Yahya
@YahyaImran
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Lame person IRL. Most tweets are self deprecating jokes for own amusement. RTs are often real and funny jokes.
Between Thailand and Singapore
Joined November 2009
Tadi pergi Kenduri Akikah Pak Cik: Awak dari jauh nampak macam TMJ pulak. Me: 😅
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RT @omarmu: @syahirsyhr Sebagai bekas ALP bebas @Petronas dari 2009-2018, izinkan saya menambah beberapa fakta: 1. PETRONAS penyumbang tun…
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@anisayishah Sebab tu kot ramai yang berhenti keluar swasta. Birokrasi kurang. Workload pun kurang
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China, with fractions of the budget and semi decent semi conductor, made better AI than the West? Asian's gonna Asian amirite?
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RT @_wakina: That Asian guy on TikTok who sells LED signs makes my day…I’m HOWLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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RT @eddyipan: @bumilangit benda pertama dorang perlu buat kalau dorang berani adalah martabatkan balik SPAD. tapi itu pun kalau dorang ad…
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@azraeimuhamad Tu la. Nak salahkan JPJ pasal lori. Dulu elok SPAD kuatkuasakan undang-undang pergi bubar. APAD pulak takde kuasa sama macam SPAD kena hadap birokrasi
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On Fridays, after Friday prayer, there’s only a handful of women riding the trains while men had to cram.
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@SideksaurusRex @elisahanimm Lepas tu jadilah camni. Kami tak kisah pun berhimpit sebab koc campur jadi padat sebab perempuan tak nak penuhkan koc perempuan.
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RT @syahirsyhr: tatkala rakyat negeri di bawah PAS menanggung kerugian puluhan juta akibat banjir; pemimpin diorang suruh ahli-ahli di bawa…
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RT @Ashis_h_: When your partner tells you he/she cheated on you, I know there's a temptation to ask “with who?” Resist it. Instead ask “wit…
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Colleague: Hari ni hari Selasa kan? Me: Betul, esok hari apa? Colleague: Baru nak jawab* Me: Esok hari cuti
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RT @AmirulRuslam: “Orang agama” hisap rokok/vape/shisha ni sebenarnya hampa dah boleh red flag dah. Lantaklah depa kata pakai fatwa klasik…
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