I have officially launched the Jenkins Performance merchandise store. Check out whats for sale!

@CrazyWeeMonkey @with_drama_v2 My Mitsubishi is equipped with DPHS (driver paranoia hypervigilant system). It does a great job of telegraphing to the driver that you have exactly one hit point. Total situational awareness is required at all times to operate the machine (just like all the rest)

@Squatch_XXL its a Struthiomimus?

@LeviBetz @Prius_Patrol @_underestm8d @Hannughh 3A92 Swap kit!

@Prius_Patrol @LeviBetz @_underestm8d @Hannughh the blowbymobile? p0420 here we come! catsmokerrs anonymous

@Khorne_berzerk @Rezolite @ehrenloserAlman 0% oregon

"them bolts won't never tighten themselves!"

@LeviBetz @_underestm8d @Hannughh

@LeviBetz @Prius_Patrol @_underestm8d @Hannughh its a new era

@Prius_Patrol @LeviBetz @_underestm8d @Hannughh The Nazis used a car brand to take over Earth and Mars... I got bigger fish to fry now. I must focus my hatred. I will sign a hesitant armistice with subaroid for now 😅

@LeviBetz @_underestm8d @Hannughh ......... At what mileage did your Subaru suffer catastrophic internal engine failure? Imagine you had zero car knowledge what that would be like 😂 And I'm glad you love it and it works for you. I don't hate them 😁 I'm gradually accepting them. Growing is hard 😅

@LeviBetz @_underestm8d @Hannughh There's a lot going on inside of 3800 that made it pretty special and long lived.

@_underestm8d @LeviBetz @Hannughh I gots no problem with that my brother! I love own and operate stupid enjoyment cars myself! Definitely a fun ride! I'm a mobile mechanic specializing in "subsistence cars" and my concerns just aren't valid outside of that realm 😁

@LeviBetz @_underestm8d @Hannughh It will pour out everywhere but probably ain't burning it 😂

@_underestm8d @LeviBetz @Hannughh A 3800 certainly can be built, but that would not be the point 😁. Just imagine a Subaru that would run 300,000 Mi without oil consumption or large repair bill. Like a Buick anything, without a disposable transmission. "Just change the alternator every 3 years"...

@tawmcruise holly crap I forget that sort of thing happens here. Its warmer today in the valley than yesterday! Enjoy the snow in!

@_underestm8d @LeviBetz @Hannughh Never afraid to make unholly bedpartners, they could have just called up GM. Im imagining an alternate history populated by 3800 powered Subaru's.... Gods car.....

@_underestm8d @LeviBetz @Hannughh pros and cons. I see the big gaping hole as missed opportunity. I dont hate them, they pay ok. They also love to reinvent things like power steering pump brackets, just for the engineering excersize. "at least its not a Tesla!"

@LeviBetz @_underestm8d @Hannughh yes, but a v6 has the benifit of displacement, and these things are now up top. I just dont love them very much. Then I see how clean an ls swap looks and im like "damn son, you mean I could change the plugs without cutting my hand with THIS in here?"