Tommy
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I sometimes retweet stupidity. Road user swimmer, passionate Wimbledon fan. Pagan. #yellow&blue
Here, there….or somewhere else
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Whatever your thoughts on ULEZ, this is nothing more than criminal damage. I’d put good money on the people supporting this will be the same ones who think cyclists should have registration plates, so that they can be ‘identified’.
A Ulez camera taken out in broad daylight, 48 hours after installation.
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5 days cycling 14 miles to & from work. I’ve saved nearly £70 in fares. I’ve also saved around 2 1/2 hours of travel time.
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Over 80% of cyclists hold a full driving licence. Which other test is it you think they should take?.
@CottrellMatthew @Trish_NI They should take a road test too.
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Highly paid professional footballer riding a bike. This is totally gonna blow the tiny minds of a lot of the irrational cycle haters.
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Close passed this morning, resulting in driver breaking his wing mirror. He stops and demands my details. I refuse, he’s says, “right I’m calling the police. Me. “brilliant they can view the close pass on my camera footage”. Driver jumps back in car and drives off. REPORTED.
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That’s a real shite piece of cycling. You’d rightly be up in arms if a motorist were to do what you did. Be better.
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Should every motorist that violates a road traffic law have their vehicle crushed?.
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Enigmatic and often misunderstood creature. The BMW, seen here in a submissive pose, displaying its soft delicate underbelly, indicating that it is no longer a threat to other road users.
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This motorist was so distraught at the amount of road space given over to cyclists, he had no alternative but to park his car in the sea.
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The ABD, forever a font of *##### knowledge. *insert your own choice or words.
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Let’s revisit Sam giving us all a geography lesson from last year. 😂😂
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Brilliant. Cars slowing down for a police mobile speed trap and speeding up as they pass. only to get caught at a second camera 100 yards further down the road, around a bend. 😂😂#IdiotTaxes.
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This is a 2 way road. Remind me how cyclists are taking up the road space.
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Personally, I think all speed cameras should be hidden. Drive within the set speed limits you have nothing to fear.
Reasonable? 👇.
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Own up. Which of you Lycra clad assassins are responsible for this?
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If you are a driver, it’s quite alarming that you even had to ask this question.
@MikeyCycling So if a driver opens his door onto a cyclist who’s fault ,let me guess not the cyclist who may have been in blind spot .
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@hopesprings29 @JeremyVineOn5 If your driving instructor husband thinks that the cyclists are in the wrong, it goes a long way to explain why there are so many bad drivers in the roads. Your husband should chose a different career.
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She bought a BMW X3 and is wondering why her insurance and VED are so high. 🤦♂️😂😂
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Hour and 20 minutes to go 3 miles. you could walk that distance in around half that time. You are part of the problem you’re composing about. 🤦♂️
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Well now. That wasn’t on the list of things I expected to see today.
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What’s the betting that Tracy ‘followed advice not to pay’. Oh dear.How sad.Never mind.
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@simonharris_mbd Had him on loan at AFC Wimbledon a few years ago. Absolute diamond of a person. Still drops by to watch a game from time to time, still plays football with the young supporters.
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They lost the ULEZ fight, they’re now turning their attention to cyclists. 😂. Usual old bollox, won’t take long to fill your bingo cards.
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A selection of complete undiluted horse piss from yesterdays Metro.
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This is why the human race is doomed.
At what point did this guy think doing this was a good idea? 🤣😨
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When I’m out riding my bike I don’t care which mode of transport passes me, as long as they do it safely.
@MikeyCycling You know what cyclists really hate? .Motorcyclists can get past them easily.
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This is kinda awkward.
@ChaponaBike123 For someone who seems to think they're some kind of authority on road rules you don't seem to be able to grasp the rules that apply to you? The cycle lane on Priory Lane is mandatory, hence the blue signs.
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Why didn’t you just ‘walk around the corner’ to do your next stop. 🤦♂️🤷♂️
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“Pedestrians don’t use the road”. You care to enlighten everyone on exactly what is happening in the attached images?
Pedestrians don't use the road. They only cross it. Using the road usually involves a Car, Bike or other vehicles. A pedestrian crosses the road to reach the other pavement. If you run across the road ignoring the danger and get run over by a truck, it is your fault.
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Single man with toilet rolls, would like to meet single lady with hand sanitizer for good clean fun. NO TIME WASTERS.
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Cyclists going through a green light is deeply selfish and disrespectful. 😂😂
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Enigmatic and often misunderstood creature. The BMW, seen here in a submissive pose, displaying its soft delicate underbelly, indicating that is no longer a threat to other road users.
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@stu8riches I’m a shop fitting carpenter, most of my work is in central London. Use public transport all the time, including for taking my tools to the place I’m working.
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Now then. What do we think was the cause of this?…….A; an angry pedestrian. B; a 2 wheeled Lycra clad assassin.C; a vehicle.
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@Sporty_sal Couple of weeks ago, I’d just got back from a helmet less bike ride. One of the neighbours started on me “you should be wearing a helmet”. I asked why, He walked off muttering something, only to trip and crack his head on the pavement. If only he’d been wearing a helmet.
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It’s gonna blow your tiny mind when you find out how many motorists have dash cams in their vehicles.
@CrimeLdn Terrifying, makes you wonder about all these cyclists recording people and going home with the data.
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That’s my garage at the end…… that is not my car. CU63 UMG. Cheers you massive twat. @YPLAC
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@MikeyCycling His ‘attitude’ towards the pedestrians is the same as that of motorists who show a disregard for cyclists.
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Unbelievable number of motorists displaying a deep fear of having to abide by the set speed limits. 😂😂
Our camera vans are designed to be seen. You must be distracted if you get caught by one of these! Not only do they monitor speed they also record anyone using a mobile phone. Make sure it's not you. Put the phone down and keep your eyes on the road! 👍 .#ItsNotWorthTheRisk
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Ever wonder what the cause of your insurance premiums keep increasing?
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Let’s implement the 4th power rule. If it silences ignorant jebends such as yourself, I’d happily pay £50 annually to use my bike on the roads…. How much would it cost you to use you car on the roads? . Careful what you wish for. Credit to @PudseyPedaller
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Technically, yes the lorry should be giving way. Me on a bike or in a car, would’ve slowed and allowed to lorry to continue the turn and not made an issue of it.
So who should be giving way to who here? . This truck driver said he saw me as he was already halfway turning across #Cycleway4. It's my understanding from the Highway Code rule H3 that just because you're in a truck it doesn't exempt you from stopping and waiting.
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@Violett767 @FredSchultz35 It’s even more alarming when you realise that the same people are allowed to vote.
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The anti cycling loons who are keen to hurl childish insults about, may want to rethink their actions.
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Don’t think the Royal Mail is gonna take that… it’s not got a stamp on it.
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Self entitled law breaking motorists blamed for surge in speeding fines. There you go, I corrected that for you.
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Looking a queues for McDonalds drive thru on my local FB. Spot a car that was prosecuted for a close pass on me at a pinch point. Couldn’t wait a couple of seconds to pass me safely, but more than happy to sit in a queue for in a excess of half hour. What a carrot. 😂😂😂.
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Ok. Let’s base it upon the 4th power rule. Careful what you wish for. Credit. @PudseyPedaller
@UFO_London There needs to be mandatory speed limits for cyclists on cycle lanes and roads. I also believe cyclists should be licenced, including a Highway Code test and pay a fair (reduced) road tax.
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But, but, but people in the building trade NEED to drive a van. This person is getting rave reviews in Sutton, south London area.
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@mikebassett__ I had a great time at school. I was taught that criminal damage was wrong…. I still think it’s wrong.
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What’s that? It’s not cyclists that are causing congestion… well I never.
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Far too lenient a sentence for one with a history of speeding convictions. The @ABD tried to blame the crash on the crash barriers ‘not starting soon enough’. 😉 Totally overlooking the fact the driver was doing 110mph in a 40 zone.
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Let’s not forget… cyclists must be registered so that they are accountable. 🤦♂️
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Just how fast was that duck going? Feather clad hooligan. Ducks must be licensed, taxed and insured.
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