When I cut my hair I was worried about looking like a boy. The last time I had my hair this short was pre-puberty and umm yeah it wasn’t like this. Thank God for puberty coz the girl in the mirror is 🔥🔥
#WCW
I asked Liv to move away from the window coz there is so much lightning (the Zimbo in me can’t deal). She replied “lightning strikes the tallest object. I’m not the tallest object here, you are!” 😫🙆🏾♀️
Earlier today, while trying to take pictures of my child, she pointed to some people sitting outside. She asked me what they were doing. When I said I don’t know, she told me to take pictures of them and leave her alone 😶😯
Stop that.
Put that back.
Get down
YEYI
NO
Sit down
Yekela khonokho
YEYI
Don’t do that
Kanti susenzani
Ngizaku qoqoda
You’re making a mess
No. No. No.
Wenzelani khonokho kanti
Afternoons with my toddler 😨
Wami asked if she could sit next to me during my conference call. I told her she would have to stay quiet, no talking. She’s sitting there watching YouTube then laughs out loud. I’m like hey I said no talking. She says “I just laughed though, I didn’t talk!”
This mjolo thing has owners. Some of us even kuma talking stages akusangeneki coz you give undoda your number avele angene on some I hope your husband / bf won’t kill me!
Wami: Mummy, when we are gone I miss Gogo.
Me: but when she’s here you’re ignoring her half the time.
Wami: Gogo doesn’t understand. Sometimes I want to talk to her and sometimes I don’t but she just keeps talking to me 😂
Earlier today, Wami found a deck of cards and she was asking me to teach her how to play. I’m thinking wehluleka ukutshova ibhayisikili sugijimela ukutshova amakhasi !
You know what’s worse than the “send me a picture” crew? The ones who randomly send you their picture hoping you return favor 🙅🏽♀️🤦🏾♀️ Angidlali njalo!
Y’all’s MCMs be wilding. Exchanged phone numbers with one the other evening. One text exchange later I was being propositioned for a 3some. Sir whatever you’re on, I want none of it. Ngi shook!
My child said her teacher will be out on Friday and so she doesn’t want to go to school. When I asked why not, she said whenever there’s a different teacher she has to keep correcting the way they say her name 😏
Before bed Liv asked me to get her some Gucci shoes and socks 😆 festofol sis can you spell Gucci? 2. Uyake ubone iGucci lapha ekhaya? 3. Yhu, imhlolo ka James!
A short story:
Feb / Mar besixoxisana lomunye ubhudi. Duku duku wanyamalala. October saw izithombe zomtshado wakhe. December nango sephendukile kuma inbhokisi
@Wenkosi
Iqiniso lihle. Umendo is a milestone in a woman's life. Bonke osisi bafuna ukuba ngo Misisi. They dream of their wedding day from an early age and when that day comes they go all out to outdo other weddings.
Ungazibona ungumfazi ufika 35 years ungendanga, wehlulekile empilweni.
Morning laughs courtesy of Wami.
She’s in the bath tub playing with her duck. She squeezes it and it makes that weird sound.
Wami: duckie, you suza? Say excuse me!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have no idea why I just remembered the day I was robbed at gun point in broad day light while talking to my ex on the phone. My ex could hear everything and he told me to hand the robber the phone so he could talk to him ......
My child will pretend she doesn't understand isiNdebele when she doesn't want to do something. She's over here saying "Mum why are you speaking to me in Spanish?"
Watching Peppa pig and I notice that the parents also refer to each other as Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig. Reminds me of Ndebele parents referring to each other as Na Mfana or Sa Mfana like they don’t have names!
I spend my evenings and weekend days saying (sometimes shouting):
Wenzani (what are you doing)?
Wenzelani khonokho (Why are you doing that)?
Yekela khonokho (Stop that)!
Yehla khonapho (Get down from there)!