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M.S. in Agriculture. Conservationist. Educator. Country Music Enjoyer. MB. “Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human Spirit” - EA

Weatherford, TX
Joined February 2016
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@ZaneBearden
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got married which I think is pretty dope
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Me: Im so over college Also me: a masters degree sure would look nice on my wall.....
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Cash and Waylon built their careers on championing the common man. Which has been maybe the single driving force behind country music for decades. Both men famously opposed the Vietnam war. Both wrote countless songs against the prison industrial complex. 1/5
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“Wokeness Killed Country Music” – John Rich Says Johnny Cash & Waylon Jennings Wouldn’t Be Allowed To Exist Today
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My hometown only had one stoplight so I’m sorry I’m going a little slow on your 5 lane highway. I’m scared
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Koe: Okay all together now! What do we do if a cop pulls you over? Kids: We light a cigarette so he don’t smell the weed Koe: I’m so proud
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Koe is for the kids. Singing at an elementary school today. Right on.
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We have two political parties in this country: Yellowstone & Euphoria
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So to sit here and say that “wokeness” has killed country music couldn’t be farther from the truth. Country music died (in the mainstream) when it lost its deep connection with the common man. In favor of corporate cookie cutter songs designed to make the quickest buck.
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After living through the Texas Ice Age I will be floating every single river this summer with a margarita in my hand, and no one can stop me
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@ZaneBearden
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1 year
me singing both parts to “picture” by sheryl crow and kid rock
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⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.
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Cash even wrote an entire album dedicated to the plight of the American Indian. These artist wrote music with deep emphasis on the issues unique to the everyday American. Creating a unique type of patriotism.
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First our tv grandma with Betty White, now our tv dad with Bob Saget….Reba I swear to god you better stay healthy
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John Rich is a perfect allegory for what country music has become. A grifter, whose only true belief is to jump at the scent of the nearest dollar and glimpse of fame.
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@ZaneBearden
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also here’s Johnny Paycheck striking for workers rights. Something many of our politicians refuse to do now days. Just thought it goes hard.
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so if you don’t like washed up losers like John Rich and want 14 reasons why county music isn’t dead…here Benjamin Tod Colby Acuff Drayton Farley Jason Isbell Sierra Ferrell Wyatt Flores B.B. Palmer Kat Hasty CWG Jesse Welles Evan Honer J.R. Carroll Zack Mcginn John Moreland
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Would like to add that both Cash, Waylon, and most of the “outlaw” era of country music were fairly politically ambiguous for most of their careers and all had a wide range of beliefs. maybe something everyone should try, instead of blatantly believing what mr. TV man say…
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Lord i see what you’ve done for Turnpike….can i ask one more favor?
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My Dad: “Go get you a degree so you don’t have to break your back working all your life like I have” Me: *gets an agriculture degree*
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Being heavily involved in FFA is way better for a kid’s future than being heavily involved in sports. Change my mind
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So many reasons to hate a Morgan Wallen: uses racial slurs, throws chairs, seems to be a complete alcoholic asshole….. but we are missing the big picture here hating him because his music SUCKS
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Please pray for my family. Our entire ranch is in flames right now.
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4 years
Dear college students, for the love of God, do not get a working dog and shove them in your tiny ass apartment. It’s not “punchy” it’s cruel.
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7yo me was jamming out to Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) by Big & Rich not having a clue what it meant
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Women will pluck their eyebrows on the daily, rip fake nails off their fingers like it’s nothing, and brush baseball sized knots out of their hair without flinching.......but the second they see a dog die in a movie it’s game over
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@ZaneBearden
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3 years
I present to you - The Squirtle
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5 years
Y’all better lock Willie Nelson’s ass in a bunker with some hands sanatizer and bag full of weed b/c I can’t deal with another legend lost.
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My fall plans The delta variant
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Also I genuinely don’t care about your definition of wokeness. Wokeness is a meaningless term for “thing in the world I don’t like”. Used by both the right and the left to stir fear and anger. I just think using a catch all term to define a genre’s ills is wrong.
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Reba was one of the best shows ever to air on television and I’ll stand by that
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take that atheist
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Cross Canadian Ragweed Updates Their Social Media For The First Time Since 2011, Website Hints That “Something” Is Coming In 2025 @departed_music
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Whatever happened to wanting a chill relationship? You DON’T have to spend every waking second together. You DON’t have to make 5000 appreciation post a week. You DON’T have to push your friends and family away. The only thing you HAVE to do to love each other unconditionally.
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I love how our parents can be like “oh yeah I saw George Strait in a small honky tonk back in 1981, Didn’t know who he was at the time lol”
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If you can’t afford to pay for your pets.......DONT fucking get them. Just because it says “dog mom” in your Twitter bio does not make up for the fact that you’re a broke piece of shit. Be responsible and give your animals the care they deserve.
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Me: only wears a thin jacket to work The old ladies I work for: oh honey you gonna freeze out there! We’ll fix you up!
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Well Mama I made it
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PTSD from the Texas Ice Age is real strong rn
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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Since y’all are into tearing down statues, please leave up the cow in Stephenville. It never hurt anyone. It’s even wearing a mask so it doesn’t spread Corona.
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As a Texan, I wanna throw up
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California exodus visualized by State
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with these high ass concert prices I just gotta tell myself we got music at home
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7 months
well excuse me, but I think you threw my chair
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“I don’t like Yellowstone bc it’s too toxic”. bro you’ve cheated on every girl you’ve ever been with…..Let me enjoy my lil cowboy show
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I really thought when Post entered the country scene he would be singing with Colter Wall, Stapleton, etc….but nah we get this shit
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Post Malone // Morgan Wallen. New song.
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@KyleCoroneos I see headline I don’t like, I tweet. very sorry.
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I’m a republican but I’m not going to do that whole “not my President” crap. I’m gonna grit my teeth and pray that he makes the best decisions he can, because that’s what we as Americans should do.
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I heard somebody say heeler had crackhead energy.....idk i just don’t see it
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*hears literally any Marty Robbins song*
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Stephenville is growing with all the new developments. So remember kids, Go get your pancakes from Peacocks Shop at your local boutiques Get ur coffee from Rodeo Grounds Drink you a grizzly from Montanas etc… Keep it local, that’s what makes this place special.
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I have no clue why when you submit an assignment on Canvas it shoots out virtual confetti. Like bro you know I’m boutta make a 52 what we celebrating
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You know you actually have to own cattle to have a cattle company right?
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If Cody Johnson or Morgan Wallen release one more cover of what use to be a good song I think I’m just gonna kms
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@ZaneBearden
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In lieu of the news of Kris Kristofferson’s passing, here is the greatest country song ever written. Truly a pioneer of poetic song writing. Rest in Peace
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And he played FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN RUN, BOYS, RUN!! THE DEVILS THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN! CHICKEN IN THE BREAD PAN PICKING OUT DOUGH!! GRANNY DOES YOUR DOG BITE? NO CHILD NO!!! *plays air fiddle sporadically*
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The things I have to deal with.....
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Driving on I-35 when it switches from Texas to Oklahoma
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Drone footage of a road that got destroyed by a landslide back in 2009 in Quebec, Canada
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My Mount Rushmore
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Next week on the Texas Apocalypse: 5:00pm: Sharknado 6:00pm: Earthquake, fuck it 7:00pm: Willie Nelson loses his voice 8:00pm: the actual Devil just shows up
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Western bitches back then: just traveled 6 months across the country with my husband on horseback. 6 of my 10 children died… Western bitches now: hey girlie! Ik I just stole ur designs and called u a cow, but wanna collab? I’m planning on ripping off some Indigenous jewelry! :)
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Coors brought me into college and Coors will see me out 📸: @KGensley
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Turnpike Troubadours after working all day on the Illinois river
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Direct Deposit: $1400 Me at the gas station: let me get one tank of gas 😏
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Beating the fuck out of dog abusers all 2022
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PETITION TO BAN TIK TOK.....not cuz China or anything. My girlfriend keeps watching pot belly pig videos and now we just have to get one.
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My ex once told me she could never move on after our relationship. So she found a loophole and moved on during our relationship. How sneaky.
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Screw Texas Tulips, let’s take pics in a west Texas bluebonnet field.
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It’s pronounced kerrrs light not coors light. Ya bunch of yankees
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After 26 hours of straight firefighting we were able to beat the blaze back for now. Thank you to everyone for sending out praying and kind words. You have no clue how much it means to me and my family.
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The Fuzzy’s in Stephenville is the only good Fuzzy’s. You can’t change my mind
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“This paper ain’t due for another month. I got time.” Due date:
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texas is truly “hot as hell” rn
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there’s a songwriter on Tik Tok literally named hahawiener420 and he’s better than most modern country artist lol
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Texas over the past 5 months: ICE AGE!!!! 🥶 ALERGY SZN 🤧 NOAH’S FLOOD PT2!!!! 🌧 TORNADO TIME!!!! 🌪
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straight into my veins
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5 years
Yesterday I put a silicone breast implant in the bottom of a miniature horse’s prosthetic leg so it would be more comfortable. My life is really weird.
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Me: Imma try to play it cool when they text...... Me when they text: Hey!!!! How are you today?? Did you sleep okay? Have you eaten? How’s your momma? Want an iced coffee? Remember to smile!Okay bye
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Cody Jinks complimented my mustache a few weeks ago and I’ve been living off that high ever since.
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Stephenville is just full of photographers and drunks.
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Stephenville: the Carwash Capital of the world
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they need to add rodeo events to the Olympics. like how wild would it be to see a North Korean on the back of bull or see a Mongolian whoop everyone’s ass in barrel racing
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My playlist just played Wear my Ring, Cry Lonely, and Kiss me in the Dark one after another…..I think I have gone back in time, a better time….
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Once in high school I asked my gf to be my valentine by reading her favorite romance novel cover to cover, then giving it back to her after circling every damn “I love you” in the book. What the hell was I on back then
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Dolly Parton: “Jolene, Jolene, jo.....” Me: “LEEEEeEeEENE!!!!!”
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So you’re telling me when you have a big boy job you don’t get spring break off??? WHACK
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Being in your 20s 🤝 feeling like a senior citizen
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paying to park at a university I already pay to go to
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What's a legal scam that still exists in 2022? 💭
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She said yes!!!! 💍 The lord has truly blessed me beyond belief, I couldn’t be more happy to spend the rest of my life with you 💕 📸: @KGensley
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I frankly don’t get what the big deal is with this. No where in this are they forcing u to get vaxxed. I’m honestly really confused as to why people are so upset over a free $100 that you don’t have to take. If someone could explain to me how this is a problem I appreciate it.
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Thoughts?
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Couple who don’t understand anything about each other’s occupations but ask about it b/c they care 🤝
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Dear future wife, please know how to decorate. The only two things in my room rn are a mattress with no bed frame and a world map I got in 4th grade b/c I thought it looked cool....I need help
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this is the best thing I have ever read
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My mom contracted COVID-19 three weeks ago. After many hospital visits, and contracting pneumonia, We decided to lighten the load for her this year. Surprisingly 3 college kids can cook something other than ramen. This is the first time I’ve seen her smiling in weeks. God is good
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Me: wow texas truly has some beautiful country Green energy company: let’s fucking destroy it
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All of ag Twitter after burning their Carhartts
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the cdc recommends you should settle for a burger and grape snow cone
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There’s such a difference between darlin and darling
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Ohhhh so when you said y’all broke up because she was a “crazy bitch” what you really meant was you cheated on her for 6 months straight and destroyed her mental health with constant lies and manipulation. Gotcha.
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i love how Steve Earl wrote a song about using guerrilla warfare tactics to protect his marijuana farm from the DEA and we’ve played it at every wedding and school dance ever since lol
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this Keith was on his way to becoming the greatest country artist of all time
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4 years
Things I’ve learned from listening to true crime podcast every morning: Women, get your concealed carry for the love of god. It’s scary af out there.
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Is college worth it? Probably not. Am I going to destroy my mental health and live off of ramen noodles for 4 years to prove that to myself? Absolutely
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Saw a tik tok of a full grown man trying to pepper spray cattle because he was “afraid for his life” If that is not a reason for universal agricultural education then idk what is. Little ladies just wanted some cow cake…
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