Zambane Lepondo
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@nyasimoneg
Some of us are just socially awkward. Starting and maintaining conversations (especially with strangers) is like flying an aeroplane without a pilot's license.
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@Abejide80
Lol, you mean towards "Africans"?
Phela we're not black, only they can call themselves that.
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@MartiPrivate
You felt unsafe because you look like a b1tch, people feel compelled to bully you because of how soft and fuzzy you look.
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@mthivisto
@SizweDhlomo
I don't know whether I should blame Angie or your parents for dropping you on your head when you were a baby.
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@NkanyeziKubheka
Saying this while your album has less reach than a fish in a bowl is wild. Mdidwenja.
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@zeehlatshwayo_
Haibo, wakanda slander is this? Little bro clearly lost interest in the race, hence he didn't bother crossing the finish line so how is he last?
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@Bonisile_RMS
Domkops will tell you that if it's your time, the seatbelt won't help. Therefore, it's pointless to wear.
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@mxniquejade_
Congratulations, are you gonna sleep inside it? That's what I'm gonna do with my first car.
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@Okay_Wasabi
These are the same people saying it'd fine for a grown Maan to kiss a 17 year old girl on the lips, simply because the age of consent in Canada is 16.
Bayahlanya laba.
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@Mosadiwannete
@PrinceKaybee_SA
What's sad is you thinking you did something here, you're just making yourself look silly.
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@KatlegoMaboe
The jollof collective will be salty over this, South Africa has been having too much of a nca time in comparison with that side of the continent.
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@PrinceKaybee_SA
That's not all, nalepipi lizoya kuye.
Keep annoying us and we'll take those muscles as well.
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@SkindeepJD
And you having to chase her around won't end at that stage, it'll continue throughout your relationship because it started either her being on a pedestal.
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@ItsJustmeerz
@banktelller
Look: sometimes you realize that you're not as good at socializing as you hoped you'd be, and it's better to sit in a corner instead of forcing anyone to tolerate you.
Sometimes, the person who brought you along is having fun, so you don't wanna seem rude by leaving early.
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@Hautsommet3
@Melo_Malebo
Does your salary show that you're a person whose absence can not be afforded?
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@AneleMda
@ntsikimazwai
She's referring to that model lady with the nice eyebrows, Chichiboya or whatever her name is.
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@_zainab_khawaja
The thing is... he's got his own standards. Hopefully, you'd also live up to his.
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@syygottablast
Why would anyone bathe a baby in a sink? That's so odd. Sinks are supposed to be for dishes.
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@MbuyiseniNdlozi
How did you guys fail to get positions when Khongoloss clearly isn't enjoying having to work nabongamla? Nilele, Ndlozi.
You could've tried to salvage some positions so you'd have a chance to run some departments well, but you'd rather complain instead of implementing solutions.
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@mxniquejade_
I'm glad you have such people, but this is not the case for everyone. Some of us grow tired of reaching out, only to end up being left hanging; having one-sided friendships/relationships where you could spend months without anyone checking up on you.
Not everyone is so fortunate.
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@Rakgadi_EM
Only one of those teachers would sleep with their own students, and it ain't the one with a crop top.
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@Mngxitama2
@BrianTloubatla_
That white Miss SA wasn't a foreigner who only started complaying as a South African during this pageant.
You know she only removed the Mozambiquan and Nigerian flags on her profile recently when people were pointing that out? She didn't even have an SA flag!
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@Fikz_the_Cook
@BBCWorld
They better not start with us. These days, we always wake up on the wrong side of bed.
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@MandDLw
@Jabu_Macdonald
Did you honestly gonna beef with a baddie that's got a disability? Mzansi goes hard for people with disabilities, sizok'julukisa!
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@DailyInvestorSA
"Millions" is the plural form of the word "million". Nothing can be plural unless there's two or more of it, and the number you quoted reflects less than 2 millions, but only 1 million and some hundred thousands.
I thought journalists were supposed to be good at English.
Unjani?
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@TshepoLesetja1
@TheTruthPanther
Nonsense. Men spend where they see value, plenty of women are being spoiled.
These ones get scammed because their heads are empty - in this case, it's full of lead.
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@VideosVuvu
I remember an episode of 1000 Ways To Die where someone tried this, and the octopus wouldn't go down his throat, and that's how he died.
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@__lavae__
@QueenTee86
@MANlSTOE
How many years is it until you're legally allowed to drink? I just know it's gotta be a decade.
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@qhamadlula_
Azithi mzala lapha, you can see someone who was always at the back of the class.
Yilezi ey'bhema intsango kumatoilet zibuye zikhulume umsangano eklasini.
If you put her brain in a cow, it would bark.
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@Vhoyde
Choosing between being your only burden or being a child in your mid or late twenties, you choose the latter. You're compared to your peers who don't have any black tax, and ridiculed for not having what they have (by the same people you're taking care of).
I don't blame niggas.
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@LeratoNW_
@Thotho_Que
It's their attempt at using guilt to stop us from using the video as fap material, as if that's ever stopped anyone. Some dudes even watch vintage stuff from the seventies - most of the people are dead now but still making niggas cum posthumously.
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@__lavae__
@QueenTee86
@MANlSTOE
Okay. I'll just assume you had a proper childhood where you played outside instead of being busy with social media...you didn't miss much that would've benefited you, anyway.
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@__sugarvenom
They got me with diesel. How? I'd asked for a lift somewhere, and they said they'd borrow me a car...but it had no fuel and there was no pipe so I had to refill the car using my mouth.
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@Scelosamantiman
@ThandoZ27
Kahle kahle why nithanda ukuthukana kangaka? You guys are always on fight mode, nilwa noma singekho isdingo.
Such hooligans!
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@MrQuarantines
@UnplayableZA
@TheRealPitso
Vincent Kompany got relegated with Burnley, and now he's headed for Bayern. Such is the nature of football.
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@SizweDhlomo
I've always wanted to know: how long do those trees take to grow, did you buy the farm with them there already or did you plant them yourself?
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@mashoto_
@Vhadauvhadamani
True, but Sundowns hasn't lost a league game in over two years. Betting on them to win/draw would've paid very well.
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@lindz_malindz
Try getting a new hobby, like gymnor learning a martial art or football or a business.
The additi9nal pr9blems associated with that hobby will brake up space usually taken by these negative thoughts.
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@Mo__rongwa
Go smoke some weed, then come back and listen to the funniest podcast in the world.
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@AlbaMokopane
@D88915575
Can you see why it's so difficult to take anything you say seriously?
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@simamkeleD
Don't forget that you're also not immortal. He might even outlive you and sing Mshini Wam at your funeral.
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@andyl101
@ValentineTrvth
@Abutii_Ola
To be fair, the person made a dom statement...plus nobody was insulted.
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@Syyiden
@IAMTHEEPREACHER
@KingDon_za
He just stood there waiting for it, bro has the survival instincts of a panda.
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