I'd like to announce that I'm shifting gears. Writing is no longer my passion. My heart yearns to create art!
Commission details:
No color: 420$
Flat color: 6,900$
Shaded: 666,000$
WILL NOT DRAW: Anything other than Cirno smoking weed
Here's an example! Took me 74 hours 💕
Just thought I'd show off my OC demon boy: Zenith! He will be appearing in the next two stories I have planned, and was drawn by the ever-lovely
@WilliamMejic
! I could write a bio for you all, if that's something that would interest you!
A huge part of my enjoyment from farts and scat is the "relief" factor, you know?
"Hold on guys, I really have to cut one loose..."
BBBRRRRMMMPPTT!
"Ahhh~"
Broke: Now draw him farting.
Woke: Now draw him being really embarrassed about ripping big stinky farts at his boyfriend's house but it makes him horny too so his cute cock is leaking into his panties as his boyfriend teases him and kisses him and-
Anyone else attracted to bodies that greater society has told us should be ugly and shameful?
I love thick, wild pubes, flabby tummies, saggy breasts, cottage cheese butts with anal pubes sticking out the crack, big nipples with puffy areola...
People really do care about the most useless stuff huh? Why don't we all talk about the important things:
Dicks, diapers, huge poop logs, ropes of cum, gigantic milky boobies... Stuff that REALLY matters?
This says a lot about society 🙄
Have you seen your friends, family or loved ones using these braphog acronyms?
WTF: Want To Fart
LMAO: Large, Meaty Assholes Only
LOL: Lots Of Lactose
WYD: Wet Yucky Dump
CBT: Crapping Big Turds
NFT: Naked Farting Tomboy
Juuust gonna get ahead of the crowd and pin this warning here:
I write about really gross and nasty stuff, and also commission gross and nasty art. If you got a weak stomach or strong morals, just be careful.
TOILET COMPANIES HATE HIM!
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THIS FAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST DISCOVERED 3 EASY TIPS FOR BIGGER LOADS!
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YOUR TOILET WON'T LAST ONE MINUTE!
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CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE!!
I think fingering gets left out of far too much porn nowadays. I love the aesthetic of someone on all fours, presenting their ass for their partner to finger. Two fingers sliding in, exploring the hole. Maybe they find something solid in there...
The bio: NSFW - MINORS FUCK OFF - DIRTY ASS PORN IS FOUND HERE - THE MOST NAUGHTY FUCKED UP DEPRAVED PORN EVER
The tweets: a bunch of gifs of the office and a picture of boobs once in a while
Because of the lull in writing, I thought I'd do a fun community thing.
I'll reveal one little fact or tidbit about myself for every like this tweet gets, within reason.
I think filth is at its best when it's affectionate and mutual. Subs can and should squeeze out farts for their doms to sniff and enjoy. Doms can and should let their subs shit on them. There's no greater show of true love than to share each other's filth.
Am I the only one that didn't really have an "awakening" moment when it comes to being into farts and poop? I didn't really have a "oh I watched that one scene and I was hooked" or whatever. I just stumbled on poop porn as a teen while googling anal stuff and bam. Poop fetish.
2 YEARS OF BIG GREASY ASSHOLE AND STINKY COCK WITH SMEGMA AND PISS AND NUT GREASE AND SHIT AND PISS AND BURPS AND FARTS AND GAY SEX AND FAT CUNTS
#MyTwitterAnniversary
I sit here, broken hearted. 💔
Came to shit, but only farted.💨
I lift my ass, as if to wipe. 🍑
All I get is a smell most ripe.🤢
Now I sigh, and take a piss. 💦
Truly, there's no tale more sad than this. 😭
Brap OCs be like "NOOO I only had ONE Extra Large Gut Wrecker Shitblaster Milkshake from Doodoo Fart Warehouse, how could I possibly have to fart now?!"
As we approach 1k followers I gotta say... I mean I know it's a cliché, but honestly I never expected to get anywhere near this big. I figured my stuff was too extreme, too unconventional to amass a following. I was wrong, I guess!
Thank you all. Demon smooches. 💋💕
I'm 27. I've been on the internet for a while.
I've now seen the internet turn from a free, wild, lawless place where you can see all sorts of wild shit to a place more sterile and prudish than people are in real life.
I do talk about dicks and men a lot but I want to be clear that I also love fat fuckin huge milky boobies. I'm talking HUGE fuckin MASSIVE SWEATY BOOBS and also the beautiful lovely women attached to them. And also BIG, MEATY cunts that look like they STRANGLE COCKS.
My boy's Sloth form made by my new friend. If you aren't already following them, then hurry up!
Along with this and the Gluttony Form you all know well enough (my pfp), Zenith has others I hope to get art of soon!
Challenge complete! A new story has been posted.
This one is for the GAMERS. Read on as a femmy, big booty GAMER shits his pants while his friend GOONS HER GASH watching.
This one is just pure, unfiltered smut. I wrote most of it while stoned. Enjoy.
As far as I can tell there are only 3 groups of people in the poop-lover community online:
1. Minors (pls leave)
2. Zoomers (Age 18-22)
3. Old men into crossdressing (Age 50+)
The fact that a semi-popular fartist is now in hot water for trying to fuck up an anime's entire script for being "unfunny" and "in poor taste" is so fucking funny to me. Can we all PLEASE get off our soapbox and stop acting like we don't jack off to PPBBBTTTT and SPLORCH
Apologies for the lack of stories. Life has been keeping me busy. There are more coming, however. I know I have many fans of my futa on male stories...
I'm glad that some of my most popular works are the ones that feature the most socially unacceptable kinks. It must suck being one of those artists/writers known for vanilla stuff who have kinks they basically can't do without losing followers.
A very happy new years to all the shitfiends out there. The Overlord has been dealing with familial problems for a few weeks now, but it appears as if they're nearly settled. More filth to come.
This is the only website where I can be looking at a cute girl taking a massive smelly shit, then scroll down a couple posts and see some random furry minor giving the most offensively stupid take imaginable. It's a rollercoaster.
There needs to be a "block all minors" button.
I am also celebrating the release of Shin Megami Tensei V with my good friend
@Usagaijin1
!
Read on so you can spank your preferred meat to the cyber femboy crapping himself!
This story has kinda grown as I've been writing it... I don't even know how many kinks are gonna be involved but it's a lot.
If you thought the Futaba stories were self-indulgent then you ain't seen nothing yet...
I have a lot of people who tell me they only like poop in the realm of fantasy and would NEVER EVER do it in real life.
You guys do know you're the most common, right? No need to feel ashamed for it. I've done poop stuff IRL before (to lift the veil a bit), but it's okay to not.
As we're nearing 1k followers (holy shit) I'd like to remind everyone that my stories are really fucked up and can sometimes include horrible shit. Be sure to read the tags, especially if you're going to read the story about a certain red-head from a certain American TV show...
And chubby, cute faces! Glasses, sleepy eyes, with a soft and round jawline...
That is to say, most celebrities and porn stars aren't very attractive to me lol.