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microsoft excel is not taught enough in school. It’s literally your life in corporate.
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women driving big cars >>
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highschool was the worst place, but that laughter was unmatched
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I recommend dating educated men🥹🥹
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I’m convinced we all lived the same life
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Academics only slap when you know what’s going on
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still kills me that first years in 2020 went to varsity for one month and they’re in 3rd year now lmaoo
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My problem is that I want to relax 24/7
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Doing things that make you forget you even have a phone >>>
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This would have been the best time for DSTV to air the old Cartoon Network shows
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You know you had to be there
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The worst exam scope is “study everything”
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Being single is nice, but some days it hits you 🥴
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i hate feeling disconnected from God.
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Realizing how many chapters you have to study
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winter will expose that you don’t have clothes
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if we’re being honest, we’ve had winter this whole year.
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Apparently no one can frustrate you like the person you like
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Jay- Z wasn’t credited enough for 4:44
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Corona won’t kill us, academics will when we return
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Loadshedding will have you charge your phone when it’s at 95%. We ain’t taking chances
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They are talkative around the right people
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Sco pa tu manaa???
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Shooting your shot with someone who is wearing a mask is risky, cause what if they have a gold tooth 💔
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Mr Price needs to respond
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applications need to stop asking for matric results, like accept me for who i am now.
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Y’all hyped up this December too much now look, it’s weak
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loadshedding 3 times a day in semester 2?!
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We went from studying the day before a test to studying in the test
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look at God guys. I still can’t believe I did this 😭♥️
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Today’s kids will never understand how DSTV games slapped with this remote
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Indoda must know how to cook
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Dear South African artists, please submit your lyrics
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WiFi should not rely on electricity to be honest
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Xhosa attire is some serious drip
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What’s the point in dating if I can’t see you atleast 4 times a week
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gorgeous gorgeous girls are single
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Academically I’m not sleeping this week
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WhatsApp needs this
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Instagram allowing you to like a message and move on >>>>
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If I sent the last text I ain’t texting first.
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I wrote my NBT for clout in matric
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The person reading this will be successful
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You a weird person if you find nothing wrong with littering
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@not_tharaah He needs to be protected at all cost
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Thank God for another year 🕊
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No matter how much data or unlimited WiFi I have, I’ll never open everyone’s instagram stories.
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For the student in me to come back 🕯
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Drinking water is nice, but going to the bathroom all the time I hate
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Gents when a hun has given up on them:
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Stop looking for mjolo, mjolo will find you
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I want to be a sneaker head, but shoes are expensive dawg
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Adorn is that song that will never get old
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Girls would rather be with an ugly tall gent than a short pretty boy
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Being tall means nothing if you ugly
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Are you even a boyfriend if you don’t hype your girl?!
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Being broke when there’s a sale <<<
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But Cyril is showing leadership you can’t deny
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“So, did you breathe today?”
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Acne is very unnecessary
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“Guys the money to pay the driver?”
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Bomboclaat
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No one: Every student rn:
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Fuck💔
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Even if we’re not having fun, it’s better than writing exams
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Taking breaks from your phone and social media>>>
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Sometimes you have to put the academics aside and live your best life
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“Many will Sbwl, a few will acquire”
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Bruh after all we’ve been through you’re still telling me that we’re still in first semester 💔
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Remember when McFlurry was R16.. good times
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Remember when McDonald's small fries were R5? Eish, good times never last
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‘No air’ slapped different on this phone
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Every gent has sung to a hun he likes 🤣
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Bruh it’s been two years and YOSEMITE still bangs
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Imagine if Khune said she couldn’t go out and she fakas one in his Danup 😭
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My quality of my handwriting depends on the pen I’m using
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Kabza De Small and Dj Maphorisa are controlling December this year
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@ughramik Let’s not forget 💀
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I’m telling y’all, money is definitely needed in mjolo
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The person reading this is peng
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Me every time I come out the test venue:
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yah neh.
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Listening to music people haven’t discovered yet >>>>
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You at groove and you spot your father setting up Hubbly for the girls, what you doing?
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This thing of dressing nice but not taking pictures is annoying
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The Registration fee for a returning student is really unnecessary
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University is damn expensive. Registration. Tuition fees. Accomodation. Transport. Groceries. Entertainment. Electricity. Yho, being a student is damn tough.
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Listen guys, don’t forget God when you get what you’ve asked for
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living stress free with Sbwls every now and then
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How is single twitter ? What do you guys do there ?
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I genuinely wish Covid ended when we said Happy New year🥴
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Can’t wait for this academic year to end
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Underrated
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@kwameaddoobiri_ worse when your feet are itchy and they give you milk instead💔
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They’ll make you catch feelings then stop replying
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High school was a scam, can’t believe we’d rejoice getting 40% in some subjects
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If you went to the following camps, you have have lived: Bushpigs Konka Camp discovery
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You guys learnt the word “Chile” and never looked back💀
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The TL has been quiet lately, the highschool kids must be practicing their sleeping patterns
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You need the whole continent to say “Voetsek” here
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“She belongs to the streets”
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A rejected guy once said?
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The advantage of having your birthday early in the year is that you know the energy to give people on theirs
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Getting lower than expected for a test hurts 🥴
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To get distinctions without even studying
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Once this online schooling is done I need to take a break from technology
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Jokes aside, i feel sorry for the students who don’t have access to computers/electronic devices and internet to do academic work as they rely so much on WiFi and computers on campus or wherever and now everything is shifting online
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You always want a hun with nice toes but are your feet grand my nigga?
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Y’all woke up at 3 am to watch Dragons, I’ll never forget
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Disrespectful how my English starts to runaway when I talk to people
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