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*Voice you'd hear in a saw trap*
Hello, competitive pokemon player. I need you to build a team with my favorite pokemon. Killing yourself is not an option.
Need a boyfriend who's into vgc so I could ask him to build me a team with my favourite mons and the moment he sees my list he just sighs deeply
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DEAR SHINY HUNTERS share your worst hunts ever
I need to cheer myself up
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Want to remind y'all that every pokemon was designed to be someone's friend and no matter how silly or unusual their design is it's cool that it's your favourite!!
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My irl friend asked me what my fav pokemon is
Like for future birthday presents
And she probably only knows Pikachu
How do i explain to her
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We had this talk before.
There’s some characters where if you genuinely hate them, you might just fucking suck
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I'm seeing the worst takes ever about alolan dex entries being so out of nowhere
Glalie's jaw was broken before the gen 7 entries
Sharpedo's body getting covered in scars was before the gen 7 entries
It was there
Hot take: Always hated how gamefreak switched the mega evolution to cause it to inflict pain on to your companion. Idk it always rubbed me the wrong way lol.
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Need a boyfriend who's into vgc so I could ask him to build me a team with my favourite mons and the moment he sees my list he just sighs deeply
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Not exactly the same issue, but sometimes I think twice before saying that these are my fav mons because some people are
Weird about it
based on real irl experiences, unfortunately
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My day been real bad but I'm home and I see my emotional support mosquito again
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@cy_bernet_ix
I can see them competitive players to hold on incineroar for their dear life while building my team
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THIS and also I have no respect for people who hate pansear and Simisear
They did nothing wrong
Intelligent pokemon that loves to help people and likes sweets
A baby, warm and fluffy, so friend-shaped and a lot of you hated him for it
People be like “THE ELEMENTAL MONKEYS ARE UGLY” As if Simipour isn’t the kindest looking Pokémon out there.
She looks like she would give good hugs and find the best berries. What a delightful lady!!
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*looking at any pokemon character*
Oh, that's oomf's guy!!
Oh, that's oomf's guy!!
Oh, that's oomf's guy!!
Oh, that's oomf's guy!!
Oh, that's oomf's guy!!
Oh, that's oomf's guy!!
Oh, that's oomf's guy!!
Oh, that's oomf's guy!!
Oh, that's oomf's guy!!
Oh, that's oomf's guy!!
Oh, t
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I really love it how Xurkitree shifts from creature to something humanoid and back
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Can you just prove to me that you exist please I'm so tired I'm so close to believe that you're shiny locked in my game
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I hate to bring the mega evolution talk again, but y'all with "It's just alolan researchers hate megas" are silly.
I can't find the screenshots, but in masters PROFESSOR SYCAMORE stated that mega-evolution is harmful to pokemon
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Question to picky eaters
Do you ever feel guilty for being like this
Because I do
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GUYS I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭
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In 2024 we're gonna have a pokemon character turn to face the audience, look the viewer dead in the eye, and say in perfect english "I am American" and we'll still have pokemon fans not beating the "can't read" allegations
Can't wait to hop on my omega ruby game again to get crushed with this tinder ass introduction again
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tera fighting Gholdengo because it looks fun idc if it doesn't make sense
Someone said I'd make a cool fighting type gym leader
Maybe I should draw that
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This tweet had led me to a journey I'd never expect to be on
Literally can't trust anyone who hates on Hau and Hop
It's not THEM who's annoying here, trust me
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Alright, I guess I need to spread some awareness about this @/regi_QOA person??
Like no feminists allowed says it out loud already but there's some more
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I love how elegant Soliera's official art is and how she actually stands all the time
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releases all of a Pokémon's hidden energy at once that can't be achieved via regular evolution"
How do you expect pokemon to react calmly and painless to such a burst of energy
A bond with a trainer is required probably to help Pokemon stay calm and don't go wild
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"The usage of Mega Evolution unleashes a massive amount of energy, as mentioned by Professor Cozmo, which itself is implied to have a direct connection, if not outright be a Pokémon's own life force, as it's mentioned by Lysandre that Professor Sycamore believes Mega Evolution
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Can't wait to hop on my omega ruby game again to get crushed with this tinder ass introduction again
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Why of all names I picked one of the most 'just a dude' name for Tapu Koko
Who tf is DAVE
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Me when I hate mega-evolutions, love incineroar, adore bruxish and don't like the decidueye so technically I'm everyone's enemy
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Love it how you can post Rika and get a mini hit tweet just by adding a word "lesbians" to it
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NOT THE POKEPHILES LIKING MY STUF SHOO YOU'RE NOT WELCOMED HERE
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MY characters now
If you obsess enough over an obscure character no one cares about you should be able to legally claim them as yours
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“peak character design” and it's just the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen
“peak character design” and it's just the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen
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Pokemon OC artists how does the idea of switching you trainer and their pokemon sounds
Like drawing your trainer as any pokemon species and the pokemon is drawn like a human
Need your thoughts on this
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Guys... Don't tell me you don't know my pookie Aarune.. GUYS....
Needed all of my comforts on one page but I'm out of energy at this point
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NOT ME GETTING TOLD TO STAY SINGLE bro I just wanted to show you my friends 😞
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Pokemon OC havers!!
Imagine your OC as a special coach
What stories would they tell to the player? What pokemon would they trade? Would their pokemon have a specific tera type/nature/etc?
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QRT with a meme you made
Still giggling
QRT with a meme you made 😗
Old art alert how did this get sm likes before 😩
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Literally can't trust anyone who hates on Hau and Hop
It's not THEM who's annoying here, trust me
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"why do you want me to feel bad for using this mechanic"
I'm just that evil, the whole Pokemon positivity I was sharing before was a lie
I tricked you guys to drop the lore bomb on you and see you suffer
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Some people reacting like I'm like me personally came to them and punched their pokemon is kinda funny ngl
I'm just explaining things to you
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You know I really like the concept of pokemon
What to you mean we have this giant buff mosquito and it wants to be MY friend????holy shit
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I love how in the beginning of the game the URS look so cool and evil n shit preventing Lillie from escaping the Aether paradise boohoo
And later they go "tf is a tunnel"
Fascinating
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Can y'all wish me luck once more this shiny poipole is torturing me fr it gets so frustrating
10k+ resets oh you're so funny lil guy
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Why do people HAVE to let me know they hate the things that I like
Get a life, touch some grass, that hate makes you miserable
So annoying
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SAVING MY GAME 1000 TIMES IN A ROW WHAT THE FUXSHSJSJA
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I like their friendship a normal amount
#PokemonScarletandviolet
#PokemonScarletViolet
#pokemon
#pokemonarven
#pokemonpenny
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Still thinking about how Guzzlord was considered (almost) cute by pokecenter but Xurkitree wasn't
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Me when im a real fan
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я в ахуе с реплаев и цитат
"лучше бы вы реальных детей так защищали" "игра 18+🙄" "нет здесь ничего плохого" "претензии к автору новеллы"
ничего из происходящего не было в новелле, разрабы буквально снихуя вставили в игру такие сцены с 12-летними детьми блять вам норм???
вышел новый эпизод зайчика
ранее там уже проскакивали фансервисные моменты, похожие на сцены из третьесортных аниме (когда антон упал на грудь кати)
но в новом эпизоде это уже все границы переходит
ничего, что им по 12 лет, и фансервис с детьми – это ебаная педофилия???
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@Scouter_612
EVEN SLOWBRO HAS CAUGHT ONTO SOMETHING BEING WRONG BEFORE THESE PEOPLE HAVE
GIGGLING
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So about that...
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And what if I just look at u like this
Dreamworld style Pokemon PART TWOO! I don’t even like raging bolt or Palafin Hero much but I know you guys do😝
I just love all the details! They gave Bolt its own page showing its whole neck,palafin’s water cloak is in movement,then we get fillet-Veluza and spikes-out clodsire!
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16k+ RESETS AND IT'S FINALLY HERE. SAVING MY GAME HUNDRED TIMES
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Serious nature 🙄 boy you came here for choccy milk nothing serious about you KNOW YOUR PLACE
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@The_Teal_Mask
Was about to ask if mosquitos are known to live in jungles
Need to stare into the ceiling for an hour
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