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I just have the horrible feeling, climate change is here, happening, several balls are juggling in the air and they will all hit like a juggernaut domino effect and the powers that be are doing fuck all to slow it down. They will always find an excuse to do nothing - cos cash
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How the fuck does the PM have time to stand in to host a TV show? He is supposed to be running the country.
Also,
@Ofcom
, how the fuck is a channel which is basically a 24 hour 7 day a week Tory party political broadcast allowed to exist and not against the rules?
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Rees-Mogg forgot himself and sat for a moment at sunrise
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So 59 people were arrested without charge because they may have been thinking of doing something, yet all the gammons who left this shit everywhere, which is an actual offence, I bet not one was even told off mildly
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Anyone else still get irked when they call Camilla queen after promising everyone she would never be called queen?
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Carole Malone making shit up again. I am 59, never have I had one single person complain about Happy Easter, Merry Xmas or any other holiday. It's just a racist trope they wheel out now and again
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I cannot get across how much I respect Greta Thunberg. At her young age, she is well spoken, gets her point across, speaks truth to power and is fighting a system worldwide that does not want to listen because of rampant capitalism, yet is galvanising young and old behind her
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Frankly, any business can refuse service and not a word of this is not true about Fartage
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Just a reminder that not a single person has been held accountable for the State execution of Jean Charles De Menezes
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When you outcunt every vicious cunt out there
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Fuck me, Sunak is one hell of a smarmy, slimy, condescending, lying cunt
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One was in Thelma and Louise, the other was in Thelma, Louise, Carrie, Petronella, Jennifer, Rita, Sue and Bob too
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This cunt who makes his money by spreading hate, vitriol and bitterness is having a go at the disabled, mentally ill and those who have hit hard times. Fuck him to hell and hope his plastic surgery melts over his mouth
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Apparently, I need to be deradicalised as I think this country is one giant steaming shithole
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Paul Kenward, CEO of British Sugar and his wife Victoria Atkins Tory Health Secretary and the totally coincidental vote to allow bee-killing pesticides for sugar crops (he also has the UK's largest cannabis farm, but don't do drugs kids)
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PM asked about 200 missing children and Gullis shouts 'well they shouldn’t have come here illegally’.
Absolute evil cunt. Who the fuck put him near children?
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Place your bets folks. Which Tories and their family and friends have a company providing telephone services to GP practices?
Jeez. Just when you thought you had heard it all Health Secretary
@SteveBarclay
launches the Government’s latest con on GP appointments. Who came up with this absolute boll****!
Never underestimate just how thick this Government thinks we all are
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Considering the entire party is full of corruption, lies, grifting and rapists, what the fuck did she do?
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If we had PR, who would you vote for? (Only 4 slots)
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Guess which one is out of her depth on every level possible?
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I had to check it is not a parody account. It isn't, blocked it ages ago
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Why the fuck does a single person on the planet still listen to Liz Truss?
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So the poor get arrested for shoplifting a box of cornflakes, slow marching, demonstrating outside buildings, not paying a TV licence purely for the BBC
The rich get away with fraud, corruption, tax evasion and avoidance, rape, sexual assault and deliberate murder of old people
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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He can’t. He’s stuck to the carpet
Arise Sir Wetherspoons.
What a fucked up country.
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This country is fucked.
More people care about royals and people in boats than they do about children dying of poverty, unfit housing, pollution or cutbacks in social care
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Can hear the screeching and bitterness from here
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My flat has been taken over by mob rule
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Malone turns into a sulking child because she gets confronted with facts from the ever excellent
@MarinaPurkiss
then petulantly refused to speak
Quite astonishing…
The first time I’ve ever been on a show and another panellist has simply refused to engage with me.
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You just know there a is fog shrouded village somewhere full or Johnsons spawn
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I never talk about this ever but this has so fucking made me angry. I have been unlucky enough to have been a victim of this twice and for
@JamesCleverly
to show how much of a fucking appalling cunt he is publicly should be enough to be hounded out of office and in the streets
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Personally, I like Khan. He promotes inclusivity instead of division, ULEZ worked despite the gammon tears and anyone who sets off all the racists and bigots at the drop of a hat is doing something right in my book.
Fuck them all
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The Sun should be shut down permanently. They ran a story that they knew for 4 days was a crock of shit and attempted to ruin careers over nothing. The young person said the mother lied and nothing illegal happened. Rest of the media have questions to answer too. Nobody checked
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So is nobody asking which Tories pockets the £106billion for HS2 went into?
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Has anyone on the planet willingly had sex with this thing?
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Way to go, police. Threatening and arresting people experiencing hardship. Evil bastards
🚨POLICE ARE THREATENING ARREST IF PEOPLE DONT BEGIN TO MOVE🚨
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Don't worry folks. The world is safe.
Cleverley is holding a Cobra meeting, yeah, the guy who makes Chris Philp look intelligent.
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Getting very pissed off with all this bollocks about people getting more on disability than those working.
People do not choose to be disabled or chronically ill and if you do not earn enough, speak to your fucking miserly bosses
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Anyone else been suddenly logged out of Facebook and can't get back in?
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Johnson saying about Jenkins being at a party is not the helpful thing he thinks it is.
a) It doesn't absolve him
b) It goes to show that he lied and knew all along about parties and rulebreaking
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So the Tories are going full on Big Brother, spying on both the disabled and pensioners bank accounts.
Yet they cannot find the billions in Tory bank accounts and expect us to trust them with our NHS data that it won't be used against us?
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@supertanskiii
@JohnPBowenMusic
Then there is Stanley Johnson, serial groper and wife beater who the media covered up for and might as well have applauded him for his abuse
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Tell Braverman to get the fuck out of my bedroom
You wake up at 3am to see this, what do you do?
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Media always banging on about kids mental health due to lockdown.
What about all those kids who liked it because they weren't being bullied or having the pressure from parents, teachers and other kids or simply fucking hate the place?
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Actually don't remember this. Perhaps before my time or only a US thing?
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I generally don't agree with shock collars, but I do think Sunak should wear one and it goes off at max voltage every single time he says 'five pledges' or 'stop the boats'. Based on just the Beth Rigby interview, he would be writhing on the floor
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So Jenrick the child catcher quit because the legislation wasn't cunty enough?
Good riddance to the evil nasty slimy fucker
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Hi. I'm Doctor Death.
You may remember me from such classics as 'Masks don't work' and 'children don't catch or spread Covid' and 'your child is more likely to die in a crash'
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Some folk need to work on their threats
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If everyones rents and mortgages are massive, food bills are massive and energy bills are massive, then nobody will have and spare money, which means little to no spending, which means the economy will be even more fucked.
The rich don't spend, they hoard
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Was going to do a circle of all you brilliant folk, but can't get any of the sites to work, so just a huge thank you for putting up with me and giving me tons of interesting stuff to follow.
Happy New Year from me and the floofs
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When inbred fuckwits keep saying it's just Summer
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Because he pointed out an evil and she defended one
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I don't beg for followers as the way I see it, you either follow me or you don't. I post here because I like to and that's it.
Having said that, thank you so much to all of you. You brighten up my days and give me hope that there are still caring people full of empathy
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Couldn't happen to a nicer cunt
Sir James of Brexit-cum-Singapore is not having a good run, is he?
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Just me that wanted her to smash the table with it?
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At least I have enough faith in my gorgeous followers to know none of you stood pledging allegiance to your fucking TV sets
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Been mobbed, calming down now. I admit I cried lol
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At this point, surely Sunak and his wife have stolen more money out of the public purse than both benefit fraud and unclaimed benefits combined
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Calling it now. Prince Andrew and Peter Mandelsson did not kill themselves
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Oh do fuck off with this bollocks. Peoples wages are down massively from the start of the Fascist regime, we had austerity that never worked at all except for the rich. Stop with the lies that wages are driving it you absolute wanker
"We cannot continue to have the current level of wage increase"
Bank of England Governor, Andrew Bailey, says the current levels of price setting and wage setting are "unsustainable", after the BoE raises interest rates to 5%.
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The illegal bill for immigration is not the will of any of the people I know, because they are not xenophobic racist bastards
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Is there a single Tory who is not an absolute cunt?
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Ever since I left hospital, Io keeps coming up and wanting to climb up for a cuddle. Really not like her lol, but I think the week away threw her, bless.
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@Chumantastic
No wonder kids then grow up hating or mistrusting the police. That should have been handled much better (and yes, that's after reading the bollocks police version)
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@Miss_Snuffy
Says the person who thought it was funny to share a picture of a dead black woman with her abusive husband rather than the numerous pictures of her in the 47 years since they split
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Anyone else finding their tolerance of racism, genocide, homophobia, Tories, far right, transphobia, gammons, Brexiteers and all round cuntery is zero now?
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If something bad happens to a lawyer after all her rhetoric, Braverman should be tried and sentenced to life for inciting violence
Very dangerous language from the Home Secretary. We have a government currently claiming the fire brigade are enemies of the people. They accuse those fighting to uphold the law of "cheating the system" as much as they do those undermining it. This risks attacks on lawyers.
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So an above inflation pay rise for doing less?
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Suella Braverman had no evidence for ‘fake gay asylum seekers’ claim | openDemocracy
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NHS on knees - Barclay does nothing
Shit in rivers - Coffey does nothing
Schools falling down - Keegan does nothing
Cost of Living crisis - Hunt does nothing
Dorries just does nothing
Unless he gets to ride a chopper - Sunak does nothing
See the trends?
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Yearly reminder that the Holocaust was not just about the Jewish people killed.
Gay people, disabled people and travellers as well as many other were also slaughtered.
I would say never again but sadly there have been many atrocities since then, including by Israel itself
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Apparently, any right wing nutter and half the Tory party can spout absolute shit on GBN and the mainstream media, but the pearl clutching drama if Elton or Lycett do it
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Obviously Twitter must have decided Fairbrass hadn't been hacked with the Auschwitz post. His account has gone
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Guys, I would just like to say a huge thank you to all of you
You have been amazing and kept me going through this time, making me smile when I have been emotional missing my gang
Lots of funnies and you also put up with the occasional swear word ahem
Thanks all ur amazing
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If ever you feel stupid and like you have a low IQ, remember Gillian Keegan exists
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Gammons pearl clutching at something that isn't happening again. If they had brains, even zombies would turn them down for not being nutritious
“Patriots arriving to protect the cenotaph from Palestine protesters”
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British immigrants have gone to live in Spain, France, Germany, Dubai, Australia and many other countries to 'improve their lives' or 'earn more money'. They are not fleeing war or death, yet if anyone else does it, they are up in arms. Hypocrites
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Good for him. BBC should fuck off as it has nothing to do with impartiality. He does a show for them as he does other media. He is not the BBC
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When you get dressed without the lights on
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You just know the anti-Ulez crowd are the same anti-vaccine, anti-green, anti-trans, anti fucking everything gammons
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Very worth watching
The BBC's impartiality rules just let the Government control the media.
We deserve better.
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Now imagine the results if they hadn't already rigged the boundaries, ID voting and sending out free IDs?
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So, is there a bank or building society refusing to cave in to the Tories snooping on their customers or are they all complicit in the invasion of privacy of private bank accounts?
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