We all know that one dickhead who drinks these on an away day.

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Didn’t know Lucy Letby and Jon Venables were Muslim?

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Weymouth now

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@JackGrealish what’s your views on diving

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5 years

@solydas @SuzyExtra shouldn’t she have the receipts if she bought them?? or did she give them to you for a bank transfer

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@MichaelRealReed That could be funny if I knew who that was

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3 years

Ederson is the maddest guy i’ve ever seen kick a ball 😭😭

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5 years

Fabian Delph “everyone is fucking shit right now” 🤣🤣

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Caroline Flack saying ‘don’t be a dead ting’ 🤮 #LoveIsland

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anyone who’s ever lost weight by actively trying every day can tell you how hard this is. what an achievement from him

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Far from finished but happy with the progress 🫡

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5 years

genuinely shocking 🤢🤮🤮🤮

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@Mr_Midds Could have done with that last one yesterday 😂

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3 years

i never want to hear a top 6 fan complain about how their club is ran ever again. THIS is real pain. #dcfc

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@SkySportsNews

3 years

BREAKING | Derby County have been placed under a fresh transfer embargo ❌

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@Calfreezy oscar winning performance right there

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5 years

@_teemandarin @fabuloushannahh he’s lying

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6 years

Don’t mess with Ederson’s players 😂 the Brazilian Tim Howard

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2 years

@AlexMcVey11 @NepentheZ bro screenshotted his own snap??

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5 years

you think your club has it bad?? Bolton have 8 players

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1 year

@EFCevie good thing she’s safe, you need to leave her now tho 😂

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5 years

*any tweet from Derby or about Derby* Leeds fans: #dcfc #lufc

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3 years

this was actually ridiculous from Martial

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1 year

@DannyDcomedian @CharlieEwanHawk love how you scribbled out the offensive bit to save yer pals career ahahaha

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3 months

@ReagonSavage What that I’m a dashing young clunge slayer

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@tommyknocker67 @MichaelRealReed Assuming this mini ladd was a once

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3 years

@TheCurtisDavies that fact we don’t actually know if that’s a joke or not is funny but also worrying

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4 years

don’t let this monumental bottle job from Nottingham Forest distract you from the face that Philip Cocu has guiders us to a top 10 finish despite the calamity of a season he’s had to endure. it’s inwards and upwards from here. Cocu is the man. #dcfc #DCFC #nffc

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3 months

@JoshuaK44640227 Absolutely not just someone who doesn’t have the maturity level of a 13 year old

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4 years

this is what you #AllLivesMatter people look like

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@_Bish___

9 months

got my dad a dodgy stick for christmas, plugged it in yesterday to watch the footy n he’d left it on the adult channels 😵‍💫😭

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@_Bish___

5 years

it’s not even been 24 hours and so far i have seen: Leeds Forest Hull Swansea Millwall West Ham?😂 Wednesday Celtic Burton Huddersfield and Brighton fans all completely rattled by the signing of big Wazza. we have the entire country on strings 💉💉💉💉 #dcfc #dcfcfans

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@_Bish___

3 years

i will get a portrait of Wayne Rooney tattooed on my body if he keeps us up. that’s a promise. #dcfc #DCFC

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@_Bish___

5 years

Mike Tyson raped a woman. Joey Barton put a cigarette out in a child’s eye. Marcos Alonso killed 2 people drink driving. OJ Simpson murdered 2 people by stabbing them to death. Oscar Pistorios murdered his wife. Lance Armstrong dominated a sport for years by cheating.

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5 years

Luis Suarez has been voted the greatest sporting villain ever. Do you agree? 🤔

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2 years

@joethomlinson there’s a reason every manager he’s ever played under picks him every game

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3 years

@_teecarts your bio says nottingham but i’m gonna assume it’s kimberly, heanor or eastwood

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@_Bish___

5 years

my girlfriend explaining to me why she drank all my Dr Pepper

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@_Bish___

6 months

Shout out to Max Bird, Craig Forsyth, Louie Sibley, and Liam Thompson. All fantastic servants of the club who stuck with us through the darkest of days. All 4 have probably played their last games in a Derby shirt and thoroughly deserved today. #dcfc

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@_Bish___

5 years

have that you cunt fuck off #dcfc #nffc

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A message to everyone associated with #NFFC , to the club and the fans, thanks for everything:

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5 years

WHY DOES NO ONE CARE THIS MAN IS CUTTING SHAPES IN THE STAND WHEN THERE ISNT EVEN MUSIC PLAYING

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4 years

@itsjacklmao @F1 no one forces you to watch it pal

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@danisawolf it’s not that deep bro

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4 years

Can also confirm that i pulled A LOT of strings and it WILL be ready for tomorrow rows match Vs Forest 😂

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@_Bish___

4 years

it’s been stressful but it’s been an absolute honour. I cannot thank @Kyleguest @JakeBarker1212 @ramswriter @jxe_l @JackBeighton and anyone that donated or RTd enough. #DCFC #dcfcfans #FlagForAndre

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@_Bish___

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imagine someone said to you on this day “9 years from now Derby will be in league one after being in administration and Forest would be in the Prem spending over £200m on 25 new players” you’d think they were mad 😂 #DCFC #NFFC

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@ComeOnDerby_

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On This Day in 2014, Derby 5-0 Nottingham Forest. WHAT A PERFORMANCE 🙌 #DCFC

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@_Bish___

5 years

Derby fans will see this and tell you we have the best fans in the league. they’re lying. our fans are shit. we only sing this song for about 5 minutes after we score other than that it’s a library #dcfc

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⁦ @BestChantsUK ⁩ Pride Park Stadium finds its voice #dcfc #dcfcfans

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5 years

@laura_woodsy shag you, he is not going to

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2 years

Liam Rosenoir on the new signings and why they signed. #DCFC #dcfc #dcfcfans

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@Jaack 46 min 10k is absolutely ridiculous mate

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4 years

Mel Morris right now. #dcfc

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5 months

@thunderxstorm07 @dorotheist You’re the one she talking about bro

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1 month

Had it confirmed to me today that we offered Dave Mcgoldrick £18k a week to stay with us the summer he left and signed for County on £6k a week 😂 #dcfc #dcfcfans

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@_Bish___

5 years

founded in 1884, one of the original founders of the Football League. 2 First Devision trophies, 1 FA Cup and a European powerhouse for 10+ years. show us some fucking respect. ‘Wayne Rooney vs Man Utd’ at least it was “Frank Lampards Derby County” last season 😒 #DCFC #MUFC

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

5 years

Wayne Rooney v Man Utd? The winner of the 4th round replay between Derby & Northampton will face Man Utd in the #FACup 5th round

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1 year

@Will_Odinson yeah but mixed with lava ahahaha

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5 years

@JimWhite you’re saying that like it’s not deserved, jim?

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4 years

i’ll take Alex Scott, Darren Bent, and an LGBT representative over these clowns that can’t even pronounce Alderweireld correctly

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@braddersrfc10

4 years

@FootyAccums let me guess, it'll be a bird, a black person, and a LGBT representative to replace them, not necessarily because they are the best people for it, but so they can tick their boxes.

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@_Bish___

2 years

Plymouth by far best team and fans to come to PP this season #dcfc #pafc

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3 months

@NathanJordan85 What was it for then?

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1 year

Notts County in League 2 Derby in League 1 Leicester in the Championship Forest in the Premier League what an ugly era for East Midlands football…🤮 #DCFC #NCFC #LCFC #NFFC

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4 years

#FlagForAndre

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5 years

best goal in championship history??

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4 months

It’s actually scary how similar it is watching this England team to watching Warnes Derby 😂 #dcfc

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2 years

some woman forest fan came into work today giving it the biggen so services charged her extra for her new tyres lol

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3 months

@CafcBen You have no hair

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6 years

have you seen a ball ever go higher than that in fifa??

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4 years

right in the middle of the east stand 🤩 come on The Ams 😂 #dcfc #DCFC

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5 years

the girl i fancied the pants off in year 6 that rejected me because i was fat tried to ask me out today lol how the tables have turned

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@_Bish___

2 years

@trussliz about a year ago average price was about £1000? how is a £2500 cap a saving?

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@_Bish___

5 years

loosing 4-1 at home to 24th place sunderland. they’d gone 361 days without a win and nearly 3 years without an away win. their striker hadn’t scored in 42 games and got 2 on the night. was also pissing it down.

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What's the worst experience you've had as a football fan?

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4 years

we actually have the biggest piss-boiling, shithouse in world football right now and i absolutely love it.💉 #TL10 #dcfc #DCFC .

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@_Bish___

5 years

Ian Holloway is spot on, every single #dcfc fan should watch this 12 seconds. #dcfcfans #DCFC

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@_Bish___

4 years

it’s been stressful but it’s been an absolute honour. I cannot thank @Kyleguest @JakeBarker1212 @ramswriter @jxe_l @JackBeighton and anyone that donated or RTd enough. #DCFC #dcfcfans #FlagForAndre

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@_Bish___

9 months

he has LOST his head 😭😭 #dcfc

BBC Sport Derby

@BBCDerbySport

9 months

Head coach Paul Warne discusses Derby County's search for a striker after missing out in the January transfer window. Hear the full conversation on the Rams Daily podast on BBC Sounds. #DCFC

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@_Bish___

25 days

@Ant11Dcfc Fair one each to their own mate

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@_Bish___

2 years

if you’re not at Pride Park for our first game in the Papa Johns Trophy i don’t expect to see you there for our first game in the Champions League 👍🏻 #dcfc #dcfcfans

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@_Bish___

3 months

@ianianniaina @inspiRaytion @tommyknocker67 @MichaelRealReed You’re not wrong

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@_Bish___

10 months

that’s the type of win you see from champions #dcfc

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3 years

@_misspiebarm @owenkenn @SeanTrodden you think the type of guy who shits in the street in broad daylight is carrying round some hand sanny🤣

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@_Bish___

6 years

the PE teacher watching over a maths exam

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3 months

@Buzzzaaa Enjoy that in your camera roll x

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1 year

70mph on a road with 2 lanes or more 60 mph on single lain roads 👍🏻

LADbible

@ladbible

1 year

🚨 | Motorist convinced ‘99% of drivers’ don’t know what this sign means

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@_Bish___

6 years

@TrueGeordieTG i can see you 👀

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5 years

am i the only one that doesn’t blame Malone for telling the fans to fuck off? were the worst in the league for getting on players backs imo #dcfcfans

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5 years

Lisa with the red hair when someone tells her Keogh isn’t a DM #dcfcfans

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@_Bish___

4 years

An update on #FlagForAndre . Here is confirmation of order for the flag. I was having issues withdrawing the money from the fundraiser so that’s actually my own money that’s payed for it and i’ll have to reimburse my self that exact amount from the Go-Fund me donations.

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@_Bish___

4 years

what a player nathan byrne is btw 🔥 #dcfc

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@_Bish___

1 year

this is the biggest ick ever

ollie

@owrldd_

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@_Bish___

1 month

I find it so funny how us as a fanbase are trying to justify this miss 😂 under no circumstances should a pro footballer be missing that 🤣🤣 #dcfc

Sky Sports Football

@SkyFootball

1 month

HOW did he miss that? 😰

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@_Bish___

3 months

@inspiRaytion @tommyknocker67 @MichaelRealReed Here’s me thinking he was 3 times a lady 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@_Bish___

1 year

Cashin, Bird, Fozzy and Thompson did not stick with the club through the brink of collapse to then be accused of ‘having their heads turned’ after the manager gets shown to be tactically inept. really poor from Warne that is. #dcfc

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2 years

@ManCity @HaysWorldwide why drop alvarez man

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3 years

Wayne Rooney says he’s “desperate” for a preferred bidder and he doesn’t even know who’s bid for the club… depression. #dcfc #DCFC

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@_Bish___

5 years

fucking state of this 😂😂 not finished above Derby since 2013. Been to league one and back whilst Derby have been to Wembley twice. not to mention haven’t beaten us by more than 2 goals in the league since 2010 but we’ve done it twice. up the rams 🐑 #dcfc #dcfcfans #nffc

Brummie Tricky 🌳

@BrummieTricky

5 years

Some silly stats cos I love shit like this. Last time #dcfc won at #nffc : 2,596 days. Last time derby scored against forest home or away: 755 days Total wins : Derby 38 Forest 42 Forever and ever in our shadow.