As the situation with COVID-19 continues to develop, we would like to update you all on the current preparations and decisions we are making here at Yodel to ensure we are as prepared as possible. Further information is available here:

@sarah_ryan_ @marksandspencer 😂😂😂😂😂 wtf happen

@ianxsmith Ian STFU please 😂

@1Mmojunkie Someone is pissed 😂 - Peter A

@rallystar944t @yodel_uk Nah, couldn’t give a fuck tbh.

@broadbnt @YodelOnline Sorry Susan, did you manage to get your Dildo?

@broadbnt @YodelOnline Hi Susan, sorry to hear that you are having issues receiving your electric vibratior and dildo. We are aiming to deliver it to you as soon as possible. Many thanks

@misspandalebear Hi, how do you know we didn’t deliver it?

@scalpes Yeah collect+ is responsible, I agree 👍🏼

Matt here from Yodel support. If you have any issues with your orders. Please feel free to message :)

@Ashotli @EbuyerHelp Ebuyer please deal with this, I can’t be asked.

@Alex_Bramley3 I think this is a safe place, I used to be a thief and I wouldn’t go near that - Ben J

@Leahlostheart Stop crying, it’s double packaged. What you going to do if it doesn’t work? That’s right, nothing you bitch - Karen H

@FallenS26580605 @MissyEmpireUK @YodelOnline “I do not wish to wait”... Karen vibes.

@Rachel86740067 @BlondeRach3 Hope you both don’t get your deliveries. Hope you get the “lost in transit” notification :)

I saw a DHL driver sneeze on someone’s parcel... 😂 peak times.

@alister_jones I can’t be bothered to DM you, you do it - Olga Z

@AOnewith @YodelOnline I beg you STFU, chatting so much shit. - Sadiq

@AOnewith @YodelOnline Hi is there something we can help you with? Please give us a DM - Mark

I’m here to eliminate the Karen corporation.