Dawg, I fucked these two prostitutes last night, but I didn’t know they was prostitutes til I dropped them off at home and they wasn’t getting the fuck out my car. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
As I’m tryna exit the elevator this bitch grabs my Cuban link and says, “give us gold bitch” 😭😭 and they broke my shit. Idgaf bitch I got it from shopgld anyway it’s fake dumbass. 😭😭
These hoes said they was tryna have fun. I didn’t know that translates to “I’m tryna sell pussy” like 😭😭😭😭😭 overseas is so different bruh like what the fuck
So me and her are wrestling for my phone and her friend is blocking the elevator like the bouncer at the club when he won’t let you in cause you got on jordans.
THIS B*TCH STEALS MY PHONE and RUNS INSIDE HER APARTMENT COMPLEX. 😭😭 then she comes back outside and said, “call your phone when you go to cash machine”. 😭😭
Meanwhile, my Homie is nowhere to be found I’m like bruh where is this nigga bro. 😭😭😭 these hoes just kept hitting me so I slapped the fuck out one of them like bitch. Stop playing w me and I ran out the elevator on level 3 or some shit I don’t fucking know.
I FINALLY GET MY PHONE so they live on Level 40. So I’m hitting every button before 40 hoping someone gets in the elevator. 😭 this how I’m hitting every button and these hoes are tagging me like boxing me. 😭😭
That’s Lil Dydy, Jordan, and Deejay2hunna contribution. You just ran with the sauce. Real ones know, but we appreciate it. S/o to COLUMBUS, GEORGIA. real 706 shit.
Dawg I understand the bullshit we went through as children shapes up and molds us into the people we are today, but when you become an adult...TAKE OWNERSHIP OF YOUR LIFE. Stop letting that shit be the reason why you’re a fucked up person. YOURE GROWN.
When we say become business owners, we mean for useful shìt. Open a mental health place, a law firm, tech repair shop, liquor (in a white community) store, appliance store, gas station, etc.
Please stop allowing people to pick and choose when they want your company. Stop allowing them when to pick and choose when they want to converse with you. Stop allowing them to pick and choose when they want to be apart of your life.
“He should’ve complied to the officers and he wouldn’t have gotten shot.” sounds a lot like “she shouldn’t have worn that dress out if she didn’t wanna get sexually assaulted”.
Y’all suck at arcade games, don’t watch sports so don’t go to games, can’t bowl, suck at anything where you have to be active. I see why y’all get fat. All y’all do is eat and drink esp for dates.
We should normalize giving people their flowers and letting them know how much they mean to you and how much you love them on REGULAR DAYS. Not just holidays, celebrations, or when they’re going to hard times. Can we normalize that???????
If “being pussy” and walking away from a situation means imma live to see tomorrow then I’ll be pussy every day of the week. Folks be to ready to die over shit nobody gone give a fuck about in a couple hours.
Idk with y’all fascination and FETISH with having a hard life or “getting it out the mud”, but it’s super weird lol. I understanding gaining self fulfillment and satisfaction from overcoming adversity, but if you don’t have to do that, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO?
Niggas used to dedicate their 2,600th tweet to folks. Niggas had their twitter wife/husband in their bio. Tweet each other good morning. Allat man. Them was the good ole days.
The Eastside of ColGA is just so bad now dawg. I remember walking around Wellborn, the Heights, Floyd Rd, Eagle Point, Forrest Park, etc with literally not a worry in the world. Kids now a days will never know that feeling.