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Sarcasm dealer, satire merchant, extractor of urine and peddler of 100% low quality shite

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@SgtCici @AshySlasheeDB It's based on the Cthulu mythos and around Ithaqua, the youngest of the old ones.
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@AshySlasheeDB Lovecraftian. I'm in.
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@MarkTreanor10 @DreyfusJames What a coincidence. I'd bet my pork pie that Mr. Dreyfus wasn't "pissing by the door". Or anything else for that matter if you know what I mean.......
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@Samwise7RPG "Your hair looks smashing. Where did you get it done?" "Madame Mesothelae, she's on the web."
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@AshySlasheeDB Correct. Now she's my adult crush.
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@DreyfusJames The fact that they can't grasp that all mammals are gonochoric tells me they shouldn't have a doctorate.
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@Claireity9 @StopSexFraud @ThomasWillett9 Neither does it care about the shit you make up and from the dawn of time we've been gonochoric. Just because you've found an article that says someone can be an attack helicopter if they want doesn't make it true.
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@Claireity9 @StopSexFraud @ThomasWillett9 Humans are mammals and mammals are gonochoric. Just because someone says they're a toaster doesn't make them a toaster.
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@Claireity9 @StopSexFraud @ThomasWillett9 Correct
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@A39606451526 @JoeL_22526 @Pirat_Nation It's alright Andy, it's just Bolognese.
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@Saylianah @Grummz Matt Hansen is the final boss. He's undefeatable though as he dons only the finest plot armour.
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@Grummz Avowed: Broken Edition.
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@DreyfusJames He's underestimating your ability to shitpost Mr. Dreyfus.
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@Samwise7RPG "Fire the living piss cannon!!"
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@AndyHerren And you're the absolute authority on this are you? You are an ignoramus. That's a fact.
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@TheCastle_Notts @fabcraftbeer Can lesbians drink it or will they be refused service?
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@TheCastle_Notts All those flavours and your staff chose salty. I would imagine there will be a discrimination lawsuit in the businesses future.
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@M40077589 @razzamican @anonemoose25 @YourAnonCentral "Bend over. He's going in dry."
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@YourAnonCentral Remember when Anonymous weren't utter spergs? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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@razzamican @anonemoose25 @YourAnonCentral Suck it up buttercup. He's your daddy now.
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