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here's an link of the Dick Chopper article. it looks better than wayback machine
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Rumoured new Twitter rules:
-You have 9 hours to escape
-To open a numbered door you must scan 3-5 bracelets on the RED with a digital root that matches the door
-Everyone who scans must pass through the door and nobody else
-Each numbered door remains open for 81 seconds
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Nice to meet you - I’m Natasha, an underworld doctor. Feeling sick?
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Nice of Zero to invite us over for a Nonary Game, eh Luigi?
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she’s insane for this
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FOR 150 YEARS AFTER THE DISCOVERY OF GLYCERIN, PEOPLE COOLED IT, WARMED IT, AND DID ALL SORTS OF THINGS TO IT... BUT WHATEVER THEY DID, IT NEVER CRYSTALLIZED. HOWEVER, ONE DAY IN 1920...
SOME GLYCERIN THAT WAS EN ROUTE TO ENGLAND BY SHIP WAS DISCOVERED TO HAVE CRYSTALLIZED DURING
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sad to see people betraying their friends for no reason. couldnt be me. i only betray my friends when it gives me an Advantage
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You won’t believe what I got as a gift today -Mod Sigma
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Me on Ellen
Ellen: “So I hear you like Zero Escape”
Me: “I do!”
*Soporil gas begins filling the studio and I see a hooded figure in a gas mask standing at the back of the audience*
Me: “OH MY GOD Ellen you didn’t”
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I feel like I've stumbled across a conspiracy -Mod Sigma
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I’m watching Sword/Shield competitive videos and why this guy fighting Akane Kurashiki
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Akane telling
the story of the
crystallisation of
glycerin while
locked inside
a freezer: Junpei:
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hello again, idiot. did you think i would forget about my bambi 2? i hope you won't disappoint me again. now, you will take part in a game. it is a game where you will put your life on the line. if you fail to accomplish what i wish in the nonary game i swear you will pay with yo
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Hey everyone I think I’m gonna skip the party I just got dumped and my professor needs a paper due tonight so I’m gonna be in the library until late tonight hope nothing happens when I get in my car haha
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Congrats to Uchikoshi, on proving that his self-insert character entirely deserves that 18 incher
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They took his jacket
Enough with the "Name a bigger upgrade" trend...
Name a Bigger DOWNGRADE...
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The story of Zero Escape is actually pretty simple. You see, it's starts off with the protagonist Junpei who is trapped on a shi (1/2540)
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'Wednesday' actress Jenna Ortega Says her favorite Zero Escape game is Virtue’s Last Reward
“It has the strongest themes of philosophy and morality along with the most impactful moments backed by an amazing cast”
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WHY 👏 CAN’T 👏 PEOPLE 👏 JUST 👏 ➡➡SEEK ➡➡ 👀🔍 A 🚪🚪🚪WAY 🚪🚪🚪OUT 🚪🏃🏃 🔑
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The Dimensional Scream in PMD2 is just accessing the morphogenetic field don’t @ me
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Sigma and Phi SHIFTing between timelines to find the bomb codes
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“Dio, Dio”
“Yes Sigma?”
“Voting betray?”
“No Sigma”
“Telling lies?”
“No Sigma”
“Show me your BP”
“Ha ha ha”
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Yeah sex is good but have you ever kidnapped your childhood crush and forced him to participate in a life-or-death game to fix your quantum state by having him telepathically communicate with your younger self before you're burned alive in a different timeline?
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Post this to summon Zero Escape Trilogy on Switch
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Wishing all anagram lovers a very happy Snail Event day
❤️🐌❤️
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They can't guess your real name if you use it as your codename
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Why play Fortnite when you could play Zero Escape
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[During sex]
Me: I want you to hurt me
Her: ZTD’s low budget and the series’ low sales make it clear that any remake or improved version of ZTD will never happen
Me: Wait
Her: Not to mention that Uchi has moved on and has already closed the Zero Escape series
Me: Stop
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Carlos chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
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Zero Escape characters ranked:
1-It's
2-Hard
3-To Rank
4-Characters
5-From
6-Different
7-Games
8-Who
9-Have Different
10-Personalities
11-And Reflect
12-Different Core
13-Themes
14-In Their
15-Own
16-Unique
17-And
18-Interesting
19-Ways
20-Dio
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999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors
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“When covid’s over” sounding a lot like “this will be revealed in the third game” these days
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I (21F) kidnapped my estranged would-be fiancé (21M) and some others to participate in a death game.
There was no danger, but he did have to witness others killing him in different realities. By the time he escaped I’d left without a word but he chased after me for decades. AITA?
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Why are you still here? Zero Escape is over, go play AI: The Somnium Files
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I forgot I made this. I hope this meme is still relevant. -Mod Sigma
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Just reminding y’all that the first Nonary Game takes place in three days
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Honestly kidnapping your one true love and forcing them to play a game that results in their death in multiple timelines all so that they can save your life 9 years ago using telepathy and then abandoning them to suffer through the apocalypse is a pretty good shipping dynamic
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lotus during the nonary game: im literally the only one serving cunt here smdh
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Spike Chunsoft to announce a new Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game, which will also debut the new Pokémon Apniraynuf - a Psychic-type dog like Pokémon that is said to have travelled from another universe
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This but you play Zero Escape instead
I’ve seen a lot more people get into Danganronpa lately so here’s a PSA. This is the correct play order. ANY OTHER ORDER IS WRONG
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Roses are red,
On that you can bet.
Don't ride that elevator,
Because
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"She's beautiful"
"Who?"
"The girl reading this 9 years in the past"
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the zero escape fandom is dying. share if you're a true shitter
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Look out for the signs, your child may be texting about Zero Escape
SMH: Severing My Hand
LOL: Look Out, Luna!
BRB: Betray the Red Bastard
FML: Found More Luminol
BBL: Blue Bird Lamentation
JK: Justice for Kyle
TMI: Timelines with Morphogenetic Interaction
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It is pride month, Sigma. You know what that means.
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⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️
I receive: 3 BP
You receive: Tubocurarine
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Introducing Zero Escape Mystery Dungeon:
You wake up one day as Sigma and explore dungeons with your partner Phi to find the secrets of your lost memory and why you have the power of 18 inches
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STOP PITTING ZERO ESCAPE CHARACTERS AGAINST EACH OTHER
Junpei is RELIABLE
Sigma is KIND
Phi is INTELLIGENT
Akane is SELFLESS
Clover
Luna is SENSITIVE
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Japanese word that is homophonous with an English word: *Exists*
Uchikoshi:
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… I think Uchikoshi has just made a better shitpost than I’ve been able to come up with in years
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Bringing this back for no reason in particular
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junpei looks like he's mad that the pastel squad wont let him go to hot topic
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national anthem
- old as shit
- written by a racist
- overplayed
- not catchy at all
morphogenetic sorrow
- fucking slaps
- sad as hell
- good background music for sudoku or burning old guys
- SNAKE SNAKE SNAAAAAAAKE
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zzz
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( ･ω･) THE TOMBSTONE IN
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／ └-(＿＿＿_／ WAS DIANA’S
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zzz
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Attention all Zero Escape fans! Free the Soul is planning once again to release Radical-6, and Akane is trying to stop them, but she needs your help. All she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back and the expiration date. You can save this timeline!
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