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@WheresWis
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They’re in an open relationship, they was on that channel 4 show open house 😭
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IF I SEND YOU THIS JUST ONOW YOUR GIRL IS CHEATING ON YOU OPENLY
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@WheresWis
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"It's not that deep," until it happens to you
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@stanfield_12 Series 2 episode 1😭😭😭
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Calling Meghan Markle a black woman 🤝 telling mixed race folk they’re not black
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Primary School when my mum watched my twin bro pour lemonade on the floor and beat the shit out of both of us 😡
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JAVON NEW ACCOUNT‼️ 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
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Lads? When did you first realise that women were CRAZY crazy?
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They tried to recall Digga D for being at a BLM protest not too long ago yet him being recalled now is because he loves prison🤦🏾‍♂️🥴
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@WheresWis
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#UniAdvice Be prepared for some of the biggest paigons when your doing group work at Uni
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I watched this show like a month ago and remembered their faces 😂😭
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@SantsRNTL The husband is on that Open House: The great experiment show on channel 4😭 I think they’re in an open relationship
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@WheresWis
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Only broke girls think not having a car is a sign of being broke😂
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@WheresWis
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My girl at a lingerie party with mandem? Loool I'll knock someone's head off their shoulders😂
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@WheresWis
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@BlackWillyX If it isn’t the Punani patrole
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@WheresWis
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Clavish, Youngs Teflon, Rimzee, Tiny Boost- 4 of us
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@WheresWis
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Stop having to picture your sister, mum, or females close to you to understand that certain things are wrong, fuck sake
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@WheresWis
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Why are black people expected to fight everyone’s battle, people really feel entitled to our labour, I know you ain’t ask Molly Mae
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@WheresWis
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There’s this weird misconception that Monzo is a lesser bank than high street ones? They all have the same £85,000 FSCS protection?😂
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@BelovedBaje “I shower every hour and brush after bite of food I take”
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What’s funny is Ovie never receives this kinda corn and he’s made his type very clear loooool
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@WheresWis
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#TipsForYear12s DONT DO A LEVEL MATHS UNLESS YOU GOT A* IN MATHS AT GCSE
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@WheresWis
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@KentUnion this wasn't a mistake, if you had actually involved the ACS then this wouldn't have happened 😴
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@WheresWis
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Yxng Bane getting robbed doesn’t mean Niggas aren’t loyal, it means they probs were never his niggas like that loool
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South London has the worst links ever, how’s the quickest way from Catford to Croydon through London Bridge 😓
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@WheresWis
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Some of you man love to put this Savage persona on twitter looool. It’s ok to like your girl you know
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@WheresWis
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If you want to blow fast in the UK you have to make drill or afroswing and be accepted by GRM daily😂 that has been the formula the past few years. Cause UK consumers like to be told who to listen to
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@WheresWis
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Some of you are in the comments screaming”this guy loves jail” but we’re screaming black lives matter a few weeks ago. What is it then, are the police and the system corrupt or do these man “love” jail
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Love how the second brother came back it no questions asked
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Davido is 100% bigger than Kehlani looool
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How can the biggest artist on the YAM Carnival line up only get to perform 4 songs??? Techincal team were not on job... Kehlani deserves better
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Some of the most respectful and polite people I’ve met have been on serious shit
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People that are rude to strangers are a mess. Even the baddest bad man of them all’s default setting is to be respectful
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You can’t even leave shit on your dresser in peace
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if u keep your lotion & deodorant on your dresser u tacky
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@WheresWis
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We’re not gonna pretend black women didn’t corn black men for being blick, having big lips and big noses when we were in school looooool
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Anti-Hero🚫🦸‍♂️ The Mixtape. Out now on all platforms 😈
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I got the facking job mate!!!! I haven’t cried since I was a small boy but I’m close Ngl
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@WheresWis
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Martial is only responsible for his Child, why should he be responsible for maintaining his ex wife's lifestyle? You lot are buzzing
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@WheresWis
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@YNGM_sants When you pree the stats on the average total household incomes by ethnicities you’ll soon realise 95% of twitter lie lie lie about money 😂
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@WheresWis
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Ole Money Out nowwwwwww baby😤 Featuring @lxdxp produced by @GYPTXVN On YouTube via @paradoujin Official Video: All other platforms: Let’s get it
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Not Dutchavelli pretending the messages are fake as if someone can photoshop his scratchy voice notes 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@WheresWis
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Date who you like, but stop trying to hold on to labels like “pro black” of you’re chasing white people
@respawnedtarga1
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Ppl in interracial relationships need to start telling ppl to fuck off, u aint gotta explain ur choices to nobody dont let socials fool u. Dr umar nem are purely for entertainment
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@WheresWis
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Why do people take the holocaust a lot more seriously than slavery? Especially in the education system?
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Wisdom- Bass Reeves (Official Music Video)
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@stanfield_12 100% is, 34 mins 😭 they’re both called kinda, I don’t forget faces
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@WheresWis
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Just like how we underestimated the UK choosing Brexit
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People are underestimating the Reform UK vote y’know, cos a lot of young people are voting for them too.
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I’m scared for when women like you have children, is this what you’re going to tell your son when he tells you he’s being bullied for being dark skinned?
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This is why they were battling for Meghan Markle to be black
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@WheresWis
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The Project of the year is coming. Writers Block EP Out August 15th 2019.
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@WheresWis
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Unfortunately there’s already people in the UK making real different, creative music but because GRM or Link up don’t share it people don’t care for it
@omozay
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U.K. artists need to be so much more creative to gain a wider audience uno - they need to start making music that puts them clear of the rest. You need that magic song.. once you find that - you’re gone. Consistency & Creativity in both quality and quantity, J Hus has that.
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@WheresWis
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Shaming fat people and shaming skinny people is the same loool
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@WheresWis
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My first project #WritersBlock will be available on all platforms August 15th 2019. Artwork by @jxmeel1 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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These man are toooooo greazy
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If Chip wasn’t living in Stormzys head rent free he wouldn’t have gone to his house😂 This narrative you guys are spinning is so moist
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@stefflondon Loool just apologise and stop lying
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@dxniro @MRAJ_1 Very hembarrasing🤦🏾‍♂️
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UKTLTEA ☕️
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This you?
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Any way that’s all there is to say. Here’s what the people have been waiting for, @WisdomTheWriter - Writers Block Out now on all platforms!!!
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@WheresWis
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Omds, I just spilled coffee on someone’s shoe on the train😭 I couldn’t even take the shame I ran off the train at the wrong stop
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@WheresWis
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Being a black owned business is not enough for me to just give you my money unfortunately
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@WheresWis
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I think people concentrate on Rivas fashion sense too much, she actually seems down to earth and makes a lot of sense #BKChatLDN
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@WheresWis
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@KinikiJones Then the same girls were on Oluwa Jacks and Loftus cheeks balls 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️
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@WheresWis
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But if she said “I’m British but my parents are Caribbean” you’d call her a c00n
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Met a girl with a strong British accent & when someone asked where she was from she said she was Jamaican & Guyanese. So i asked her where’s her accent from & she said she was born & raised in the UK. Her dad (that she’s never met) is Jamaican & she’s also never been there… 😒😒
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Nigga like me will stay on till the last stop even if I’m meant to get off the next stop
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What in the Rosa Parks?
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Wait wait wait, Dot Rotten sent for Jay1, shegged the mix for the song and released it and still got paid £15k? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bass Reeves Music Video Out 1/12/2019. Stick ‘em up🙌🏾🔫
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Strawberry Miranda is childish
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#QuestionOfTheDay What is your go-to chicken shop drink? 🤔 Join the conversation!!
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So black Women who wear weave hate them selves? Or is self hate only preserved for Black Men 😂
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Anti-Hero 🚫🦸‍♂️. The Mixtape💿. Out 18.09.2020
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Black Women are beautiful anyway
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🚫🦸‍♂️ 💿 Out 18.09.2020
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“What’s the difference between being paid for sex and having it for free” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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I’ve always said fashion ain’t even about liking the clothes in our community, it’s simply about flexing on each other 😂
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@WheresWis
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This new job role I’m in is really amazing 🥰 Covid-19 messed up a lot of shit but handed me new opportunities 🙏🏾
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Problem is you’re fully aware of what’s going on in Congo and still decided to go with that distasteful c00nish joke, and apparently refused to apologise when PK said you should at the end. This apology is air man.
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Some of you are 25+ still banging on about two 10 year olds in your primary school saying they were Jamaican (defo not as common as you make it out) and come out with shit like this cause you secretly feel above Africans😴
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Cats got my tongue. New Music Out soon
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“I won’t scratch unless a mans itching and I don’t dance unless I like the music” @WisdomTheWriter ft @lxdxp - Ole Money [Prod. By @GYPTXVN ] Out now on on YouTube via @paradoujin . Let’s get it💵💵💵💵
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@YNGM_sants They’d rather fake it for the socials till they’re 30 rather than get their head down 🤦🏾‍♂️
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This beef has got bare man lying. Youngs Teflon??? As in the Young One????? One flow??
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Anthony Martial when he scores
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Massive congrats to Vijay on achieving A*A*A*A* and he is off to Cambridge to study Natural Sciences. Well done and best wishes Vijay.
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Weren’t you upset because you couldn’t get into DSTRKT?
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The last tune I’m dropping of 2019 is a Grime tune with my guy @kibo_69 , brace yourselves
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Just found a @KABzINSIDE exclusive in my drive, 50 likes and I’ll leak it
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Pray for my Uncle, he just confirmed he has the rona 😖
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These two are just nasty man
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These are her colleagues lool. How about Mariam and Adeola?
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Have Filly, Chunkz, Konan etc come out in defence of Nella? Considering they’re her friends and co-stars?
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I don’t care, as a man, if you don’t like football at all you’re a weirdo, even in school the weirdest guys had no interest in football
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You see the tiniest girls on here demanding 6 footers😂😂
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Anyway I’m doing a Grime 2 ep, who wants to werk
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Nahhhhhhhhh they’re mocking it
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Nah guys listen to the sound quality pls 💀 #yamcarnival
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@LadyBlxsm This doesn’t make this list any less shit🥴
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Damn first release of 2021😼 Myself and @BigNate237 - So much to say 🗣 Out next Friday (7th May) 📆 Pre save available on Spotify and Apple music NOW - Produced by @GYPTXVN ✅ Mixed and mastered by @fxllen1
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@WisdomTheWriter x @Kishfantastic Chargy! [Prod. By @mannydubbs ] Out now on all platforms
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My first Drop of the year is finally here @WisdomTheWriter ft @kibo_69 Mr Flanders [Prod. By @GYPTXVN ] Out now on Spotify!
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I don’t even know this nigga
@sheilacandoit
remi 🏳️‍⚧️
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Would you throw your 4th @ in here for $500 million?
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Your boyfriends moist
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@WisdomTheWriter - Bass Reeves (Official Music Video) Out 01.12.19 via @paradoujin Stick ‘em up 🙌🏾🔫
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Take that up with your queen and the ministry of defence, furthermore why would you accept £1000 a month to fight in war? Are you an adrenaline junkie?
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My twitter is still logged on to someone’s phone and that prick will tweet “finna bash” every so often 😡
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@Anthzz_DK Gonna tell man “I’ve had it harder than you stop complaining”
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These mans obsession is so unhealthy, these are children and you’re talking about bbc?
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