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@Yemzine
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Check & Balance || All my tweets are lyrics.
In High Places.
Joined June 2010
Eminem is a real nigga. He’s just a black man that was unfortunate to use Dove skin care and got lighter. He’s one of us.
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Buhari is not only dull and incompetent, he’s actually very wicked.
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Lmao as all of una do clock 30 too, the agenda has moved away from 30+ men to almost 40 men now. Life is beautiful 😂.
My problem with dating quarter to 40 men is that they communicate like HR.
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Na baby section you buy this blazer?.
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Guy, leave me alone. I want to buy land
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So CV babe sef dey fock??? E mean say ogbeni Dipo sef go dey fock be that ooo. I been think say na strictly career 😂😂.
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Lmao it’s part of illiteracy naw. And to think the person that sees it as a crime is the one that needs it most right now.
Why is it that in Nigeria having a song writer is a shade?.
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I'm still yet to see a footballer given a yellow for playing the ball after an offside whistle since Van Persie at Camp Nou.
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Liverpool to the rest of the EPL teams: . "Is this your King"
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Who remembers this Alexis "sigh of joy and relief" ?? 😭🤣😂😭😂🤣
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See the poverty @SpursOfficial listed on their official website as "club honours/trophies" ffs.😩😩😂😂
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Falz is the kind of allround talent that you should be "worshipping", but no, you like soco soco baby o.
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Okay, so how do you want us to help you and your family now??.
I couldn’t go out yesterday; my mom said my dress is too revealing 🤦🏽♀️💁🏽♀️
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I no sure say Laycon don sleep since the day he won BBN.
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Hudson Odoi really finessed a whole club into a £100,000 per week contract on the back on 1 goal and 2 assists in the Europa league last season. And Mompha is the person that EFCC have in their custody???.
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Now imagine the 1984 buhari in khaki, without internet & social media. Unreal satanism.
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But Don Jazzy helped you. The help subscription finish ontop your head??.
My guys, Hope say una Dey hustle? Nobody dey to help you oo.
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When I'm offered premarital sex, cos I want to make heaven
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NEVER have I posted a chat or a private conversation anyone had with me before, but I'm so proud and happy for this person.
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Once Emery's Arsenal enter the second half of a match with you:
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Suddenly Nigerian police know that it’s wrong and unlawful to detain anyone indefinitely without trial. These people have “yahoo boys” locked up in their cells from 2014 without any form of trial in sight. But you dey release paedophile on bail after 5 days.
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Crazy how David Moyes is the manager to have taken manutd the furthest in the Champions League since Ferguson retired, even with mourinho and the money spent in the last 4yrs.
Crazy how Manuel Pellegrini is the manager to have taken Man City the furthest in the Champions League, even with Pep and the money spent in the last two years.
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That’s their personal problem henceforth.
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Fake deep. Abacha's children eating good.
If you do not hustle, you do not eat. .
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If they hide the ring and lead you on now, you'll come here to comman make thread as per "menaskum FC" tailor.
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Messi play o, Messi no play, that one no consain me, na Argentina we flog like computer village thief.
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Lol, Neymar now has his own Akpan too, after 4yrs apprenticeship under Messi at Barca
Kylian Mbappe on Neymar: "I will do everything to help him win this Ballon d'Or. It would make me happy, if I could help him like that."
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You people can’t offer anything that isn’t sexual?
Musa deserves a blowjob😂😂😂😭.
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Wenger in his darkest hours NEVER played negative nor boring, please don't push a false comparison. Swallow the L alone.
Mourinho has turned into wenger right before our eyes 😭😭😭.
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Nigeria has unlimited wealth and resources. Very few countries in the world can survive being looted like this constantly for over 3 decades.
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LOL, but you sef check am. You think this guy rocking a jeans with gator under a fake jersey cannot spend fake dollars?? . Whatever Ambo said this guy did, he did that shit 😄😄
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No exaggeration, SARS would have killed up to 200,000 Nigerian youths with all these reports.
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Sevilla have never won a game on English soil, until they played your MCM's Fraudulent club. Bringing shame to the land.
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LMAO, imagine sneaking Herrera into a league of world class players thinking that we won't notice. Jokes on you, Liam. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine Sergio Ramos, Ander Herrera and Diego Costa in the same team. Brutal, but amazing, villainy.
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Lmao I remember when they interviewed and asked Kelly Handsome about "maga don pay" that year, mans said the meaning of MAGA = Man And God Always. I nearly collapsed out of laughter that day 😂😂.
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Lmao, we organized our own Champions League. Levels.
Arsenal playing Madrid, Barca and Bayern in preseason. This will go well.
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I said Salah has outperformed Messi& Ronaldo this season and only Ronaldo fans are catching feelings, Messi that has already won 2 trophies this season, his fans are not complaining, it's the trophyless ronaldo fans that think otherwise. Y'all think it's by tap-ins & 1 sagalo??.
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"if we comot fornication, boys no too dey sin like that". 🤣🤣🤣.
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They bantered Messi cos a film director saved his PK the other day, now it’s an alumanjiri with Arab passport that saved your GOAT’s own.
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Lol, Aguero has 46 goals against Arsenal, manutd, chelsea, spurs, and Liverpool combined. FOURTY SIX!!!.
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Any Nigerian embassy you go to, the place go just be like say you dey Lagos. I don’t know how they are able to bring the madness and disorganisation everywhere.
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LMAO, y'all should not forget that 9ice said to Ebuka that "wire wire" is an awareness towards the epileptic power supply in Nigeria too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Lmao I remember when they interviewed and asked Kelly Handsome about "maga don pay" that year, mans said the meaning of MAGA = Man And God Always. I nearly collapsed out of laughter that day 😂😂.
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I’m sure tinubu and jide met at a cocaine joint. That’s how they became allies.
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Ogbeni go and sleep. He did it cos he loves the music on personal levels, not for support. Everything is deep to you people
Anthony Joshua just got Wizkid's song, Ojuelegba played in front of 74,500 people by using it as his entrance theme song at his sold out #JoshuaTakam fight in Cardiff. That's a brother supporting another brother. It doesn't take anything for you to support others.
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So you have not heard this or similar thing before? Or does it carry more weight to your ears cos it’s wizkid that said it?
wizkid said something backstage that has been lingering in my mind. he said “Besides God, we are all we have so let’s support each other.” .it’s so true. you have friends yeah? support them in every way you can. we as human beings are all we need to make our dreams come true.
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Bukayo Saka who is still yet to hit puberty has won more titles than Harry Kane. Pass it on.
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You can't trust your own husband, the father of the baby to bath his own daughter, but if a man calls for a DNA test now, y'all will be screaming "why marry someone whom you can't/don't trust". Lol clowns FC.
I absolutely trust my husband but I won't take chances and have him bathe my daughter, because whether we like it or not, there is something flying in the air these days that is encouraging imbalance and immoralities. ~ @moakabash #YourViewTVC
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Manutd are on the most useless unbeaten run in the history of unbeaten runs in football.
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If Lukaku scored all these goals and still end up trophyless, won't he be thinking he's still playing for an Everton in red shirt??.
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“Broke boys this, broke boys that”, you can’t even afford your own hair without seeking IMF assistance. Tueh.
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Lmaooo, God punish poverty 😂.
Digital Art for @capt_Awwal .Kindly RT 💝. #arewatotheworld #Arewatwitter #Arewatwitterconnect #Arewa
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Let me make this clear to you today: You are a massive mistake and failure. We will never see your type again.
Let me make you this promise today: We will protect your children. We will protect your wealth. We will make this country work again.
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Guys, for the sake of everything good you can become in life, please dead this codeine habit.
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Oblak has conceded only 9 league goals this season in 26 games, but these fans that watch only manutd games think De Girl is the only GK that makes decent saves in the whole of Europe
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One of the daftest narratives is comparing Lingard with Walcott. At Lingard's age, Walcott already scored almost 100 goals for Arsenal despite being injured for 8+ months twice. Lingard doesn't even have 40 career goals yet. Please let's act accordingly.
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manutd, just typically illustrates an illiterate Yahoo Boy. All money no sense.
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I’m starting to think that Nigerian version of feminism is 80% mental disorder, 20% frustration.
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How are most people just getting to know Terry Waya in 2020. Una no dey read Tell Magazine during the Abacha era???.
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This is 90% the reason why Trump has blacklisted Nigeria.
86 Repentant Boko Haram Members Undergoing Rehabilitation at Bulumkutu Centre - NEDC
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I’m using Arsenal to practice how I will love my future wife unconditionally, and forever. This club is good rehearsal for patience and unwavering loyalty.
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Eye-service fraud. Why didn't he shake the hands of Chelsea assistants when he lost to them?.
Guardiola going to each Burton Albion player, shaking their hand, having a word, especially with keeper Collins. 9-0 final. #mcfc
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This is the guy that virgins compare to Henry. Mans isn’t even clear of Yakubu ffs
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LMAO, imagine thinking of conceding goals with a £75m CB in defence and a €75m goalie in post. When you and your manager are not madddddd. 38 cleansheets is the minimum requirement in the league next season.
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Lmao APC cannot beat LP in any free and fair elections in any part of this country. I stand by this.
2023 Governorship Election. MY PU - Chevy View Estate Gate .AAC -1.ADC- 4.APC- 63.LP- 339 .PDP- 5
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Imagine a frontline of Sterling / Welbeck / Walcott. If you don't die of frustration in 90mins, not even cancer can kill you easily again.
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Salah, Cavani, and Suarez watching Saudi Arabia team like:
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When you almost entered your house gate at 8:01pm and Rona sees you
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How can they tell me that I’m the “criminal” and not these people??? O wrong naw
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Friendly tip: Stop announcing your plans. That’s why you haven’t gotten most of them done.
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Unpopular opinion: Pogba should forever be indebted to Pirlo and Marchisio for the short period of time when he was made to look like “world class”.
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Lmao, you deserve everything Lingard and Rash are doing to you.
Berbatov > Bergkamp.
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