John Witherspoon
@WitheredJohnson
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Tri Delta Enthusiast | Bring Back The Fullback | Scratch Golfer from Senior Tees | Beer Dabbler | Country Music Enjoyer | Slot Machine Slut | Avid Sperm Donor
Joined November 2024
Yeah I brought my own clubs on a date to top golf and gave my girl the ick. Sorry honey, I have to get my swings in when I can. #LANK
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Fat Friend stat line: -$130 spent on shots for women -0 women bagged -Smoked entire pack of American Spirits -Farted on the bouncer
Pre gaming bars with the fat buddy from highschool. Don’t get much better than this.
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Spent $58 at the bar and tipped $4. Bro I’m not cut like dat. Make this shit cheaper and then I’ll tip🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Pre gaming bars with the fat buddy from highschool. Don’t get much better than this.
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These retards actually think I’m some old gooner bruh😭😭😭
Currently overwhelmed by the smell of perfume and self tan. Make it stop
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