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Brah whoever never finish the game of jumanji, you fakas better go finish um 🤦🏻♂️
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my gf might have a dumbass reason not to like you and i love her so i got to support her dumbass reason so i dont like you too bitch 🤷🏻♂️😂
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my girl told me she likes to get teased before sex so when we were about to fuck i said she looks stupid and dumb then she got really mad and didnt want to fuck anymore smh you girls are something else. 🤦🏻♂️🙄
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Never post your achievements on social media, post alcohol and jokes so they’ll think you have no future. People hate progress now days 😂
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local girls now days be like "i got 4 kids named jayden, brayden, zayden and hayden". im over here like damn okayden. 😂
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I remember when i was a kid i could go to 711 with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 musubis, 2 sodas and some li hing mui sour belts. Nowadays they got cameras everywhere.
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I was toxic to someone, i was a blessing to others, others i healed, others i hurt. I can admit that i wasnt always right.
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dont disrespect me cause when its my turn im taking it too far 😂
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Being single is fun until you have no one to talk to at night 😐😂
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When your girlfriend trusted you to hold on tight but you just fuck it all up. 😅💀
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"can you cook?" lol babygirl i can chef you up a whole ass meal and if you have room for dessert i make a bomb ass cream pie 😉🤭
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im from hawaii where "keep talking" means to shut the fuck up before you catch these hands
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dip brow from anastasia, setting spray from urban decay, foundation, eye shadows, concealer, etc. if my girl likes makeup ill pay attention and learn so i can help her out plus it makes it easier to buy gifts, its not hard to support your girls passion for something 🤷🏻♂️
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you cant do this in hawaii, couple shots in and you got people thinking they max holloway yelling out their home town and what area they rep 🤦🏻♂️😂
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idc what anyone says, being posted about feels good, its not even about proving a relationship to everyone its just the fact that someone is proud to be about you and show you off.
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Brah! We got hurricanes, flooding, lava, wildfires, & earthquakes.... which one of you fakas playing jumanji?! 🤔🤦🏻♂️
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if you see my truck with a blue lives matter sticker on it mind your business, my license is suspended
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me and my gf are at the drs and this dr assistant came into our room with attitude and he told her to pee in a cup without telling her the reason why and slammed the door. so my gf said "brb" and all i heard was "AYE YOU FUCKIN RUDE AH!? COMING INTO MY ROOM LIKE THAT" 🤦🏻♂️😂
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who said i cant wash my own plates lol? you and the paper plates probably have something in common, both get used then thrown away after 🚮😂
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Blessuh neva stressuh let me bend you ova until you say yessuh 😉
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Why can't local girls be like "no babe I don't remember" instead of saying "nope wrong bitch" like damn y'all love to argue 🤣
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alcohol taste better when your life is a little fucked up
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His entire career everyone like call him “lie hagi” but this week is his time to shine. ⛈😂
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raw sex and no birth control is the most dangerous game to play. 😂
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wtf are you talking about i cheated on you? i literally took cared of you for months, supported you without asking for anything im return from you and gave you everything i couldnt even give myself. now your pulling the "you cheated on me" card cause i did shit after we BROKE up?
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if were dating and im going out to a party/club dont ever tell me "have fun " tf you mean? get your ass ready cause your coming with me dumbass 🤷🏻♂️
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Single because im picky with who i talk to next, aint trying to waste anymore time 🤷🏻♂️
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its hard leaving someone you love and care about even when you know its toxic cause you see past their flaws and will always see good in that person but always remember you're worth, its okay to leave, its okay to hurt and be sad just know everything will be okay. 🤞🏻
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Unkos 35-40 out here asking "where the hoes" braddah your daughter 🤣
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i wish teen mom would film in hawaii, there's hella content here 🤣
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now days you cant be happy without someone talking shit, spreading rumors or trying to start drama, good thing i know how not to give a fuck 🤷🏻♂️😂
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This is some back blowing, ass clapping, booty rubbing, baby making, titty suckin, cream pie baking, poi pounding weather rn so bebeh girl wya? ⛈🤔
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local girls are a different type of breed, some act all innocent in the beginning but 6 months in and they be tryna rock your jaw every argument you guys have and some girls act like they like you for the person you are but really they like your lifted truck and gold chain. 😂
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To my future girlfriend, during sex i promise to always look you in the eyes and tell you how much i love you and how beautiful you are before i nut all over your face, i cant wait to meet you one day 😭💖
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I hate when girls get mad and use music to talk shit, fuck you and jhene aiko 😒
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ex's be like "i gave you the world" nah bitch you gave me a headache and depression 😂
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One chick posted a picture of her in a bikini on ig saying "2 kids where?" And I commented "probably stay at the grandmas house like always" now im blocked.
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Its pay day about to go cash da check, get one fresh fade then go foodland for some poke and green bottles 😂🤙🏻
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a CAR is a CAR. a JOB is a JOB don't let people belittle you
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Girls who were mean back in high school talking about “support my business “ lol get the fuck outta here bitch 😂
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some girls get beaten up by their boyfriends and still be sticking around saying "i see something in him". bitch WTF you see? a rematch? 🤦🏻♂️😂
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every manapua man needs a tracker cause i hate running around chasing these fakas, i just want my pork hash and noodles 🤦🏻♂️
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To all the girls in hawaii, just because we have gold chains, fresh fade every week, drives one shmood truck/car, have nice eyebrows, a tribal tatted on our arm or leg, from a certain city, and give you the “fuck me” eyes dont mean we are all fuck boys smh 🤦🏻♂️
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to all you fakas blowing fireworks every night, wat you do for a living? asking for me
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Why is everyone adding “spoOky” infront of their names? Are you guys going to change it to “hoe,hoe,hoe” when it hits December? 🤔☃️
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I dont know who needs to hear this but, there comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldnt even jump puddles for you.
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Partying with people who are heartbroken is wild... they be drinking to die 😭
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dont rub my past in my face cause we all did shit we aint proud of.
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Christmas this year is gonna be rough. some people lost their jobs, homes, and are struggling to live all because of this virus. so before you get mad cause you didn't get what you want just remember, whats more important is whose around your tree rather than what’s under it.
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everyone wants a "real" relationship but are you ready for the days yall fight and seems like it may not work out, tears, those boring days, people tryna break yall up, sacrifices, etc. its not always happy and if you can't be committed or handle you're better off single. 🤷🏻♂️
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“Babe give me some lovin, hurry before the light turns green” 😂
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holy shit. bro you fuck up this relationship you dumb dumb 😳
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Anyone else wanna take a stroll to kahuku for this 😳
I saw someone post a poke plate made by some random dude. I added the random dude. Drove cross island in traffic for it. And now I got it. Hahahaha this is big as my lap. Charged $8 but I paid $10 lol
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if you're thinking about shooting your shot with a single girl thats pretty and have all her shit together, you have about a good week to impress her before her Ex with the lifted yota and gold chain who sell drugs part time wants to make it right for the 87th time. 😂
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Im tired of wasting my time already, my next relationship either gonna lead to a wedding or a funeral. Bitch you choose, all white or all black 🤷🏻♂️😂
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imagine pushing away someone who genuinely cares about you, have fun with that L.
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if were dating and you dont like the beach the least you can do is make pretty pretty and play monk seal while im in the water 🤦🏻♂️
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kids dont even call you a “doodoo head” no more they just call you a bitch
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For all you loyal girls who got fucked over dont worry, ill be there with a shoulder to cry on and a dick to ride on y’all deserve better💖✊🏻
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living in hawaii you have to understand that red lights means stop, green lights means go, and yellow light means speed the fuck up and make it through the light before it turns red 🤷🏻♂️😂
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Its funny when i hear some guys that be like “i like one girl with black hair, big boobs, fat ass, 5’0-5’6 with one nice smile” bro watchu think this is? Build a bitch workshop? 🤦🏻♂️😂
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find someone who doesnt make you sad at night, someone who reminds you they love you everyday, who laughs at the jokes and genuinely wants to be with you, someone who doesnt second guess their love for you
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my girlfriend will be like " i miss you" & when i go to see her shes mean to me the whole time. wtf you miss? bullying me? 🤦🏻♂️💖
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tip for everybody, DONT rush into a relationship! in the beginning is always perfect until you see how they really are 🚮
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“Did you cum in me?”
First of all, you called me daddy so i thought you wanted to have kids. 🥴
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people who dont respect other peoples relationships is straight trash 😂🚮
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blow her back, clap those cheeks, suck the shit out of them titties, eat her out until her legs starts to shake, utu bang bang right into her guts then heart, show your girl that you love and appreciate her by hitting it right. 🤷🏻♂️💖
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no matter how bad we ended, if you ever need anything. just ask someone else
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i dont know who needs to hear this but stop checking on that person that doesn't check on you. they dont care or give a fuck you're wasting your time, move on and find someone who will appreciate your concern.
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no more lurking on your social media. having the urge to text you. asking people about you. staying up late to think about where i went wrong. no more you.
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wearing cheap clothes or driving a old car doesn't make you broke! remember, you got a family to feed not a community to impress
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You ever hear a rumor about yourself and wanna hear more? Like damn wtf did i do next? 😧
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Welcome to hawaii, where it takes 38 minutes to tell everyone it was a mistake 🤦🏻♂️😂
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dating someone from hawaii you really cant act surprised if they fucked 2-3 of your friends before you, this island is too small 🤦🏻♂️😂
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did you ever have to keep yourself busy to feel okay? yea that shit sucks.
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Being single is fun until you find yourself laying in bed staring at the wall hoping for someone to text you. 🤦🏻♂️😂
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Want a relationship where i dont have to worry about what my other half be doing when im not around 💯
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my toxic trait is putting leftovers in the refrigerator knowing i'm not touching it again 😂
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Some guys be ready to do 25 to life for their boyz but cant even do a 8 hour shift for their kids 🤦🏻♂️
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its not a waste of time to fight with someone WHO loves you, its a waste of time to fight with some TO love you. there's a big difference
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i promise it would be your own boys tryna hit up your ex right after the relationship ends, good thing me and mines is still close and she tells me exactly which boy hits her up and what they say 🤭🐍
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you're not a snack if everyone's had a bite, you a free sampo. 🤭☕️
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fireworks going off every fucking night, wtf y'all celebrating? unemployment? 🤦🏻♂️
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local girls be cute until they pull out a beer.
nvm this bitch about cheehoo and skank that whole night to some rebel souljahz 🤦🏻♂️🍻
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i dont have alot of friends, i just know alot of people 🤷🏻♂️
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i tell everybody im good cause wtf you gonna do if im not?
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idc how fat the party is, how much functions is happening tonight, my girl comes first and im doing whatever she wants to do 🤷🏻♂️
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i stopped sending paragraphs, stopped begging, stopped telling people how to treat me, and started walking away, blocking, and distancing myself. sometimes being alone is better than being surrounded by half ass people.
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i'm at that awkward age where half of my friends are getting married and having kids, and the other half are tryna find their soul mates at moani's, mai tai's, and 604 🤦🏻♂️😂
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