Mr. Ritz Carlton 😎
@Yea_iKnow
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When my boss asks me to do something not in my job title description ...
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Didn’t make the cut elsewhere… so I’ll drop it here 📸 😌
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Expecting “YOU” from someone else will leave you disappointed every time
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Somebody needs to hear this:
It’s okay to let people merge in traffic. I promise you it’s not worth the high blood pressure 🙄😂
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I swear the temperature goes up 10 degrees when I want to wash cars 🥵
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This generation of 30 yr olds still look like they 18-25 😂
Lemme 👀 the 30 and up crew
Drop a pic 📸 and age
… I’ll go first
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3 places you can stay for free:
1. In your lane
2. Out my business
3. Over there
Hope this was helpful 😄
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If you 👀 this… RT with a non-smiling pic. 🚂 Keep it going train 💨
If you 👀 this… RT with a non-smiling pic. 🚂 Keep it going train 💨
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Don’t introduce me to a vibe that you cannot maintain 💯
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So you can eat REAL food and still be built like this ?! There may be hope yet 😅
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Because what chicken don’t got bones ? 🤨 😂
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Let’s talk about how I would’ve beat that ass for throwing them coals
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What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!”
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“I’m grown” 😂🤷🏽♂️
HAVING SEX ON THE FIRST DATE IS CALLED WHAT… 🤔😂🤷🏾♂️
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When you playing with my friends and think I’m “minding my business” 😏
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This is when “5 more mins” will turn into an hour and I’ll be late 😂
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Trying to make someone love you can really throw off your focus on life
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Post-gym shenanigans 🤷🏽♂️ just wait a couple of months 😉
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When I try, I TRRRYYYY. But after that… well, I tried 🤷🏽♂️🤝🏽
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Just be a decent person 🤷🏽♂️
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I’m very much “go with the flow.” If you wanna talk 24/7, I’m down. You wanna go ghost for hours/days at a time, I’m down. But what I WONT do, is force myself on you 💯
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One thing my parents taught me:
I’m not about to go broke or stress over getting people gifts for CHRISTmas..... if I got it, good. If not, oh well 🤷🏽♂️
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I’m not even old, but I love when I share my age and people say “No way” 😂
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Once I find out you’re a liar… I can have proof that you’re telling the truth and I still think you’re lying 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
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I love this. Not a drag, but a “I wanna see you win”
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You didn’t get the point about the wood being big, juicy, and very difficult, not difficult or moderately difficult, but very difficult to split, also, improve the camera angle, and women are stimulated by sound, the voice, the tone, the words, the grunting. You gonna commit bruh
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HE-larious took me all the way out 😭😂😭😂😭😂
Explain How you Got a “Small back” and Got a nigga telling you to 🗣️leave them alone it’s been 5 years get you somebody else and you on a syndicated show co signing a person shaming “BIG BACK” Behavior!!???
@breakfastclubam
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I literally “post and go” so imagine my surprise when my “20 likes” is over 7k 😳
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