Gonna link all my stories in one thread, starting with the most important thing of all! IF YOU LIKE MY STORIES SO MUCH THAT YOU WISH YOU COULD'VE PAID FOR THEM, GIVE ME MONEY HERE:

@duolingo You tell me an owl just happens to die like that? No, he orchestrated it! JIMMY!

RT @CatsByTheKilo: I’d also accept $50-60. I’ve lost interest in using her as I have too many OCs, and just want her going to someone who’l…

@fairlyoddfi Always baffling when people leave hate comments for stuff like this on Twitter

RT @CatsByTheKilo: Does anyone want to buy a beary obese bear? Looking to make some spending money, and I feel like someone else could use…

@PaintTheRabbit 🐰Congrats on 3k!

RT @PaintTheRabbit: HAPPY 3K FOLLOWERS!! Here's a raffle to celebrate ! To join- - follow, like and repost! - comment your ref below! - a…

@greeny_woof POV: you're awoken in the middle of the night after doing some cow-tipping

@LazyLardFeline Hopefully one day you get too big to reach your belly and write on it

@dotssu Corporate Memphatass

@beastbizkit @mysterymanedits Is that the leader of the amazon moon bitches? Deep cut

@mysterymanedits Neytiri from Avatar

@FluffyStuffy21 From twink to Twinkie

@silhoue_Fat

RT @xeler_jir: YCH🎨(Reminder, oops) You get both characters. 125💰 Form:

@bouncyfurry Don't dead, open inside

@vanillaru02 @MistyPurpull If liking fat slug TF is weird, then I don't wanna be normal

@vanillaru02 Sorry, I'm already going to economy class Heaven

RT @watchfulwrocket: And another commission finished! Also, shameless plug: If you like my art and want to see more, please be sure to…

@chell_chip @RetroGumbo Oh, the weird autismplay stuff.

@RetroGumbo @chell_chip "God, I wanna see her fat ass take up disability seating she doesn't need on public transit..."