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It’s the only way🤷‍♂️
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@Whotfismick He killed it 100%
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@Whotfismick “Excuse Tommy”💀😭.
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@Whotfismick This>>>>
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@Whotfismick Michael Jackson ghost caught on camera.
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@RightWingCope You’re not getting paid anymore, you can stop now.
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@Whotfismick responsible mfs like me are still on their first charger 💯
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@TheBabylonBee Imagine if he didn't have the body cam.
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@Whotfismick And i just taking the L cuz it's embarrassing having to go back over 😭😭
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@reddit_lies Operation Fast and Furious (2010).Benghazi Attack (2012).IRS Targeting Scandal (2013).NSA Surveillance (2013).VA Scandal (2014).Unaccompanied Minors Crisis (2014). Just a few.
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@hashjenni Google what food group beans are apart of.
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@Whotfismick I love my room more than anything let’s not talk about my bed that mf is my best friend for life.
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@reddit_lies Now do the same to Muslim "hate preachers". I'll wait.
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Democrats for Harris🐑
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@Whotfismick Watery old lettuce. One time I got a burger with terrible lettuce. it tasted like it came straight out of a lake. .
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@reddit_lies Oh no he lost his erection when she said “God”.
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@historyinmemes Both guys were the best in their business. I’m still sad about Kobe’s tragic death.
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@DaveAtherton20 @RoyalFamily The great empire
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@AshleaSimonBF He deserves to be in prison, for life.
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@RadioGenoa The fact that no one stops him is unbelievable.
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@reddit_lies Ok so there's the address, @FBI do your job.
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@sentdefender The price you pay for protecting free speech.
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@MrAndyNgo Basically if you're stabbed by an immigrant, you might be denied medical care because some argue that treating a wound caused by someone perceived as peaceful and oppressed could be seen as racist.
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@reddit_lies That moment when you obey the government and yet consider yourself a rebel.
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@hashjenni Them Grapes be hitting when they are crunchy
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@reddit_lies "I acted like an immature POS and I made old people feel bad". 4527 upvotes.
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@TateTheTalisman There is no defending to be done on either side. Hamas and Israel are at war and it just so happens that Hamas loves to hide in schools/hospitals and so on. War isn't pretty.
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@Whotfismick Unplanned sleepovers can be challenging. Sometimes just not having your toothbrush can throw off your whole morning routine. It's the little comforts of home that make all the difference.
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@FoxNews Claiming Harris won on a 3 vs 1 debate with no fact checking of Kamala Harris whatsoever means you’re just extremely unintelligent.
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@reddit_lies "I'm a depressed, anxious wanker but I'm guilt free". Such a great advertisement for Atheism.
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@reddit_lies "It's absurd how bad they are at this". This perfectly sums up the average Reddit user, parading their fake superiority only to reveal themselves as the biggest idiot in the room.
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@Whotfismick Real life version
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Never surrender your guns.
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@reddit_lies With a nephew like that, who needs enemies?. The fucker is most likely just trying to show off on Reddit tho.
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@reddit_lies Respect for someone and their loved ones doesn’t end at death. Violating a corpse and calling it 'victimless' ignores basic human decency.
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@reddit_lies 13 upvotes💀.
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@Whotfismick Sometimes it’s even the same 1 song on repeat for 20-30 times💀.
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@reddit_lies She took revenge on the wrong person.
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@reddit_lies I feel sorry for the guy's family, especially if he has kids. No child should have to grow up and realize their father is whatever that dude is.
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@AshleaSimonBF I rate him 10 years minimum for treason.
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@reddit_lies The tolerant and loving left, mocking people for their looks.
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😆
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Is this meme legal?
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@reddit_lies The guy has potential, he just needs to install X.
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@reddit_lies Reddit has a unique ability to make you, at least temporarily, give up all hope for humanity.
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@Whotfismick Born for the role 100%
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@PeterSweden7 The fact that this keeps happening and no one can do anything about it is just scary af.
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@reddit_lies 542 pedophiles that should be investigated.
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. No storm is going to stop #TRUMP2024.
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@reddit_lies They always get their usernames right tho.
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@AshleaSimonBF Treason.
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"This will be a close race" - Kamala Harris
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@historyinmemes Good god. Brushing my teeth so hard right now.
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@reddit_lies "I am really angry and hateful towards white women". "It saddens me to no end to learn just how many women hate women". Two women chatting about hating on women because women hate on other women.
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@HumansNoContext All human are the same at some point 😭
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@reddit_lies "Is there a way to make people work by force, without giving them the freedom to express their opinions?". Another day, another call for a dictatorship.
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@interesting_aIl Respect for a legend
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Accurate.
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@hashjenni Killed it 100%
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Democrats hate this meme
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Oh no, that's too bad🤣
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@interesting_aIl She looked thankful at the end.
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"The US border is secure" - Kamala Harris 2022."I will fix the border" - Kamala Harris 2024
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@reddit_lies From a cheese maker to a delusional soldier wannabe cheese maker.
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Anyone?
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💀🤣
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@RadioGenoa This should be illegal.
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@reddit_lies That’s not a rant, that’s just telling everyone that you believe everything the mainstream media says.
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Accurate
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Right?
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@DefiantLs “New dietary preferences” like cats and dogs? No thank you.
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"Women looking fine up in here"💀.
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WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣
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Let the memes flow through you
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The tolerant and loving left everyone. 120k people liked this clown’s post. Beyond disgusting.
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@reddit_lies “You contacted us because we unfairly banned you, that’s harassment, muted”.
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@Whotfismick I’d be more suprised to hear someone say “you all” irl.
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Perfectly reasonable
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@Rothmus I can’t tell if this is satire or real.
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@USMiniTru @JDVance @KamalaHarris In the mean time on Reddit, they will twist everything and idiots will buy it
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Lovely
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@timelesscityzen @TheBabylonBee Listen Jack, no one can defend against a knife attack and it's guaranteed to get out of there alive. If the officer's life is in danger, he can shoot to kill. As you can see in the video, the person that was attacking him, kept attacking him even after getting shot multiple.
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@hashjenni wishing me success so I can spoil my partner in the future.
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@MTGrepp They cheated and they will do it again because they can’t win otherwise.
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@DefiantLs “I’d like to have a fwuffy bunny wabbit, pwease.”. The clerk looks at her, condescendingly, and says:. “A bwown fwuffy bunny wabbit, ow a bwack fwuffy bunny wabbit?”. The girl replies:. “Do you weally fink my pyfon gives a fwuck?”.
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Nothing is free
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Pretty much
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@DefiantLs This is pure degeneracy. No child will ever learn anything remotely positive from it, and it will never help in growing up or succeeding in life.
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@AshleaSimonBF I can't, my account would get locked.
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Bummer!
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@hashjenni Judging others based on their level of religious observance is a slippery slope. True kindness and moral uprightness shine through actions, not just proclaimed faith.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Alligators and crocs are the ultimate warriors for their environment. One they have something in the water it's lights out. Unless you piss off hippo's by attacking their baby.
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