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Horse racing fan, cask ale imbiber, especially #BlackCountry ones, ex #NHS worker, fish & chip aficionado. Arsenal Bondholder & full time carer since Jan 2011.

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Joined February 2013
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Sean Connery is trending but it was Roger Moore who was the gentleman inside and outside of his 007 character.
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Honey I Shrunk the Kidneys #FilmsAboutTheBody
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Name this lovely pair, wrong answers only.
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@dunbarnews Mother of Gogh!
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When Tory MPs like Nigel Evans are more concerned about the chimes of #BigBen than poverty, homelessness & our #NHS , you know we're screwed.
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. @BBCiPlayer Could I ask why Early Doors isn't on your platform please? @EarlyDoorsClips @jane_2504
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@jslovechild Is coming like a ghost town...
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Well after a bit of a struggle that's the tree up! 🎄
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Roxette singer Marie Fredriksson dies, aged 61
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7 months
Some bad news from the hospital, I need a bone biopsy to determine the type of infection I have, I'm struggling to see my phone screen atm so I won't be answering replies to this post but thank you for your kind wishes.
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4 years
It's all happening in Kettering!
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6 years
Our electricity usage per person has dropped to the levels of the mid 1980's, so remind me why we need smart meters again? 🙄
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7 years
Wishing everyone a fantastic #NorfolkDay
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Happy birthday to my lovely mother.
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Well Stanley, that's another fine pub you've gotten me into. @jslovechild
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5 years
RIP Thomas 😔
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Queen's Christmas speech leaked...
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7 years
Poor old Sir Eric Pickles, he'll soon have to start paying for his own food.
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8 years
So Barry Manilow comes out as gay, in other news the Pope admits to being a Catholic and bears were spotted defecating in woods.
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5 years
My nephew went skiing in Italy with his school over half term, he's now in a blue light ambulance en route to City Hospital with suspected #Coronavirus , fingers crossed it purely precautionary. 😷🤒🤞
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6 years
I've just been on the Cyrille Regis tram.
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7 years
Farewell Cyrille Regis R.I.P.
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6 years
Arguably the greatest footballer England has ever produced, Dudley born Duncan Edwards would've been 82 today.
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5 years
Exactly 7 weeks ago today I blacked out and damaged my lower back, after two weeks of strong prescribed painkillers and nearly 5 weeks of a mixture of Paracetamol and Ibuprofen I'm virtually pain free and haven't needed any medication for the last two days. 😊
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6 years
Perfect! Forfar 5 East Fife 4 (on penalties (
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3 years
Those electric scooters around West Brom are a proper nuisance.
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4 years
I've just watched Emmerdale and not one of the Dingles mentioned getting beaten by West Brom at the weekend.
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4 years
@Darrell_Clem @ReturnofR I could happily live the rest of my life without hearing another U2 track. 😊
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7 years
#AwfullyBritishHighwayCode Only obey signs that are in use.
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3 years
Seven years ago today I lost my father to dementia related illnesses, here we are in sillier times. 😊
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2 years
Last pub until Boxing Day, a couple of pints of the excellent @holdensbrewery Old Ale, only a mere 7.2%! 🥴
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7 years
My GP says I have kleptomania, but he doesn't know what I should take for it.
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7 years
My nephew just got his @BCFC shirt signed by Trevor Francis. @humptyfray @MrBlueSky1704 @WordyGurdyMan @hally1956
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@jslovechild Have you been to Liverpool for a cock tug? 🤔
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@Gunnersc0m That looks suspiciously like Harry Kane.
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Hurrah! My mother has been discharged from Sandwell Hospital with nothing more than a few bruises. 😊
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1 year
My mother's just tried to get up off the sofa, fell back and slipped off the edge, two me and a neighbour 20 minutes to get her back up, awaiting an ambulance to check her hip over. 😕
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. @Ian_Fraser How capitalism works via @MartinShovel
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@Shithotish @SkyNews Too big to get on.
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I'm going to be discharged from hospital at some stage today and continue my course of antibiotics at home prior to my big operation to remove my dead kidney.
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3 years
@lordtoddwadley Exactly, as far as I know Roger Moore is the only Bond who has never moaned about the role, he absolutely loved playing him.
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5 years
Went down the crematorium with my mother this morning on what would've been my dad's birthday and also their wedding anniversary.
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4 years
Where I make a guest appearance at the start of side two.
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3 years
🎶 Not bleakly, not meekly Beat me on the bottom with the Woman's Weekly Let's do it, let's do it tonight 🎶
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4 years
There's a lot of gloating on here about London, and parts of Essex & Herts, having to move into Tier 3, this is not a race to the bottom, we'd all like to be in Tier 2 or lower where hospitality is open and we can all go to the pub and have a pint without a "substantial meal"
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6 years
Some very sad news, @arnos321 passed away last night, Tony was a massive @Arsenal fan, drove trains on @piccadillyline and was an active member of @CAMRA_Official in London, we'd been great mates for nearly 30 years and I am inconsolable. 😢 #GoonerFamily More details to follow
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I've some bad news, I'm in Sandwell A+E with my mother who's suffering with a heightened heart rate which could signify the start of a bladder or bowel infection, consequently I'm going to have to miss @itspetergabriel 's gig in Brum tonight, mother's come first, last and always.
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5 years
@TheReal_JesusC @JohnEJefferson Thomas Cook needed a fraction of this but was allowed to go to the wall. 🙄
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Is there a more glorious sight on a sunny August lunchtime? @thebathams
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3 years
One of my lovely neighbours has brought over a load of rhubarb so crumble's on the menu tomorrow, who's in? 😋
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5 years
It's a blinking COB, what's wrong with you people? 😜
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Teacake or A Breadcake? #StartAnArgumentIn4Words
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Just enough battery power to tell everyone my urology consultant has DISCHARGED me, I can now wee with impunity! 🎉🎊🎈
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For those of you kind enough to ask after my nephew Max, he's been discharged and told not to leave home for at least 48 hours, which means no school until Monday but he'll have to miss travelling to Millwall to watch his beloved Birmingham City tonight! 😊 @BCFC
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Saw Bulgaria trending and thought the worst for the oldest Womble.
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4 years
Finally! 😋
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7 years
Just back from the breast clinic with my mother, she found a lump a fortnight ago, but thankfully has been given the all clear. 👍
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1 year
@paullewismoney Many ticket offices are manned by a person who's also responsible for setting up the disabled ramps, also you can't ask a question of a self service ticket machine.
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3 years
A pint of @thebathams and a mossive cheese and onion cob. 😋
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5 years
What a gent! The owner of my local newsagent/convenience shop has dropped round two bags for my mother and I, each containing a prepacked sarnie, a packet of crisps, a chocolate bar and a piece of fruit saying he wants to look after his regular customers. 🤗🥇 #CoronaVirus
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2 years
I've done my good deed for the day, an elderly lady opened her purse and the wind took £25 in notes, your hero pursued and caught said notes. 😇
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4 years
I haven't posted much today as my mother took a tumble this morning, hit her head & ripped two flaps of skin from her elbow, phoned 111 & the District Nurses, the DN came to dress her elbow and checked her over, they're back on Tuesday to change the dressing.👍 @Buster3640
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3 years
Still a bargain at £3.80 😋
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@jslovechild Albert Tatlock looked suitably impressed.
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As I care for my elderly mother I've taken the decision to STAY AT HOME for the foreseeable future, it's likely to be a long haul so keep safe everyone. 😊
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@jslovechild Three pints of Mild and a packet of crisps please!
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My dad passed away three years ago today, we're off to the crem to lay some flowers for him.
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4 years
It's my birthday tomorrow, drop by from around 8am to virtually share this 7.4% Breakfast Stout! 😋
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1 year
Hearing Trevor Francis has died aged 69, here he is with my nephew a few years ago.
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3 years
Did you have a nice little nap @realclintonb ?
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Two halves of @thebathams XXX and two pints of their glorious Mild in The @bathamsKA , the XXX tastes much better than the last couple of years offerings IMHO.
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4 years
Obviously a Democat...
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Knowing that I'm housebound after being discharged from hospital an old mate thoughtfully brought me some freshly fried fish and chips for my lunch today. 😋
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7 years
Queen Elizabeth doesn't remember any Duchy of Lancaster tax havens as she was drunk and now chooses to live as a gay man. #ParadisePapers
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I'm having a ploughman's lunch, he'll be furious when he finds out I've pinched it.
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Surely this is the @realclintonb
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>Morning all😊
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On the eve of the 28th anniversary of Hillsborough that oaf MacKenzie had to open his toxic mouth. #JFT96
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Just heard a heartwarming tale from an elderly neighbour, the staff of @homebargains West Brom are approaching senior citizens near the soap shelves asking if they want any hand sanitiser, because they're keeping it "in the back" to stop the selfish sods from bulk buying it. 😊
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6 years
Irish woman who married ghost of 300-year-old pirate says they have split up, she finally saw through him...
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3 years
Well I'm doing my bit! 🍻🥴
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Ladies & gentleman, I give you The West Brom Eye, on a clear day you can see Ladbrokes, McDonalds and Poundland!
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You really are lower than a snake's belly. 😡
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Now it's December I can put our nativity scene on the sideboard.
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Who could resist such an offer?
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5 years
Thought I'd have a damp stagger up to the newest @thebathams house and I wasn't disappointed, Mild and ham & tomato cobs both excellent! 🍻😋
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8 years
If the Escape To Victory game was reported on Ceefax.
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8 years
Guessing that the same newspaper that called Graham Taylor a turnip will be fawning over him tomorrow, same as they did with George Michael.
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@Trumpton_camra @Unexplained @roZA2uZ That's worse than looking at an infinity pool. 😱
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2 years
The Prime Minister isn't the head of state, and the incoming one hasn't been elected democratically or otherwise.
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Always fascinates me, the Buckingham palace has a grand gate and a driveway, a huge lawn, a lobby for guests. But the democratically elected head of state has this. It’s by design?
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My nephew turns eighteen today and he's taking us to The Pie Factory in Tipton to celebrate, I've promised to buy him his first pint of Lumphammer! 🍺
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"I was just searching for the Gross Domestic Product of the British Virgin Islands when I accidentally opened PornHub"
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A real man can only take so much smoked salmon.
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🎶 It lies with me!" cried the Queen of Maybe 🎶
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A #HappyNewYear to everyone except those doing #DryJanuary . I gave up drinking once, it was the worst two hours of my life! 🍻
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