I sing sometimes, Bibliophile, Dog lover. 'Live in the moment, Love in the moment coz there's no FOREVER!' Satire & Banter is Oxygen. Sporadically active!
@AbhitashS
1- Please don't use names/picture without prior approval from the family.
2- Instead of just pointing the news out, please call out the administration, leaders and psychologists.
3- If you have the reach, do something about it in terms of making people aware about mental health.
@highonmethi
I'm a very patriotic Indian, but cussing someone's National flag is very uncool. If someone made a post like this on our tri-colour, my blood would be raging with vengeance.
I would request you to take this post down out of respect for our neighbours!
Relationship without a mental connect based on pure lust withers like a flower, looks great in the beginning, can also be preserved for a few days, but it'll wilt very soon.
Deleting twitter is on the cards for the sake of my mental peace and to boost productivity and efficiency. If ever you guys don’t see me here, I’m probably hustling and you should too.
My mom motivating my lazy ass- 'Run like Messi and fetch Dhaniya like world Cup depends on it'
Me- 'Bleh'
Her- 'This attitude is the reason why we don't have a football world cup yet'
Work done!
How is marriage fair for the girl's parents?
They part with their daughter and money too?
The girl's family should be paid 'Reverse dowry' for her absence in contributing to family finances.
While I was watching something on Netflix in local train, a random guy nearby asks me to share my subscription with him.
The confidence, the audacity!?!?
Can you ever pull this off?
Maldives trying to engage in social media feud with India is funny for a country smaller than Churchgate to Virar. Ek Virar local ke passengers fek ke marunga toh internet band ho jaega.
Got the highest form of compliment today-
"Your voice is so good i didn't pay attention to what you actually said"
The attention deficit was smartly converted into a compliment, presence of mind goes a long way! :P
When you have the time, the person ain’t there, when you have the person, you don’t have time, when you have both, you don’t have the place. Until all there are sorted, you break up!
Me- Happy Mother’s Day!
Mom- Ye Zinda logo ke din kabse manane lag gaye? Example- We say aaj Dadaji ka din hai.
I now know where I get my dark humor from.