Benji Warner
@WrnrWrites
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Would-be author • Aspiring screenwriter • Profound fantasist. Likes cake, coffee and red wine. Uncertain of when the Victorian Era was.
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Joined March 2022
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I thought you’d all enjoy the ice on my car windscreen this morning
#WritingCommunity
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The woman I sometimes sit next to at work crochets as a hobby.
I came in to the office this morning to find this cute little fella waiting for me.
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This day marks 3 years since I quit smoking.
Can I get a Booyah?
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This week marks 4 years since I quit smoking.
Can I get a hell yeah?
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My temperament has been all over the place, my appetite has increased tenfold and I really wasn’t sure I’d manage but…
I am now one whole month completely nicotine free, after 21 years of relying on it.
Fist bump?
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Just arrived at work…
Not sure what the hell I was thinking when I got dressed this morning.
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Having my veins complimented by the nurse taking my blood will never not be one of the weirdest, yet oddly flattering compliments to receive.
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I have now cut nicotine out of my life completely - it’s only been 5 days and I’m only losing my sanity a little bit.
Anyone wanna give me a crisp high five?
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Isn’t it funny, you always think your family and closest friends will be the biggest supporters of your creative works, but no…
It actually ends up being a load of fucking awesome strangers on the internet.
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Why is it seemingly so difficult to maintain friendships in your 30’s?
Messages go unanswered, plans never come to fruition and it’s apparently impossible to make new friends.
I feel like I’m utterly failing at life sometimes.
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Does being a writer consist of 20% writing and 80% thinking about writing for anyone else, or is that just me?
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I’ve not been feeling fantastic today, so I Googled my symptoms.
Apparently, I’m pregnant.
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I have successfully written 1068 words of absolute garbage today.
Can I get a tepid huzzah?
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I have written an (un)impressive 301 words today.
Can I get an unenthusiastic woohoo?
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As writers, are we all "wine people" or is that just a stereotype I’ve created in my head?
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I have written a crispy 687 words today. Which is more than I’ve written in a while.
Please congratulate me.
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I’d like to announce that after 8 years of saving, cutting out many of life’s little pleasures, cancelling my Netflix subscription and working overtime for months on end, I will be continuing to rent the same place at an even higher price than before, as of next month.
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I’m almost certain that I’m the only person who hopes the weather remains grey, cloudy and gloomy for the whole of the summer.
I’m sorry.
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What if WE are the most intelligent life in the universe?
That’s a devastating thought.
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If there are some dudes out there who can do this, then I think they should be allowed to.
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I had blood tests today and the nurse taking my blood told me I have "really nice veins".
Thanks, lady. I grew them myself.
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As a writer, do you often feel lonely despite family, friends, social status, etc.?
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I am officially 90 days nicotine free. How about that!
Happy Easter, everyone.
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Can someone please explain to me what it’s like to love your job and not absolutely hate it with every fibre of your being?
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Do you ever get that uneasy feeling that people are internally laughing at you when you tell them you’re writing a book?
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#writingq
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I can’t tell you how fed up I am of watching full-grown, adult men walking straight out of men’s toilets without washing their hands.
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Eating 3 doughnuts in the space of 10 minutes is perfectly okay, isn’t it?
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At first glance I thought my neighbour had wrapped a dead body and left it outside their front door.
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Do you write specifically to send a message/teach a lesson to your readers or do you write to simply entertain and allow your readers to just escape reality for a while?
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When you wish upon a star, you're probably a few million years too late. The star is dead.
Just like your dreams.
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I have written for two consecutive days, which is unheard of for me.
A further 954 words written. Potentially just as crap as the words I wrote yesterday...
But I consider this a small win.
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Where are my United Kingdom
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at?
I feel like you’re a rare find in the
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Show yourselves - say hi! I wanna follow you 🤙🏻
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They say that the laughter of a baby is one of the most beautiful sounds.
Unless it's 3am and you're home alone.
And you don't have a baby.
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It’s my birthday and I can’t believe I’ve made it through another year.
How much longer is this going to go on for, do you think?
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Someone who has made my time at work uncomfortable for years and, at times, seriously awful, has announced they’re leaving this week.
And I couldn’t be happier about the news.
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Writers, have you ever named an antagonist after someone you have a dislike for?
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Once again, having my veins complimented by the nurse taking my blood will forever be one of the weirdest but strangely flattering compliments to receive.
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Temporary restrictions aside, if Twitter ends up truly failing, shall we all just arrange to have bi-monthly gatherings with cake, coffee and generally great chit chat?
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I have spent a whole hour staring at a blank word document today because, apparently, I have completely lost the ability to write.
Very disheartening.
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I've always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept and all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed.
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U.K. writers, shall we organise a huge "writers retreat" that involves plenty of good company, coffee, cake and red wine, and likely very little writing?
Cool.
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I’m ashamed to say I haven’t written anything in a couple of weeks and have been unable to tweet accordingly without feeling like an absolute fraud.
I need to dig myself out if this rut but first… coffee. And cake, maybe some cake, too.
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Look who turned up at my front door last night!
It’s my brother. I haven’t seen him in 7 months. And this is really nice.
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Do you ever read back through your writing and think, "holy shit, I’m a genius"?
For me, it may be misguided or unfounded but it’s a damn good feeling!
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Felt reasonably okay about myself when I left the house this morning…
I’ve just had my passport photo taken and discovered that I actually look like the creature parents warn their children about in fairytales.
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I was so tired this morning, I stupidly said "solar opposites" instead of "polar opposites" to someone on the phone at work and I’ve not been able to stop thinking about it all day.
I hate myself for it.
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Fellow writers and twitterers, I have successfully written 600 words today and started plotting for yet another story. D’oh.
High fives all around, yes?
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My new sofa arrived earlier today and I have absolutely no intention of moving off it for the foreseeable.
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Earlier today I found a piece of writing that I started a couple of years ago which I had completely forgotten about.
And I have to say, I think it’s pretty damn good.
Am I allowed to say that?
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I was just driving, minding my own business, happily listening to my Smallville podcast, when I felt someone stroke the back of my neck.
There was no one else in the car and I am now terrified.
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Why are people constantly shocked that humans continue to behave like humans?
Humans are inherently awful.
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I’m having cake for breakfast, lunch and probably dinner today.
It’s called being an adult.
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I’m in a bad place right now.
Not mentally, I’m just at work.
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How the hell did I go from writing a couple of thousand words one day, to suddenly having the inability to even string a coherent sentence together the next?
Writing, pffft.
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Never have I wanted to simultaneously laugh and cry so hard.
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I just wanted to remind you all know that it’s only 112 more days until Halloween.
You’re welcome.
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I’ve had quite a rough week this week and a terrible night of sleep last night.
So, I decided to book today off work and I’m going to take myself out for breakfast somewhere to make myself feel better.
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I’ve woken up in the middle of the night with brilliant ideas for my book 4 times in the last 10 days, adamant that I didn’t need to make a note and would remember them in the morning
Alas, I have forgotten each one and I’m so annoyed at myself for thinking I’m better than I am.
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I was going to wake up early and go for a run this morning but, instead, I just didn’t do that.
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Good news, everyone! Yesterday was a false alarm.
I smashed out a solid 1154 words today and I’m super happy about it.
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To the couple who were getting aggressive at the member of staff at Tesco because there are no more Easter eggs: it’s not their fault you left it until the day before Easter to buy some, you absolute dipshits.
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After reading through my WIP, I have come to the conclusion that it is, in fact, an absolute load of crap and I suck.
It’s one of ✨those days✨
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This is all I’ve got for you tonight.
Lincoln cathedral looking beautiful in the dark.
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Googling your symptoms when you don't feel too well is the most efficient way to convince yourself that you're pregnant.
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I just opened a conversation with a lady on Hinge by asking if she liked horror.
She immediately unmatched me - I guess she doesn’t.
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Just did a Twitter Circle for the first time ever.
Seems about right…
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What a joy it must be to be a famous actor/musician, and be able to successfully sell a book just because of your name.
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Uncle Ben will be getting no writing done this weekend.
But that’s okay because these guys are pretty cool 🤙🏻
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Everyone in the office has spent the day telling me I should wear brighter colours than blue, black, grey and white.
This will apparently be a "remodelling of Ben" and will help me if I want to "get a lady"…
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Our email services went down today at work and IT sent an email out to let us know that email services were down.
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This kid is the original reason why I have the joy of being called Uncle Ben.
And that, my friends, is the closest I'll ever be to being Spider-Man.
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Nothing will ever quite match that level and type of excitement we had when heading to Blockbuster on a Friday night to rent a movie.
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Looking around a castle instead of being at work is a much better way to be spending my Monday.
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How awesome is my spinning dragon candle holder?
Also, crackling candles are one of the best creations. And no, I don’t have enough candles.
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Hi everyone! I have successfully managed to write a whole 164 words today. Not a letter more.
Please congratulate me.
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Just waved back at a kind looking old man across the street.
Turns out he was waving at his wife who was walking behind me.
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Just a little reminder that it takes absolutely no effort to not be a twat.
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Had chest pains. Genuinely thought I was having a heart attack. NHS111 sent an ambulance without letting me know. Now I’m at the hospital.
Great stuff. Going to be a long night ✌🏻
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Why write when I can simply just sit staring blankly at the wall and become increasingly more annoyed at myself for doing so?
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The ONE day I go to bed early, completely out of character for me, and I miss the Aurora Borealis.
Somehow, this feels like a punishment for something.
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This is not the weather to be working in.
This is the weather to be curled up on the sofa with a book in one hand and a delicious coffee in the other. All day.
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