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@ZDPFC
zac
3 months
year 3✅
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@ZDPFC
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1 year
year 2✅
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@ZDPFC
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2 years
ketasaurus rex spotted at reading fest
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@ZDPFC
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3 years
loves trains, loves techno and loves the packet. what a fucking bloke
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4 years
girls will have one sip of alcohol and you be finding yourself skipping through their stories like
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2 years
@sportbible
SPORTbible
2 years
What is the greatest individual bit of skill in football history? 🔥
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@ZDPFC
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3 years
state of this fella in a pompey spoons last night😭
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2 years
clubbing itself is on its fucking arse mate. dead tunes that ain’t been updated since 2014, inflated drink prices and full of knobheads going out to scrap instead of having a good time with their mates
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
hahahaha who done it better
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@ZDPFC
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3 years
imagine having to witness this every single week. this is what pain looks like
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@ZDPFC
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2 years
just over 1 year difference. i love this game
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@ZDPFC
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2 years
this clip is living in my head rent free rn must’ve replayed it countless times
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
cheating on your barber is worse than cheating on your girlfriend
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@ZDPFC
zac
10 months
thanks for the memories pal. pryzm will never be the same again
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Neil Allen
10 months
Thank you and goodbye. John Mousinho confirms the end of Ronan Curtis' #Pompey career. Excellent service for five seasons, wishing him all the best.
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@ZDPFC
zac
3 years
COME ON THE BOYS🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@ZDPFC
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4 years
raggett emptying his pockets when he gets home #pompey #hcfc
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@ZDPFC
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4 years
always cracks me up when cookies voice changes halfway through an interview all of a sudden😂
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@ZDPFC
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3 years
some bird cheated on her 5 year boyfriend with me. goodnight
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@ZDPFC
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2 years
beer is fucking vile and people pretend to like it
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Nandi 💜🤍
2 years
What unpopular opinion can put you in this position??
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6 years
Boys that will ruin ur life: 1. Play Fifa on the weekend 2. Sleep with 1 pillow 3. Film while driving 4. Caption pics with rap lyrics 5. Buy stone island nd think they’re hooligans 6. Support Southampton 7. Wear gym king nd 11 degrees 8. Floss/dab in public 9. Buy sidemen merch
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
a picture full of champions 😎
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5 years
Southampton fans really are a special breed 🥴
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
if you prefer apple juice over orange juice you’re clapped idec
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@ZDPFC
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6 months
whole feed is pompey pompey pompey. can it stay like this forever
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4 years
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
I remember the days when fredo was 10p in the local
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
hahahaha state of our city man 🥴
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
I DIDN’T FUCKING FORGET LADS WHO’S CRYING NOW!!!
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@ZDPFC
zac
3 years
had massive boots to fill after toneys departure. his 31 goals in 47 games will get peterborough promoted. clear winner
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@SkyBetLeagueOne
Sky Bet League One
3 years
Some 𝐛𝐢𝐠 performances this season. Here is your #SkyBetLeagueOne Player of the Season shortlist 👀 #EFL | #EFLAwards
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@ZDPFC
zac
5 years
here we are again for round 2 away at shithole Sunderland. We ruined your big day at Wembley now we’re here to fuck you up again on and off the pitch 👊🏻 unless you want a one way ticket to a coffin stay out our fucking way or else🔪🔫🤬 championship here we come #SAFC #pompey
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
Like this tweet and I’ll guess your future job based off your account 👀
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@ZDPFC
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1 year
still in disbelief we got this guy on a free transfer. absolutely top class week in week out and wayyyyy too good for league one
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
Today is a big day ON and OFF the pitch. This is a warning to u Sunderland Netflix shagging inbreds, we done you once at Fratton, don’t make us do you again 👊🏻🔪 The death toll from my fists is higher than Gemma Collins daily calorie intake. U ave been warned 😡 #SAFC #pompey
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6 months
guard of honour for the league one champions😎 #pompey
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
right I need to see what’s more popular here LIKE: innie belly button RT: outtie belly button
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@ZDPFC
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2 years
@SouthamptonFC From an honest Southampton fan, Nathan Jones is the best manager we’ve ever had. If we sack him it’ll be the biggest mistake we’ve ever made in our history. Back the manager he’ll get us Europe
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
mission accomplished x
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@ZDPFC
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4 years
oh my fucking god i’m literally shaking rn, twitter do your thing please make it happen!!
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
Like this tweet and I’ll rate how ard I think u are
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@ZDPFC
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3 years
can u believe sunderland PAID US to take aiden o’brien off them?!? the bloke is absolute quality it’s literal daylight robbery we’ve committed
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@ZDPFC
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4 years
ryan williams can hold his head up high after that performance, fucking quality 👏🏻
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
when you turn 18 and put your first night out on your snapchat story
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@ZDPFC
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4 years
this pompey twitter meltdown is class no one genuinely gives a fuck anymore😂
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@ZDPFC
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3 years
when you’ve been given a 5 year prison sentence but you’ve finally secured the championship move🤩
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@ZDPFC
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2 years
so it’s taken 23 days where they’ve had the best divers in the country searching a river for weeks and now all of a sudden they’ve found her 1 mile from where she went missing? something isn’t adding up here
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
had to wikipedia his name loooool didn’t even know he existed 😳
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@ZDPFC
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3 years
2021 and these man fighting with broomsticks and shanks🤣 only in pompey
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
absolute state of some people man 😭
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
I hope Millwall realise just how special Ben Thompson is
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
this is fucking brilliant 😂
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@ZDPFC
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11 days
today is the day i embark on my travels and move across to the other side of the world. england, it’s been a pleasure👋🏻
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
it’s a well known fact the most clapped people in life are left handed
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
Birmingham city fan starter park #BCFC #Pompey #NorthernInbreds
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
how to ruin a banger in 45 seconds 🙃
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3 years
@Pompey
Portsmouth FC
3 years
🤔 What's on Nicky's iPad? ❌ Wrong answers only #Pompey
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
you always find the boys who feel the need to tweet how shite this is for a bit of attention every year are literally the biggest acne ridden virgins out of everyone 😂
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5 years
I’m actually lost for words how the fuck has this happened 😂😭
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
this time last week I rattled an entire fan base of ugly mugs and witnessed some of the biggest limbs I’ve ever seen TAKE ME BACK 💙 #pompey #SAFC
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
yikes
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
anyone who sees anything else other than grey and turquoise is clapped
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
fuck off boat coming in the dockyard right and look what absolute dirt is hanging in front of me 😡😡😡😡
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@ZDPFC
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3 years
plymouth really are on a mad one this year ain’t they
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
showers >>> baths js
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
‘describe year 8 in one tweet’
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@ZDPFC
zac
4 years
ladies and gentlemen i present to you ellis harrison
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4 years
this was literally last month GET IT DONE!!! @Pompey
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6 years
I got murder on my mind
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6 years
you really couldn’t make it up 😂😂 #pompey #SAFC
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@ZDPFC
zac
6 years
Remember Jussi Jaaskelainen the goalie who played over 400 games in the prem for Bolton? This is him now at National League Wrexham having to be calmed down by the fourth official. Life comes at you fast man 😭
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@ZDPFC
zac
5 years
things that DON’T make you ugly - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - crooked/yellow teeth - body hair - thinning hair/loss - psoriasis/eczema/rashes - fat rolls - amputations - physical abnormalities things that DO make you ugly - thinking north > south
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6 years
I hate my life!!!!! A FCKN FRUIT BAG 😪
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6 years
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4 years
pompey 🤝 peterborough 🤝 sunderland we will be with you all the way @DMAC102
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5 years
lock up your ladies fellas x
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@ZDPFC
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6 years
uNaI’s At tHe wHeEl
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6 years
absolute game changer maybe bubblegum can be 2 colours after all
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6 years
welcome to Portsmouth x
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
to anyone attending the game up in sunderland today please be wary of this fella as you can tell he loves a few pints in the local and is bound to knock anyone out that stands in his way 👊🏻 stay safe boys #pompey #SAFC
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@ZDPFC
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4 years
if you recognise this i rate you HIGHLY
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5 years
me realising sunderland till i cry gets released later today 🤩
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6 years
O wow this is actually happening My lasagna, a thread:
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
DONALD TRUMP IS IN MY CITY
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@ZDPFC
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4 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LET ME TELL YOU RALPH IT FEELS FUCKING FANTASTIC
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
4 years
Brutal.
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@ZDPFC
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2 years
@jt_itfc @FootyScran that bacon is looking very questionable
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6 years
right I swear to god if this ONE sticker gives me another fucking FRUIT BAG I’m going to jump off a cliff
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@ZDPFC
zac
5 years
today is a day in which the mighty Portsmouth, Newcastle and Charlton must all come together to defeat the city of inbreds that’s known as Sunderland. Charlton DO NOT let us down you’re 90 minutes away from giving us what we all want 🤞🏻🙏🏻🔴
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@ZDPFC
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2 years
we’ve just conceded to this corner cba mannnn
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5 years
you just love to see it 🤩
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@ZDPFC
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5 years
BREAKING NEWS: only girls are aloud to watch love island, if you’re a boy lock up your doors the police will be round shortly!!!!
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Sanzidul 🇧🇩🇵🇸
5 years
How do u call other people virgin when u watch a show for girls
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5 years
when you’ve got slimming world at 2 but millwall away at 3
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6 years
Me and the boys will be up P-borough later ready for any posh fat fuck that comes our way 👊🏻🔫 we’re the most feared firm in the league for a fucking reason so if we come across u send a text to your loved ones saying daddy ain’t coming home. Don’t mess with us #pufc #pompey
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zac
5 years
whys some condom selling merchant piping up about height like she’s God’s gift? Your lips are the size of Ngolo Kante’s head you clapped pufferfish #loveisland
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@ZDPFC
zac
2 years
@SouthamptonFC From an honest Southampton fan, Nathan Jones is the best manager we’ve ever had. His tactics are better than any other manager in history. If we sack him it’ll be the biggest mistake we’ve ever made in our history. Back the manager he’ll get us Europe.
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3 years
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@ZDPFC
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3 years
literally this close! i hate snapchat memories🙃
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@HarvMarksy
RV MARX
3 years
3 years ago, Brett Pitman shit fucked a volley into the back of the net past Coventry to put us within touching distance of the Championship with just 3 games to play. That was the year. We blew it.
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5 years
hahahahaha fuck my life!!!!
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6 years
Me opening the mail every year 🙃
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@ZDPFC
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4 years
honestly didn’t think we could get any worse than ellis harrison step up john marquis
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@ZDPFC
zac
6 years
Matt Clarke literally does this every game without fail, nothing special 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@ZDPFC
zac
6 years
✅ Went down after every 50/50 ✅ Tried getting lairy to our fans ✅ Stopped chanting after our first goal ✅ Tried time wasting from throw-ins ✅ Scored their first league goal from an own goal ✅ Still bottom of the league Welcome to Oxford United #oufc #pompey
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@ZDPFC
zac
6 years
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ believe ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ South > North ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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