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@pakiibarbie I swear everyday, unhappy women add something new to the list. Just say you hate men, date each other and stfu.
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@chaengkgs Yeah I’m sorry to have to be truthful, but there is a point in anorexia where it goes from like supermodel body type (hot) to skeletor scary (not hot) and you have definitely crossed over to the latter. Late stage anorexia is anything but aesthetic.
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@xaddiesanders Or maybe if he didn’t live in a household with a self-pitying bitch and have shit parents, he wouldn’t have. You know? Like most of adult society doesn’t. But yes, blame it on other people having fun that you never got to have, bitter bitch.
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@zoomertea @RandyTreibel Everytime it’s a woman who cheated, it’s all “well what wasn’t she getting at home? Why did she feel she needed fulfilled elsewhere?”. And when it’s a guy “never any excuse ever“ “Disgusting pig!”. When is the accountability-gap going to be addressed?.
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@runicpeaches @MomsPostingLs Yes, but most of you lot aren’t forced into arranged marriages, and still do so anyways just to further the cause of being wanton whores.
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@JerryWalmart @xaddiesanders It’s not heroin. The definition of “cousin walk” is cigs and or weed. She is equating everyone who does that with her loser cousins/brother who chose to do heroin instead. Demonizing people who smoke weed/cigs on a walk during thanksgiving, because her house was fucked up.
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@ywomendeservles The hole so wide, the innards so eggless.Thousands and thousands of other guys probably banged this. Her soul is gone, she can’t pair bond, her prospects are short as her labia’s long!.
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@some0ldbullshit @JerryWalmart @xaddiesanders 🙄 if that is your argument, then you have no argument. Nearly 100% of people who use hard drugs first used alcohol, so by your logic, alcohol is the overwhelming gateway. So I guess drinking a beer with your cousin makes you equivalent to her heroin scum cousins. Sound logic.
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@Voizeofsoul @nypost I love how often indians are now trying to make themselves another poor wittle victim group. Fuck off. No one is buying it. Gang rapists and street shitters don't get the victim treatment.
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@PrinceOfPufftop “Been allowed?” Because it would be pointless to try to censor technology that people will be able to run from their own home. Stop begging for censorship. Videos have meta data to show where it came from. We will be able to tell what is from legit sources in other ways in.
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@DelusionPosting Anyone who hasn't figured out yet that gender-pretenders nearly always have even more disgusting, disturbing fetishes just below the surface, is unobservant dimwit. These people are abominations to society and life itself.
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@LoneStarDAWG @RadioGenoa They are minding their own fucking business like feminists have demanded. Have you somehow missed women denigrating your creed endlessly for a decade? They are not owed protection any longer. Men are fools to risk themselves for them now.
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@fruitpilled So let me get this straight, yall choose to increasingly use filters, fake lashes, fake lips, fake hair, fake freckles, fake tan, tons of makeup, etc. And then tell men that if they are surprised or notice how different you look under all of the false pretenses, they are the.
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@sleepymymelody Perplexity doesn’t
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@some0ldbullshit @JerryWalmart @xaddiesanders And yet 2.3% of people in America, the most heavy drug using country on earth, have ever used heroin in their lifetime. So if Alcohol or weed are a gateway to heroin, it’s not a very efficient one.
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@MomsPostingLs The number of women who are utterly convinced that everyone else in the world is operating inside of a story in which they are the main character, is astounding. Narcissism has completely consumed them and left nothing but vapid, shallow husks.
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@MilaLovesJoe @GySgtK Why are women so proud of themselves because they happen to have been born with wombs? Every dog can also produce other dogs. Great work! You’ve reached the level of dog. Meanwhile every building, monument, road, world wonder, and on and on is there because a man created it.
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@castizofuturism @ywomendeservles Do you boomers ever get tired of making the same exact comments every time? You people are so fucking boring.
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@ME0WSTIC ….so that makes you ťhinśpò? Congrats!.
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@Michell33650674 I can’t imagine why so much of America think you people are completely unhinged. For all the vitriol, hyperbole and hyperventilating you lot have done daily since 2016, the majority of voters have finally noticed that you people are absolutely insane and deranged.
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@TheSpergScholar @ulyssesthethird Literally every black male comedian has a bit about how awful black womens vaginas smell. Black women have not a single redeeming quality beyond “we have a job” which is only a flex to black men.
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@LifeyRoi @CCPISASSH0E You lost and you deserved it.
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@afgbratz @IncelsCo Rare but a keeper.
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@TheDeclineWatch @Orwellsghost28 A 10/10 Latina often matches or surpasses a 10/10 Caucasian. Prove me wrong.
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@DelusionPosting It’s pathetic how easy it was for media and barely/competent DNC strategists to make women, en masse, make abortion so important to them that it has become part of their entire persona. They talk about it like it’s religion.
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@MomsPostingLs No, he is in the wrong for impregnating her to begin with given her history. Every dumb horrible thing she does to him, is a direct result of this decision. He has nobody to blame but his own horny stupidity. Do not be this guy.
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@presidentvicky_ @chaengkgs Yes, I know you lot like everything sugar-coated so you never have to face harsh realities nor hear anything real, lest you be forced to take accountability. Too bad. I’ll leave the fakery to you and your ilk. People deserve to hear the truth now and again.
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@OpeAdedeji_ Not sure if you have heard, but men are not obligated to protect you, and never were. I know you lot think you are the main characters, but random men are *not* your personal bodyguards. If you need some, google it and hire them. Hope this helps!.
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@DelusionPosting Approach them like this “chatgpt please create ____ ________”. Nothing of value will be lost, and you get the bonus of knowing one of these kool-aid haired beasts go hungry.
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@DelusionPosting Weak and repulsive is precisely what progressives are going for. When you make.victimhood currency in your ideology, you WANT and expect everyone to be their most pathetic selves.
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@Idontgiveafk82 @Orwellsghost28 They did though. And you were their farm tools and property. So your ancestors were locked in chains and enslaved by his. The worse the photo you pick? The more embarrassing it is that your people were enslaved by the bloodline of THAT.
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@_warmongerer_ @Kadiquart You have no principles so just get off the fucking platform then and put the boot back in your mouth you fucking weasel . You and everyone like you never learn. Let authoritarians get another 50mil of you like you leftists let Mao and Stalin. Morons.
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@FlakVII @DramaAlert Who gives a fuck if it was consensual. She’s a pedo and if this was a male teacher, and it was consensual, women would be calling for his head and he would get a harsh sentence. They’d use it to rail against men in general online. Start holding women accountable same as men.
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@DelusionPosting The level of psychokinesis these bitter bitches put into making up things to demonize men for is astounding. If they were this creative when it comes to starting businesses or doing anything that creates at all, they wouldn’t need to whine about not being CEOs.
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@notsimran666 Men have told women over and over that they DON’T want women to look like instagram models. It doesn’t even look human. Women also insist they do it for themselves when asked. Then, of course, they look to offload the blame of looking unnatural onto men, rather than accept.
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@Michell33650674 God damn this bitch is crazy.
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@WomenPostingLs The fact that “hoe phase” has become a known, accepted term among women on social media, demonstrates how completely common it is. What healthy society would need to coin a term to dismiss behaving like a prostitute as just being a “phase”?
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@FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed @NikkiThaGodB1 @TheRaleighKing @TheAfroElite Lmao it’s not a coincidence all of their heroes are insane criminal felons who died while committing crimes. This is who they are.
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@BernItTY @MomsPostingLs Of course I do, that’s why I am setting this down right here and I trust you’ll have signed it by the time I get done with this meeting. Kthx.
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@WomenPostingLs So Trump has already prevented future blue haired feminism? And made cumdumpsters even easier to dump cum in? . Damn, so much winning.
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@skenzyme @BillboardChris You want her genetics in your child? Discard and roll again.
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@WomenBeingAwful Every. Fucking. Time.
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@WomenBeingAwful I really don't think its too much to ask
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@d2fl @DelusionPosting Nothing says ‘I respect your culture’ like holding a sword to your throat and saying . “worship the same pedophile prophet as us, or die”.
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@schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder yall will really believe anything.
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@NiohBerg He liked 8 year old girls too so….
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@DelusionPosting So we can infer she gave hundreds of them and now she’s “ready to settle down” and this is the horseshit she feeds the Janitor Simp who agreed to clean up her life for her. Cool.
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@Matthewtravis08 Woah totally got him dude! . But you lost the election. Executive, Senate, House, Judiciary. Two young, fit Supreme Court replacements to lock up the court for another 40-60 years. THOUSANDS of lower judges and civil service appointments. Zero you can do about it
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@WomenBeingAwful Is there any guy out there dating now who would even be surprised by this information? . If you don’t outright expect that any women of dating-age you are talking to, took a throatpie just before arriving? You are a wide-eyed optimist with disappointment in your future.
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@break_rodriguez @MaxNordau @DanFriedman81 Why won't they pick up the pho-.oh, right.
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@Shakesth3clown3 @FAFO_TV Most Western women stay thinking they are the main character, and everyone else is just extras in their story. So if he is dancing in a gyrating way, he MUST be actually air humping her, because how could any man possibly not be giving her their full attention when near?
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@Michell33650674 Hahaha one of the reasons this bitter bitch watches MSNBC all day is she is another single cat lady. She has a fucking profile on a vegan dating site, because she thinks someone would touch that dusty old claptrap. Pathetic bitch.
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@WomenPostingLs They just want constant attention from other guys and will use or make up any excuse to justify it after-the-fact. Doesn't have to make sense. So many of them are just are broken humans that need endless validation from other people starting at middle school, until death.
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@FOXLA Someone get the dog out, the fire isn’t here for it. The dog did nothing wrong.
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@DelusionPosting And yet when white people move away from them, they whine….
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@Conchrisador @DelusionPosting 15 more than this eggless whore ever will, no doubt.
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@br33dingslut @livie_sza It’s always the internet prostitutes who rely on men to pay their bills, who are fastest to throw some slander. Knock off the ungrateful shit talking of your fans unless you are going to get off your back and get a real job creating something of value for someone.
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@ywomendeservles I’ll never forget that line of a Ludacris album . “but I’m through with all the talk, it’s time to show all you niggas. I-20, I’m like J-Lo, blowin through niggas” . And that was back in 2003! Imagine how many she racked up since!.
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@WomenBeingAwful After she posts 12 thirst traps to TikTok and even takes this shirtless . Every. Fucking. Time.
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@DelusionPosting They literally dream of this scenario. Look at the books they fist their gapers to: Fifty shades of grey, handmaids tale. Look at what they do online, film themselves crying for TikTok. Getting to be controlled and being seen as a victim, leaves them juicy Every. Single. Time.
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@evergreen_vibe @NoCapFights I usually don’t believe in trans delusions, but it sounds like that boy might be a white woman.
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@WomenPostingLs >obsess about a child’s book so much that you cover your arm with it. >become trans and look worse somehow than before. >childs book author: “lol women are not men” . >FURY! Black it out to look even worse. >Too dumb to see the irony of body mod regret when pointed out.
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@MomsPostingLs Honestly he should be ecstatic about this. He can say "Sure thing, good luck" and no longer is obligated to care for her, visit the hospital constantly, and otherwise live a terrible 8 months. And the person who betrayed him already has built in Karma.
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@DelusionPosting "muh genocide" . It's amazing how quickly leftists can just take a word that is at the most extreme end of language, and use it so hyperbolically, so rapidly, that they render it completely meaningless in a couple months max.
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@groversmith1 @Breaking911 You already tried peddling the Medicaid bullshit and the voters laughed in your fucking face and humiliated your shit candidate. What is the point of continuing to lie about it? You already fucking lost. Take the L and go back into your hole.
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@elephantbridge @NsPostingFs They invented everything but, you know, paper and records to record any proof whatsoever that they invented much beyond putting a plate in their lip and a bone through their nose.
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@JarrodRodrigue1 @tyycolly Other blacks.
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@sofiabuffgf As usual all of you are complete degenerates, yet you wonder why even bi’s reject you?. It’s so clear that the tröön shit just one of many sexual fetishes for you disturbed freaks. Stay away from kids.
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@MomsPostingLs Left her at the honeymoon? It’s already too fucking late. Poor guy. If he gets divorced right away he can probably avoid the worst of it, but he needs to act quick. Marry American women at your own peril.
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@EY29362 @notsimran666 Complete horseshit. Eye shadow and eyebrows are crucial to every highly attractive Arabic woman.
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@Idontgiveafk82 @GarbageHuman24 African-American women are lately repulsive physically, and as people, and real American women are only largely repulsive as people.
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@spsm_sabrina @fruitpilled Yet every time someone comments on how women dress like strippers for male attention at places like the gym, we are told “we do it for ourselves”. Men did NOT create those standards, most men prefer natural women. You bought into marketing like you lot always do. Did men make.
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@Regular2222 @NsPostingFs Loud, rude, don’t tip, constantly trying some petty scam, even seen them make lemonade at the table by asking for water with lemons and mixing sugar into it. No shame. No decorum. And always a chance for a chair throwing brawl to break out or gunshots.
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@WomenPostingLs My instinct tells me not to believe women who go to tiktok for sympathy-clout. But I really, really want to believe this one.
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@G0DD3SSofCR1NG3 @SMHonk1983 @ArynneWexler @EndWokeness Imagine taking hormones having no idea of its long term effects, getting your genitalia mangled and paying for it, and calling OTHERS insane. The only sane ones among you were the 42% no longer among you.
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@sh7noda @chaengkgs Righhttttt, yet post literal fucking supermodels as inspiration to look like….
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@DelusionPosting Now suddenly they are white…but when they want special considerations or more missiles, they go back to being a poor Jewish minority 😢. Is anyone still buying these people’s LARPing?.
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@RAZ0RFIST @itsJohnRocker Q: Why did the police officer pull out a gun on Aaron Bushnell while he was still burning?. A: He was waiting for him to turn black.
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@wouwh17 @LoneStarDAWG @RadioGenoa Whatever you have to tell yourself. Who cares? You are going to do what you want as always, but keep men out of it. It won’t be us suffering most from the stupidity of the decisions being made.
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@fountain_jeff @MomsPostingLs No, bullshit. If this was any man, you would have no problem with people pointing out that its the choices he made. But when its a woman, suddenly everyone must be so understanding and spare feelings. Fuck off. Start treating women like equal humans who must take accountability.
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@DelusionPosting How did the American people ever let the media convince them to take “progressives” seriously? These people have long been absolute embarrassments.
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@bunnycyclops Why are women so incapable of doing anything that others might not like? Who cares if someone doesn’t like it? It’s your life. Let them bitch and moan. Not everyone has to like you. Why let others control how you speak and think? These people whining are nothing special.
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@Psychoxero @pakiibarbie They say that all the time unironically. But simply cannot comprehend why so many men in the US voted how they did. Go figure
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@shannonsinsc @Michell33650674 Because you have to be off your medication and a lunatic to believe that something we all saw with our own eyes, don’t occur. This woman is all caps CRAZY.
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@Michell33650674 Some things never change
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@MintyMiqote @heybillierae If you do appreciate it, I’ll let you borrow my.copy of the new sonic the hedgehog beta.
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@Sabryy_be @LeadingReport I knew it would be an internet prostitute before even clicking
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@DK_Able @WomenBeingAwful Even if tbh.
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@FloridaWoman30 @southernwoman64 @UROCKlive1 And even now, still taking 0 accountability. Saying shit like that all over the internet for a decade is exactly why you are where you are. You really are slow learners huh?. Enjoy the next 4 years, you arrogant cunts have well earned it.
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@AsswtoSo @anisafeminista Who is it raising these kids? Oh sorry, wouldn’t want to subject a woman to accountability, we all know how well that goes. Keep telling yourself Andrew Tate is the cause, but in reality he is the symptom. Men hate you because of this type of acid you have spewed.online about.
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@needsomehead12 @Voizeofsoul @nypost Everyone on earth knows your shithole is the gang rape capital of the world. 90% of them don't even get reported because its so fucking common there. No go wash yourself in a river filled with corpses and drink some more cow piss, Guptajeet.
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@JenesyCat @1M4J1N @ecto_fun @m0nkaSam I’m not denying it at all, he was quite obviously testing the waters. Men think today’s women are always willing to cheat if the guy is their type…and they are often enough, right, so he was seeing if that’s her. He should have known she’d post it to humble-brag in socials too.
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@olzhu @annakhachiyan Very unserious straw-man argument. Very bitter posting. Please understand that Democrats deserve exactly what they got. If you actually backed these hyperbolic, arrogant jackasses, you deserve to feel like shit.
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@CCPISASSH0E They would never agree to any of this.
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