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army seals second platoon strongman, follow me for my good opinions! @CorporateStudi2 : Business/art/main account. @CSCCommand : Fun cute comic: "Pandorango"

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Curious George
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Another selection of exquisite taste for @utar33 . Harley Quinn, no makeup.
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I refuse to watch DBZ Kai because my assumption is that they cut out most of the episodes involving Bulma in a grey tank top and panties.
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You never stood a chance.
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Ugh now that I have less reason to bitch about my lineart, I have to actually learn how to color to even things out. #Raven #TeenTitans
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There's a gentleperson named @jaegerpolizei who has drawn about a zillion fanarts for me, and what courtesy have I shown in return? NONE. I'D'VE BEEN A BETTER HOST HAD I PUNCHED HIM ABOUT THE HEAD AND NECK. Featuring @thomasroiloup 's Laily and my Princess.
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@4chan_green I see two good looking sets of hips.
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This is as close to a valentines picture as I'm going to get. They are in bunny suits because catgirls outfits are not generationally appropriate. BTW: 18 sent Videl's pigtails to another dimension for discovering her secret. That's why they never came back.
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5 years
Pantboy (a @Yosemite_Slam affiliate) commissioned me to draw a comic of @DrGraevling 's character Alia. As you can see I like to work in subtext.
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The Whitest girls you know, brought to you by @gardnerverse : Marty, Pea, Beanie and Howler, half of whom are varying degrees of British, are at a music festival and they need sun protection, stat!
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This is Liz's arcade co-worker Molly for @Gardnerverse ... But let me tell you, videogame arcades aren't just all hot girls everywhere, no sir. Only 99 percent of all arcade employees are hot girls. The other 1 percent are dudes! Can you believe it???
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@maggiekarp @politetobugs @MissSeamonster "Hmm... let's see how many raven moons until my food expires."
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Reposting @GrimTwin21589 's #OnePiece #Nami birthday picture me and @gardnerverse rigged up for him, I'm reposting it because putting a user tag at the beginning of a post means not a single soul in the entire universe aside from the tagged parties will EVER FUCKING SEE IT.
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One day, @utar33 wanted a commission of Supergirl being cute and sexy at the beach. And we all lived happily ever after the end.
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5 years
Just a routine cleanup test with my #MyHeroAcademia dream team. #HimikoToga #MeiHatsume #MinaAshido
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Make a cuter sound you son of a bitch! You should be going "WOOBLEDYDOO!" or something.
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wtf since when can kiwis do this
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Third of @utar33 's commissions takes us to Poison Ivy. This guy seems to know all of my favorite DC girls in order.
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@choo_ek I'm a racist too, we should hang out.
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@caloriedetails @YellowMatsumoto Did you know broccoli has 100 times less tasty particles per cubic inch than steak?
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Boobswap for @gardnerverse This is our new most important scientific pursuit.
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Sorry, had to repost, @ManBanRass expertly noted that getting Mal's skin tone right would fix the contrast issues, aaand it did. This also affirms my fear that my screen tablet is out of calibration with my viewing monitor, and I'm not just imagining things.
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6 years
#Tatsumaki #Fubuki #onepunchman I drew bike shorts on my last Tatsumaki picture until I realized she's the OLDER sister. Now it's okay!!!
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@Win98Tech @Bolverk15 "The name 'Solid Snake' was not actually property of Konami. The character's name will henceforth be changed to 'Solar Sneak'."
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Commission for @gardnerverse and I suppose also @GrimTwinDD of Abby's mom walking in on Abby, Becca and Linh in the middle of an important formative anime watching decision. Abby's family is Swedish so her mother made swedish food for everyone!
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6 years
Warmup stream fallout number 2 #zelda #SmashBrosUltimate
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I seen some pictures of that #IreneSanders from #SunaNoBara . I certainly will watch eventually, but I just had to pinch off one final clean drawing before the dayjob workweek starts.
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2 years
Senate represents general land interests and resources, so arrogant urbanite slobs can't clump up and immediately expect to vampirize the states around them. I can't even make a joke about how fucking sinister this tedious argument is.
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Both have 39 million people One controls 28 senate seats. The other has 2.
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good ol @Polyle1 drew a picture of my little darling, then he made me color it and I'm bad at that so I ruined everything. But I did him the courtesy of changing his narrative from underage drinking to something more Jesus friendly.
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I hadn't even noticed this was a thing until @gardnerverse told me to do it, then I said I wouldn't, then I got the fries idea so I did.
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Final product from today's livestream. This was like transporting myself through time, back to the year 2001 with my old #ResidentEvil ripoff webcomic that I ran for a goddamn decade, then I quietly burned it down and buried it because it sucked that hard.
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#Tifa are your boobs even? I can't tell anymore!!!!!! I swear this is a subconscious issue among all boob drawers. Which can be solved by upping or downing the perspective to keep one boob from directly facing the camera.
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Forgot to post Pantboy's commission, wherein he wanted his Persephone doing NAUGHTY TRICKS @ BOYZ. @Yosemite_Slam seems to be the proxy for tagging. It's in your hands now, buddy.
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This might be my oldest and most frequently drawn character. So I finally decided to give her a name.
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Educational
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Abby, Alexa, (human)Bambi, Beanie, Tessa, Marty, and Sam for our adherent gentle friend in Christ, @gardnerverse . Happy Easter!
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Boring #Nami
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THE LAST IMAGE YOU SEE BEFORE YOU GO TO JAIL #megumin
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A St. Patrick's picture for @gardnerverse wherein my moralizing finger-waggle character reacts to the gardner gang's child rearing technique.
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#FF7Remake #Aeris #Sephiroth I bet in the remake, #Jessie decides her own fate.
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#SonicMovie #amyrose The nightmare takes many forms.
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A valentines picture contracted by @gardnerverse , signifying Liz and Sam's first date. In the background you can see @Polyle1 's pizza parents. I think this was technically before Roni was born.
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#FF7 #Yuffie the plumber and her assistant (you!) Inspired by this:
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@Elcerezo213 @DariuszKielisz2 But steel is heavier than feathers...
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An expansive but fun commission... Had to draw a nerd girl blossoming into hot stuff with a growth spurt, but the kicker is that she doesn't reaaally notice, and doesn't spontaneously start behaving any differently. (More pictures appended in reply)
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I had the distinct honor of designing @gardnerverse 's new character, named Selena. Selena es Tejana. Mein Spanisch ist gut.
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The sketch caught that subtle disdain so good. There has got to be something I can do... The sketch obviously needs polish to declutter and let the coloring shine, maybe I can use a more precise, albeit differently textured tool to recreate the expression? Jeez I dunno fellas.
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Old man @Gardnerverse gave Samuel a twin sister named Sandra, she's great because she gets a TV job and fake boobs which actually fit her pretty well if I do say so myself in my own humble opinion.
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I'm sorry to do this to you guys, but I'm reposting this #Yuffie #Tifa #FF7Remake because her head was about five sizes too big, and I'm deleting the old one because I can't bear to look at it any longer. A five minute perception break could have solved this, but noooo....
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Sailor V!!! Because she's in France, that's @YvesBalak in the background. I only have about a month of duolingo French under my belt, so everything written is probably incorrect. But anyone familiar with his work should pick up the delicate euphemism I engineered.
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Before 4chan makes another thread about the lazy racist cunt who can't finish things (me) I will fill their request for some character sheets. I figure making my work easy to get into isn't some kind of creative sin. Got two more drawn and ready to letter, but must sleep/job now.
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#Ochako go get those beans!!! #MyHeroAcademia
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#Cheelai just found out #Broly 's boner is maximum.
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With the retrieval of this ancient account, comes the distinct possibility of the illustrated memoirs of my secret life. I'm also debating doing it in "webtoon" format, though probably not. (Left is the possible "Queen" variant for Princess Highground, FYI.)
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I likes them real classy lookin' broads. #MercyGraves #LoisLane #DC
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So whoever plays Robin in Stranger Things season 3 gave me a good pile of Cassidy requisites. Blown out/squeaky/textured voice, freckles, general build. Directionally accurate character vibe across the board. Anyways long story short: guess who gets to wear a sailor ensemble now!
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Homeboy's computer got watered. Here's the personification of semi-intentional property damage to dramatize the event.
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@TheEbonyMaw First assumption with metalhead dads is they hit their kid with some musical sandpaper and are surprised the kids can't metabolize it... but Sabaton here sounds like actual music with like, notes and melodic stuff.
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Pokefusion with @gardnerverse 's Cait finding a new friend who totally likes her for her personality.
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. @gardnerverse APPARENTLY this doesn't take place at the Gardner home, and instead is at some remote cabin, because the clown picture I added couldn't POSSIBLLY belong to anyone in the Gardner family. WELL RED I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, EVERYONES GOT A CLOWN-LOVING GRANDMA.
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1 year
ahh, the perfect excuse to post has struck....
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End of stream suggestion by A Giant Hat This was yet another colored sketch, and the results are much more betterer. All the freedom and precision of a sketch, none of the stress of a final draft.
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@ReviewsPossum How are we supposed to respect you as a good-opinion-haver after this post???
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@vergilswarrior It would probably help if he knew what the Vietnamese word for it was.
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This shot in the first ep of Dungeon Meshi is brilliantly executed. It's is a zoom-in of a wider shot, and they didn't redraw it or upscale the resolution. So it gets this jarring, subtly blurry/shitty sheen to it, so it comes off more like an internet meme.
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I like it when I clean up a sketch and the emotional register of the characters is retained. This feels really nice. I think I can die now. *DIES SUPER FAST RUNS TO HELL BEFORE YOU CAN STOP ME*
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I have been a bad color man/render man for too long. I can do a gooder job, I just have to use more time. Also feet suck I hate drawing them and I hate them even more in real life. So girls: If any of you have feet, you automatically disgust me.
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@LunarArchivist Be wary: Someone will inevitably claim April was black in the original comic, but she actually literally just gets a goofy perm after a few issues.
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@sociaIrate I'll use my finely-tuned subjective judgment to decide who needs help and who needs punishment thank you very much.
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Oh great, another plastic bag ban on the way. Thanks a lot, #Supergirl .
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For Pantboy, whom I will @clumzor for. He wanted these cute little poops to be looking at a naughty magazine, but I fooled him with my Christian sensibilities, as "NASS T" is an acronym for "Nativity and the Apostolic Story of the Sacrament and Tithing"
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DISNEYLAAAAAND @gardnerverse
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Anime called #planetes , this Fee Carmichael chick has a p great style.
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Colored the #HeatherMason from #SilentHill because I have a headache. If the coloring isn't good it's because I have a headache.
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Visiting the extended family. Featuring Cassidy's middle name.
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Comic linework/color test to see if it holds color good enough to suit my perfect babies.
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There is no argument against handy tomboy gf. This is just a couple of neurotic psychos hurling rocks at the impregnable golden fortress of GOD.
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The discourse today is on femininity. But stop and look at this picture for a second. This woman seems full of joy. She’s not chronically online and bitter, attacking other women through her phone. She doesn’t seem miserable at all. She’s out going on adventures and doing
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Well I liked Disney's Elemental. It was very cute, though it failed to answer some ...mechanical concerns I had.
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Oh whoa what's this!?! The actual villain of the movie is now oppressive parental expectations and Ember's obligations to her family!!!
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Ameri and Clara from "Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun." I can't choose my favorite between them, because they are equally cute in diametrically opposite ways.
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The first half of byproduct from the warmup stream/recording. Maybe I'll be able to edit a promising 10 or 20 minute video out of the slog. Still going, link in previous tweet.
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@enbx3_ Goodass racism. 10/10
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@dyingscribe @PointmanC Ahhh, can you just imagine that blank look you'll get from her when you find out she's been stringing you along the whole time? Despite anything she says about you being a good boyfriend, officially at this point, she still thinks that you could go and die in a hole at any time.
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Martha and Samantha prove their worth and competence in the arcane #MothersDay ritual. If they failed their assigned tasks, they would be cast out into the wastes, as decreed by The Gargoth. @gardnerverse
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@Wildbergerrrr I also made this a using special non-canon faux modern lingo.
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This is my personal mother's day picture that I made for my mother, who luckily is familiar enough with my characters and her many boychildren to relate to this girlchild doing something eeerily similar.
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