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8 years ago to the day - my first exclusive interview. Two rookies.
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you can see the play button icon in the middle of the photo from recording my laptop 🤣
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yall eloped without a prenup. now you deal with the consequences.
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Purple + Sky Blue trim back.
Thankful at least one team gets it.
(90s)
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thinking twitter bullied embiid into playing hurt is hilarious. yes, the franchise surely makes decisions of their nine-figure investment around some stan account with a squidward avatar calling him a duck.
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not saying his name but i played poker last night with someone apart of the D0dgers ownership group. 0htan1 deal was done two weeks ago.
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YouTube spent all that time building in ad blocker defenses so someone built a Chrome extension to speed up the ads 10x in one week 😂
(it’s called AdSpeedUp btw if u want it. works great.)
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no juice for these games whatsoever compared to 2015-2019. what the hell happened.
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absolutely no shame in being laid off. even the best employees are included in them. all corporate america c-suite cares about is the number at the bottom of the spreadsheet. cash your checks, go about your life after the bell, and dont feel bad about it for a second.
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makes me so happy Ohtani broke the news himself before any reporter was able to.
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my new strategy paid off last night. to prevent all the aggregators from copying/pasting my easter eggs, waited until 3 AM ET to post the Kings kid. first one (SportsCenter) didnt get to it until the Sunday shift began (10 AM ET) and then all others fell into line after. too late
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Dray/PG need to combine shows. PG thrives as a host and Draymond at his best when he can analyze/respond to prompts. Considering they are on rival teams it would be an unprecedented dynamic. If there’s one thing i know how to do it is identifying talent. Let me Simon Cowell this.
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every day i am reminded there are thousands and thousands and thousands of people who think i am the person in my main account’s profile picture and dont know it’s ad
@m
siIver .
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what’s stopping someone from just sitting in a large college lecture hall and learning? last time i checked there is no security checking tickets outside the doors.
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nobody has ever accidentally pressed the exact three buttons in a row required to start a live stream.
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im in a pickle rn.
super hot gf of someone i play poker with matched w/me on hinge.
weve hung out on a double date before.
i was like: ?
3rd party says they broke up.
feels like a revenge swipe by her.
no clue why it ended.
havent responded/talked to him abt it yet.
what to do
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people are going to shit themselves when they wake up and see what just happened in baltimore.
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The Olympic boxing topic doing a great job of getting people to reveal their true colors. Better truth serum than alcohol.
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me in 10 years explaining to friends and family why i still shitposted on a dying website with no career aspirations or incentive.
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was scrolling old photos while pooping and totally forgot i put this billboard outside the Garden lol what a day
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one of the worst pit strategies ive seen in a minute
(she’s okay: )
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this going to become the primary burner for a while. other one has too many followers now.
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when people ask for examples of what nba twitter has devolved to, this tweet’s comments is what i will be presenting.
Jayson Tatum makes Derrick White commit an official turnover because he doesn’t want a shot clock violation turnover that doesn’t actually exist.
Derrick White tilted.
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people always make fun of me for having jerseys in my living room but they havent seen what’s on the other side of the camera
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just need enough money so i can ski during the day and coach high school basketball in the evening without having to worry about affording rent. that is my rendition of being rich.
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he chose the ch
@rgers
because not a single person here will care how he does. the perfect job.
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cant think of a lower form of sports content than “who’s better?”
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$10,000+ for public university semester tuition IN-STATE is so unbelievably detrimental to socio-economic structure and the country’s status quo. That # is so absurd i dont even know where to start. The college i went to is 4x more expensive than when i graduated 15 years ago.
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Today’s big news across all sectors reinforce the sentiment: once you reach the # you need to live the rest of your life happy, get the hell out of there and go do it. The real definition of wealth.
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if i like a tweet of yours from the main account: just know to accomplish that action i had to switch to it from one of my burners, unmute you temporarily, populate the tweet through copy and pasting the link, and then clicked the button. an annoyingly tedious process.
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enough comments like this start popping up here and we moving to level 3
@WobBurnerBurner
You Knicks fans rlly about to celebrate beating the 9th seed Lakers and storm the court? Y’all ain’t ever winning the title so ig this is your championship game
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laughing at the thought what the comments and QTs would look like if i tweeted something like this/word-for-word from the main vs. the reaction this person got. good tweet
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still getting paid royalty checks for a commercial i did with Serena Williams in 2017. doesnt make sense. when i was getting started someone told me filming commercials is the best job in the business. wasnt lying. go look at see how much Flo from Progressive Insurance is worth.
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think ill choose tonight to return to watching SNL. no reason other than i heard the skits have been good.
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have less than one month to find some inspiration to do nba content again. either all-in or all-out. 50/50 atm.
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if youre wondering why i moved down to Level 2 burner this is what my mentions look like every day now at Level 1
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If the first picture is a group picture, it’s always the one you hope it’s not.
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i remember preaching “squeeze every drop out of this moment bc it will never be this good again” during that show we did following Game 7 of the 2016 Finals. just didnt expect it to fall apart this fast. the engagement numbers will sustain bc of bots, but nba twitter is dust.
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My main account is so utterly neutered and boring now. The price paid for turning it into a business, i guess.
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Some day after he’s done coaching i will drop the Wob/Ar+hur Smith pic from one of our fraternity mixers freshman year. No, it’s not embarrassing or incriminating. Just dudes being dudes.
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ive lost so many hate follows since i started watering down content on the main :(
you can still find me here - all are welcome!
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Was going to book a trip to Bama to be at this game but didnt want to miss the Mets. The fucking Mets. Team has ruined my life so many times.
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waste of time to tweet anything that isnt obvious/PC from the main anymore because of how many ppl comprehend the words overly-literal. anything left open-ended, they quote tweet with their incorrect interpretation, it spreads like a disease, and i lose the audience i care about
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Sharpest theory on the CFP stuff is FSU should have just lied and said Jordan Travis was day-to-day with an ankle sprain. Leave open public perception possibility of him returning for Rose Bowl. That will likely be the fallout from all this.
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have to imagine streameast and methstreams going to do more than a million concurrents each tonight
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nothing he tweets is an accident.
Las Vegas Expansion Team Ownership Group:
LeBron
Fenway
PIF
book it.
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fyi: date
#2
pushed back again to Saturday, she still sick.
(was willing to go to dinner still but i made the call)
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These people counting the minutes until their death and getting meme’d into oblivion along the way. Let this be a lesson to you all: stop going into the ocean.
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What chaps my ass is a lot of the product improvements/changes to Twitter since El0n took over have been beneficial for users and improved the UX. But the blue check change, the destruction of community, and his widespread divisiveness supersede them all with diminishing returns.
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sad days i couldnt make my JFK Kyrie joke on the main yesterday. sell out AND washed.
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absolute worst time of year when over-the-top Christmas people go into Christmas mode starting today and completely disregard Thanksgiving.
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my Phillips 37” TV from 2006 has finally died. Please respect my family’s privacy at this time.
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Unlikely ill be tweeting these futures im holding from the main this year, so here ya go on this account:
Rockets win West +3600
Grizzlies win West +2000
Rockets TT Over (43.5)
Morant MVP +3000
Sengun MIP +5000
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Trying my hardest to not let these new courts be what makes me stop watching games for good. I promise.
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why is every Loyola Chicago fan dressed like they’re attending a Gryffindor quidditch match.
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Pretty pivotal point in Twitter’s story right here. They need this to go well.
$1 Car vs $100,000,000 Car!!!
I’m curious how much ad revenue a video on X would make so I’m reuploading this to test it. Will share ad rev next week ❤️
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Your perspective of success usually correlates to your happiness.
For me: my life goal was to be retired at 40 + create something memorable along the way. Anything more is excess.
Seeing people chase late-stage capitalism and not enjoy what theyve accomplished is hard to watch
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doing everything in my power to sell competitors behind the scenes on moving to thre
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. big value in marketplace scarcity. its how i helped twitter execs build the nba community back in 2015, got in with them deep. everyone leaving will just let me run it back again and monetize
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the most predictable xeet in the history of xeets
They got basketball leagues too right? 😱😱🏃🏿🏃🏿💨💨💨💨💨 I don’t the ink on my contract has dried up yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@WobBurnerBurner
They mocked wob for having 3 burners. They didnt realize he had the keys. He knew
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multiple networks have reached out to me for a “clearer” video of the quad box TNT OT reactions to Derrick White’s winner 🤣 how they havent figured out why i still film bootleg with my phone is hilarious
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how did France not win that WC Final. just watched back the end of 2P ET, that save in the 123rd minute is as close to impossible as it gets. how how how did he get a foot on that.
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being able to help people get jobs within the industry is one of the few perks of making it this far.
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cant open a single one of my tweets without five people commenting “what does your TL look like?”. for the thousandth time, this, for years now:
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Can stream sports on Meth/SE in crystal clear HD, local/national news can be viewed pretty much anywhere online now, Bflix/FlixHQ for any premium network show or movie for free. Zero reason to pay for cable or any streaming service anymore. Just need a SmartTV or Roku device.
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That she didnt post it on here too this time tells you everything you need to know.
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20M YouTube views in 2 hours is insanity. They should never release it.
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never seen so many bots in my main’s mentions before. they are blue checks pretending to be real people, not shilling a spam link. their AI has them trained to respond with NBA buzzwords, but it’s in broken english. open up one of my tweets and look for yourself.
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crazy % of people who follow me on the main think i actually look like my avi. this is why i have burners now.
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