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Hi, I'm Danni. Novelist/Poet, Technically a Noble; Sickly Girl, Gamer chick, Manga critic, Brit who doesn't like tea. Married to the best woman on the planet.
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@GreenTextRepost Guys, the correct answer is always "You look stunning, I honestly can't tell. But I am curious, give me a hint?" this will save your relationship.
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@darrengrimes_ Skin to skin contact is advised for parents with their newborns so they ca learn the smell and sensation of the parent, hearing a heartbeat is also important for comfort and to lull them to sleep. It's a normal thing to do.
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@pipkinpippa Kevin Hart as Roland has to be one of the worst casting choices Iโve had the displeasure of witnessing.
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@PicturesFoIder Imagine if you lost a loved due to negligence, incompetence, or malpractice from a male doctor who graduated in place of a woman who was held back.
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@HubPointless Re-used dialogue is thrown in to save time so if you listen carefully you can hear a โFor Skyrim!โ Among the battle cries.
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@santabutcool11 Instead of milk I'm going to leave out a bottle of whiskey for you this year, Santa, seems like you're going to need it.
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@G_R_S__ Cali and Kiara platonically making out and then platonic dating, followed by platonic marriage with children. Platonically, of course.
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@G_R_S__ This implies this has happened more than once to Bruce, and yet he still continues to bring Kate along. World's best detective my ass.
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@PicturesFoIder Relationships are founded on mutual trust and respect. The moment you lay your hands on your partner or manipulate them emotionally, you violate that trust and respect. If that is done to you, man or woman, divorce them. If that angers God, let God be angered.
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@GreenTextRepost Instead of choosing something that satisfied some people at the expense of others by committing one way or the other, they chose to piss of everyone who was a fan of the first game. Masterful gambit.
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@politicalawake I have never heard heard of such a petty, inconsequential, misinformed opinion before. Good job!.
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@LilithLovett The funnier part is Belgium and Denmark both have a higher score than Spain, so I don't know why Spain is the source of their outrage.
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@DylanBurns1776 The rapid decline of America into an Oligarchy is occurring right before our eyes.
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@LilithLovett "Capitalism bad!" Says the person, ignoring the fact that the game has the Communist Chinese Government and the Capitalist American government commit atrocities in equal measure because it's not the system that creates violence, it's human nature.
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@Criminalsimpson Easily my favourite gag just because of how absurd, out there, and specific it is, coming from Homer of all people who you'd expect to know nothing of geopolitics.
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@AltHistCody Selling all my "Nothing ever happens" stocks and investing into "Sometimes something happens once in a while and also guys, holy shit what the fuck?" stocks.
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@G_R_S__ Personally I think the bigger fear is falling in love with a seemingly gay girl, date her, and then have her confess it was just an experiment the entire time and your feelings carry you down to a depth never seen before. Never mind, give ME the bottle. .
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@CenturiiC I never know what to expect from your art Centurii, and thatโs what I think I like most about it. Jesus Christ.
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@GreenTextRepost I get how it would be uncomfortable to have your brain figuratively picked apart and your actions closely scrutinised, but I'd be so curious to see what the hypothesis was and what conclusion they come to, if nothing else.
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@HubPointless โKennedy shot himself. He used telekineses to alter the bulletโs trajectory and kill himself. To quote: Dallas just kind of does that to a man.โ.
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@CenturiiC Your choices are . >Burn down the village (Gleeful). >Burn down the village (Disgruntled).
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@ConspiracyBull1 Also, bullied one of the UK's most famous and outspoken grooming gang victim's into silence after claiming to run to end grooming gangs. You seriously can't make this shit up.
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@OrdinaryGamers He fired most of the staff that could prevent them being rampant and then decided that replying to political gimmick accounts was a better use of his time than effective leadership.
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@LilithLovett I guess they think White South Africans should be kicked out of their country if theyโre to be consistent. I donโt think they will, somehow.
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@LozzaFox Couldn't disagree more, there was no mistake made and my marriage is as legitimate as any straight couple's, and probably more so than a great deal of them.
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@G_R_S__ "Okay, but I should warn you, my weakness is much lager women than me picking me up and giving me a backbreaker over their knee. Definitely DO NOT do that, or I'll lose.".
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@Nutzor @GreenTextRepost You can skirt around that, point out things it *can't* be because of how pretty she is, and ask if you're getting hotter or colder, or you can continue to feign ignorance while complimenting her, or steer the conversation towards something equally mysterious about yourself.
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@PoliticsForAlI @Telegraph If you can't beat them, exploit a convenient loophole in our country's legal system for your own benefit. On a completely unrelated note, I am Vegan now.
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@FrJacobStraub @Crunchyroll Do you know just how pathetic it is to suffer from such insignificant, first world problems that the mere presence of a series and gay relationship sends you into a moralistic spiral like this? Get over it. Grow some thicker skin. People who canโt wrestle with controversy in art.
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@ComicLoverMari There are so many people who have been banned off of platforms for mildest of jokes, never given a route to return, but this fucker can excuse rape because he's popular. The internet ecosystem is fucked.
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@GreenTextRepost Who needs an audible subscription when an old man will just read to me a literary classic over the phone, free of charge?. I wonder if he does Tolstoy or Dostoevsky. .
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@GreenTextRepost Itโs entirely due to geographic proximity and personal involvement. Most Westerners (the question is posed in English) have family who fought against Germany, so the crimes of the people they lost loved ones to/primarily fought against matters more to them.
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@Bolverk15 Iโve said it before but heโs a cautionary tale of why you shouldnโt mix your personal crusade with your business venture.
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@Merrydawg No, not at all, simply not falling into category A does not mean you automatically fall into category B. There's nuance to everything in life, shades of grey everywhere you look, and you might also have just never found the right person.
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@ConspiracyBull1 Destiny single-handedly invalidating the right wing by fucking his way through them.
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@GreenTextRepost @cfc_yoni Sort of reminds me of that one girl who auctioned off her virginity to the highest bidder, met him, they fell in love and married each-other.
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@TheCriticalDri2 You shouldn't get married because you might stay together for decades and enjoy each-other's company even when you're getting old? What is he on?.
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@LilithLovett Ah yes, my favourite chapter of One Piece, where Luffy summarily executes people for "degeneracy", interesting character development.
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@broken_record07 Just admit youโre a tourist, Kianaโs one of the smartest characters in the game, she acts clueless as a defence mechanism, sheโs studying astrophysics at the current juncture in the story.
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@Bolverk15 Also some of these guys have been on the internet for a while. Regardless of success burnout is a thing. The fact a lot of people are doing it at once is because they started at a similar time, youโd expect on average they would decide to call it a day at similar times.
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@pipkinpippa Imagine vtubers have kids, retire, and then their kids become famous vtubers and one day you hear them in the background.
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@Bolverk15 You shake my faith in God with every one of your โdefinitely not hornyโ posts.
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@pipkinpippa Have you considered not watching lazy cg animated slop and watched something good involving lions like. say. The Lion King (1994) [Jesus Christ do I hate the fact I have to clarify what I mean with brackets, all of my hate, Disney].
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@LilithLovett Better include the stealth bombers blowing the island up across a single panel for the perfect flavour of "fucking terrible".
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@G_R_S__ Sometimes I wear a dress, sometimes I wear my advanced up-armoured cyborg ninja mercenary armour, that's just the way I'm built.
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@CountDankulaTV I can't wait for you to keep trying for more children in the hopes of a son, and you end up with, like, seven different daughters.
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@TobyTurner @bend_ov_er โIโd rape her if she was beautifulโ what an intellectual and moral Titan you are.
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@CenturiiC As someone married to a French woman this is a very relatable daily conversation.
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@TheActMan_YT Man literally tried to pull you up on integrity over Christianity and then couldn't fucking recall the 9th Commandment . RIP Bozo.
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@OrwellNGoode What I've learnt from this is that Albania, Serbia and Greece hold onto grudges (understandable), and Turkey has no self-esteem.
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@G_R_S__ Don't you just hate it when your girl Naruto runs out of your life?. Also, really? Boruto? REALLY?.
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@fishifiedfish Just have to hope the extroverted lesbian finds you like my wife did with me.
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@ConspiracyBull1 I'm beginning to think the word "Nazi" might not have been overused as I once thought it was.
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@GreenTextRepost Good stories manage to scale their worlds and characters, it's not simply about creating a tightly written plot, it's about making the world breathe and feel alive, that they're actually alive, living, with personalities outside the inciting incident. Most modern writers are too.
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@AltHistCody Somebody absolutely dared him to do it and then he started wolfing it down without breaking eye contact the entire time, the tensest 3 and a half minutes in White House History.
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@Bolverk15 A once in a lifetime celestial event occurs:. โLol no youโre all cringe and losersโ*. *same guy who posts the same 5 lame conservative jokes that were old a decade ago ago.
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@Nymphetamine117 @Nutzor @GreenTextRepost An insane amount of nonsense is. an ordinary occurrence in early dating? Are you sure you're the adult when you're being so heavy-handedly reductive? Learning how to adapt, respond, and flirt without making yourself look like an idiot or offending the opposite party is kind of.
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@G_R_S__ I reply instantly without thinking, read it back, realise what I did was stupid and doesn't make sense, try to delete it but they're already typing back and my soul leaves my body.
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Amazing. Some outstanding dialogue, character writing, and so powerfully delivered. Between Girls Band Cry and Jellyfish Can't Swim In The Night we've had two exceptional anime that are not afraid to address complicated subject matters like mental health issues and identity.
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@BasedLIDA โRunning gets one, move forward and gain twoโ feels really different now, huh?.
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