PrettyBoyMarco
@Zaddyplaydirty
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Dear international school students, it's not a cartwheel or somersault!
It's Backsamma!!
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Waiting for Baby Gloria to change her name to Lady Gloria, then I slide.
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Lost my uncle to em terrorists
Fly high my king🦅will miss you❤
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For your advise
For your love
For you friendship
I thank you!
I love you
Rest in power
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Yall chating for drake not realizing they are going eat your girl to a CLB track
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I wish Covid 19 started in Vegas cause what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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Smh
My cross eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils
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What’s up playa haters
This is my shot to
@NRGRadioUganda
for the
#NRGeticMvps
😂😂
Like, retweet and share so I can be the next Content creator x Radio King!
I’m jokes ps❤️
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The fact that I can't hug my mom because she's down with covid stresses me!
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In Ntare, I was sent for a kilogram of darkness with a polythene bag.
Still the deepest shit I've gone through.😂😂
@NtareStories
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Mudoola, was not psycho and was therefore supposed to be admitted to the ADU(Alcohol and Drug Unit) ward for rehabilitation, and not Kirinya ward(For psychos), his reason for being scared was justifiable!! Besides, hitting a patient is not rehabilitation!
#justiceformudoola
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Y'all doing the Vogue Magazine challenge but can't even appear in Totos magazine?
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On this day last year
I lost a role model
Continue resting in power♥️
Love you
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Messi had setien
Valverde
Koeman
And carried them
What are you on about
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Bambino missed his papers to eat chicken curry?
What a man!
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I really laughed at drug addicts and suicidal people in the past!
But I got to the two points at one point in my life!!
Thanking God I got out of the two situations!!
If you are experiencing one or both situations...
Please talk to someone
I got you!❤❤💪
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I'll never forget when thugs robbed me and stole my dime
But gave me transport to get home
Guys told me, we are human but we have to get a meal!
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I'm skinny
Why do you deserve free pizza ?
The response with the most likes and retweets by 2pm walks away with free pizza.
#FreePizzaFridays
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No condoms, No postinor
700 wives, 300 concubines
But just 3 Children??
King Solomon’s story no clear
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My guy removed 300,000 ugx from his tuition dimes to help cover up his girlfriend's fees balance, only to get dumped two days to exams.
I love ucu
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You have stds and you want to squirt? Thats pepper spray
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Comparisons to Rwanda are funny because Their Development has come at the cost of Freedom and in Uganda, Freedom came at the cost of development
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My New Year's resolution was to read more, so I turned on the subtitles on my TV.
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Naaye 3 guys squeezing you and one of them is on the aux?
Are you a squirrel?
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My Rolex guy made me gnuts and chapatti and told me
It's called rambo😭
Anyway, it's nice
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Cheat on your girl so that she won't feel left out when her girls are talking about how men are trash
Thats true love😂💫
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Rest In Peace, Bandalede! Will forever miss you! Thank you for everything! Love you man
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What starts with M and ends Arriage?
Miscarriage
Lol, that joke never gets old.
Just like the child
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As your there chilling
I want you to know, Gen. David Muhoozi earns 3 salaries😂
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Me as me
I'm broke
So if you want a baby by me
I'll feed her jokes
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"You want him to spend the money your daddy cant spend on you?"
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I unplugged the beeping things at hospital so my guy could sleep better
Guy looks peaceful!
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Homophobic niggas cancelling their plans and staying at crib when they see a rainbow outside
Hard
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Mid to mid is insane
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I dont have it all
But thank you God for the life I live
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Appreciate what you have
I still have FIFA 13
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There's a Ugandan child at the bottom chanting, "BYE BYE MUSEVENI!!"
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Tf are my cousins giving birth early?
I'm an uncle with no money
As in, I pull up to their birthdays and when they ask, where's my present uncle, I tell them my presence dia...
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Yeah, I've gained weight but you bitches need to stop rubbing my fucking stomach
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Don't turn off your blue ticks
Show people that some of there texts are just irrelevant
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I can't deal these international kids!!
The game isn't hide and seek!
It's kwiso?pado?!
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Gave the blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer
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Instead of scuba diving in Jamaica, Sterling is here diving for a Queen who doesn't give two shits about him
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Me after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do stand up comedy
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"A man who sells eggs, can not start a fight in the market."
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A fuck is very expensive
Giving a fuck can mess with your money and health
Meanwhile
Minding your business is very cheap, in fact free
Do that!
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The first guy that heard a parrot talk must have been stressed
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Not NSG being arrested by Uganda police and Bebe Cool claiming to bail them out
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Rick Ross sang "these niggas can't hold me back!"
Like duhh?😂
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I score 4 goals per game on the hood pitch but no one will mention it cause I'm not messi and Ronaldo
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Mubs guys have gam
And that unemployment fiina be crazy
We are about to see 10 new influencers and 6 new DJs
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"I can never be a simp"
Sees Joan Kubai's house
"I can be the woman in this relationship!"
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I'm here on detox guys are also creating unnecessary parties
Uncoordinated wagwez
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When you smash, his the one and only
When you split, his make out was poor?
Please behave!
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Me after telling an HIV patient to stay positive in life!
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John speke was discovering the source of the nile, and y'all are out here discovering your G Spots? smh
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You finish your math paper, then you see them bringing graph papers
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Not only do gay guys leave more girls for us, they also take another man with them!🙇♂️
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Fat babe told her boyfriend to talk freaky to her and they read her a menu😭😭
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Heard my crush got covid
So I'm asking her out since she has lost her sense of taste.
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Girl told the guy that she's three months late and the guy asked, "Late for what? Prep?"😂
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I asked my uncle if google is male or female and he said its female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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Treating relationships like math tests cause when I'm confused I start cheating
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Watched this on mute
Good content
Guys please watch this video on my friend
@ssozi_tatyana
and my babys channel and please subscribe, it’s hilarious 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
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When you don't have a reasonable amount of followers on Twitter, however funny your content is, it isn't funny!
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In S2, all parties were named after the hardest jam that term! Can't believe I paid entrance for Swala la la party!😪
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3 hours of your life wasted on a Twitter space and your still not an astronaut
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She didn't blue tick you
You just left her speechless King!
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