Woody The Tweeting Christmas Tree
@WoodyXmasTree
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Twitter account for chatty coniferous with a penchant for seasonal small talk with the young & young at heart. Views expressed are not of Mall or dude inside me
Dartmouth Nova Scotia
Joined November 2013
Gonna miss you guys. A year is a long time away from friends old and new in my hometown of Dartmouth. You always welcome me back with apprehensive arms while embracing my weirdness. I might be a social media star but I’ll never firget my roots.👑 Sorry, getting a little sappy.🎄
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Are we still sending a tree to Boston this year? Asking fir a friend.😬
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‘Twas the night before Xmas, And all through the Mall, Not a retail employee was stirring, A shout out to all! Me, all punned out & Santa icing his lap Just settled down to A Cinnabon snack Back to the North Pole It’s ok, I’m alright Merry Creepymas to all To all a good night.🎄
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RT @evilpez4: The ends at Midnight! This year’s Calendars value is over $8000 in prizes donated by fantastic local…
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RT @evilpez4: DAY 23/24! FINAL DAY $455 HOME STRETCH PACK from Trainyard Store, @DeeDeesIceCream, Floatation Centre, Trip Chaser Games, Eli…
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Yes, this pleases me human. I shall spare another toddler.
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RT @NaughtyGirl286: While in Halifax this past weekend we did take some pics of the World Famous Woody the Talking Christmas Tree at the M…
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One time someone tossed me a LUSH bath bomb instead of a Cinnabon and parents thought I had rabies so Mall Security called Animal Control and that’s why they inspect all sacrifices now.
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RT @evilpez4: DAY 22! 🎶🍝🎶 $370 Dinner & A Show from @SonicConcerts & Premiere Mortgage Centre Private Client Group LESS THAN 48HRS LEFT! $5…
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‼️IMPORTANT REMINDER‼️ I’m only here until the 23rd I don’t want any disappointed children brought before me on the 24th after I’m put back into hibernation mode. This also applies to Cinnabon sacrifices. I don’t want to miss out on free carbs. Love Woody 💚🎄🎩
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