Zhizzler
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Is there a more noble pursuit than perfection?
Joined May 2024
@CoquiAdam @mossacannibalis If that’s what the orc did she would be better off than what happened
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@ShitpostGate “Erm well Russia is a near peer” . *Russia’s main battle tank is the T-62… you know, the tank from 1962.*. Hilarious, never understood why anyone is afraid of them, especially since they can’t beat a country 1/18th their size using the same surplus and some shit from the 80’s.
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@springfieldduck @ShitpostGate Minnesota likes to collect loot drops form their defeated enemies, taking a bell from Japan during ww2 which they gave back after Japan asked nicely. Their trophies from confederate Virginia however….
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@ShitpostRock Guts killed a literal child for Griffith just for Griffth to go and rape his gf.
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@MK_Foxbat @reddit_lies “Erm Russia is totally justified in shooting down an airliner because erm well people who don’t like when a country invaded another country don’t like it when Russia invades other countries” . Genius point, why didn’t I think of that.
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@imagesaicouldnt True. Do you believe in killing all men? That include St Floyd the counterfeiting.
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@krus_chiki Death of Stalin is a perfect movie. I remember I had a girlfriend who didn’t understand it was a comedy… yeah that didn’t last long.
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@train2000c @PolishHostage07 Why’d you omit the best part about her: her crippling heroin addiction.
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@Retsolcent @reddit_lies Yeah. A drone strike on a military target doesn’t warrant shooting down an Azeri civilian jet.
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@ShitpostRock It is baffling, paradox scrubs all swastikas out of the game I sometimes forget it’s supposed to be a World War Two simulator.
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@Jibbly20 Imagine some producer telling you what you can and cannot do with the characters you created in the story you made taking place in the setting you invented.
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@IrregularDave Recaf isn’t coffee, it’s a tasteless powdered pure caffeine that’s mixed into hot water (I’ve read too many warhammer books).
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Lmao it’s so amusing that #Moldavia allows Transnistria to vote in the #moldovaelections and the Russophiles still can’t win
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@Lorgarwasright The only reason the imperium hasn’t had a civil war when Girlyman woke up due to religion is literal plot armor. Chaos can’t have shit.
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@BPig101 Uh, you didn’t get that right, he named it TO the Hoover Dam, Hoover didn’t want anything to do with it being named after him, he’s the one that wanted it to be the Boulder Dam.
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@Lorgarwasright @mossacannibalis Shitty Reddit edit of Mossa’s work . Lmao changed the text to “protect”. Wholesome Reddit 100 Chungus.
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@dj_b3n1 If Robust Girlyman is such a good guy why didn’t he stop slavery on Nurcia, one of the worlds of Ultramar, which just so happened to be where one of his brothers was located?.
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@MK_Foxbat @reddit_lies Wow it’s almost like Russia’s at war with Ukraine. How DARE Ukraine fight back.
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@nikicaga I love how racist Indians get to other Indians because of caste. It really brightens up my day.
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@Lorgarwasright Erm well not everyone likes the race of people who sold themselves into service of hell (erm well they didn’t want to, they where tricked or something idk tieflings are subhuman).
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@DubhDonald Like that scene at the end of deliverance lost where all the raven guard commanders are actually Alpha Legion and they go:. “Im alpharius you’re alpharius is there any other alpharius I should know about”. And the 2nd in command shows up and is also in the Alpha Legion.
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@imagesaicouldnt If you’re old enough to have a nephew you shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.
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@gg_ggh37909 @ShitpostGate No. The main battle tank is the one that is most frequently used. Russia is using more T-62’s than 72’s.
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@Emiliano9810 They’re not “adult converts” they’re tourists. Great they’re showing interest… but you have to be born Catholic.
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@Shai_Kat04 @azulaslighting Trump has a 3 point lead with less than 3.8% to count… yeah dude, it’s over.
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@Lorgarwasright Love the end to deliverance lost where all the alpha legion infiltrators are ordered to rally and reveal themselves and like every single high ranking Raven guard is actually an alpha legion infiltrator and then they steal all the Raven guard gene seed.
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@SJTimes13 They saw Grogu merch flying off the shelves and scrapped their plot to just make it the baby yoda show. Wasn’t it supposed to be about bounty hunters or something?.
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@Lorgarwasright Emperor’s most beloved legion (he gave them the sole right to use the Aquila) 😍😍
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@papistspike @hourly_shitpost It’s so cool the mentally retarded are allowed to freely post on Twitter.
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@ShitpostGate Actors who look like children in their 20’s always look like horrifying monsters when they age further.
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@Balam_GF13 @Lorgarwasright Monarchia was the second most productive planet in the empire behind Earth. All of Lorgar’s worlds where the most loyal in the empire, never seeing a rebellion unlike all the other primarchs. And they where punished for that loyalty.
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@Lorgarwasright Plotting 60 years to trigger an empire shattering civil war that kills the emperor is such a baller move for the primarch that was just humiliated for being too loyal to the empire.
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@gg_ggh37909 @ShitpostGate Putting your fingers in your ears and screaming doesn’t magically change the situation.
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@ARealKnowItAll @thedcbattinson @AMrsKnowItAll Roman Sionis becomes a homeless Hispanic kid for some reason (this doesn’t make any sense).
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@Sir_Vin_43 @Lorgarwasright I know what they meant. Slapping new graphics on a game from 2001 isn’t a new game.
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@RealAbester @barstoolsports Lmao if the gaints draft sanders that would set them back another 6 years.
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@AlbertSzpeer “Wait when we take over… we like go to offices and do the work the government used to do… no way…”.
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American Solidarity Party calling out my name like the green goblin on the ballot.
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@777curv Wow what a pretty is… islan… . Put all of it on black 38. Woooo baby black 38 here we go.
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@AdderallFanNo1 @kelskiYT He went to another dimension and killed their god, which was actually a horrifying genetic experiment hashed together from a half dozen other aliens, some bugs aren’t going to phase him.
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@durandalcomplex Hekkin wholesome 100!!! (I’m going to crucify the Bethesda dev that made this).
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@MasterxGogo @ShitpostGate SS-Strumbannführer Wernher von Braun, recipient of the knights cross with war merit, and the war merit cross in 1944 and 1943 respectively was also the guy who made NASA and designed the Apollo rockets.
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@DubhDonald Hmmm the faint 12ft tall man that glows gold who told me when he showed up at my planet he was god now humiliates my legion without warning because I still think he’s god. There is literally no way to defend Big E’s treatment of Lorgar.
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@Akiharu_Dotharl @Balam_GF13 @Lorgarwasright It’s important to remember the emperor was stupid and if he just told his kids what he was doing back on terra there would be no need for him to “move as fast as possible” to prevent his kids from accidentally finding out and somehow ruining it unknowingly.
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@Lorgarwasright What imperial fans don’t get is the chaos gods are real in universe and really really wishing they weren’t doesnt stop them from using your soul as a toilet plunger for eternity when you die.
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@Zombiewizard_ @idiot_lizard_ Missed opportunity for the guy to be thinking about “Lizard Wizard”.
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@GravyRaven24 “Erm we need to Nuke the NCR out of existence because it wouldn’t be fun of society restarted” -Bethesda the second they got their hands on New Vegas lore for their TV show.
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