Ron “Hog” Cranker
@WelfareWarrior2
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57 | Father of 3 | Divorced | 16.9 Handicap | Bear Football Tolerator | UW-Madison ‘89
Joined August 2023
Matthew McConaughey on the sideline for every big Texas game
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White moms and planning the worst things imaginable to do as a family
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Somehow matched with this broad, have absolutely no idea what to say. Please leave suggestions
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Ron’s favorite shows of all time. Argue with a wall. 1. Bojack Horseman.2. GoT.3. Breaking Bad.4. Sopranos.5. Better Call Saul.6. The Boys.7. House of The Dragon.8. Invincible.9. The office.10. The Penguin.
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If I hit 200 followers tonight, I’ll drink 200 beers.
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Just threw a bottle of wine at grandma. My family is furious. Fuck you Matt Eberflus, ruined my family and I’s thanksgiving!.
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Heading to the dry family’s house for Christmas Eve
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If I hit 200 followers tonight, I’ll drink 200 beers.
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Desperately need a new show to watch. I’ve seen the classics: BB, BCS, Sopranos, GoT, etc. Someone please put me on.
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Hopefully nobody minds if I snuggle up and have some hot cocoa?
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Somehow got my CoC account from 5 years ago back.
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Anybody else have an uncle that just spews bullshit? I mean the amount of misinformation that comes out of his mouth is nuts. Wish the guy had community notes.
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Wish I was a silky white boy sniper on a Cinderella march madness team.
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All time bad Sunday. Might be the only option I have left.
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Just put my family on to Cholula sauce. God we r so white.
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Winter break schedule has been jam packed lately:.1. Drink.2. Walk Dog.3. Play Fortnite.
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Me when the morbidly obese whale buys me a drink across the bar
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Me and my dad that one summer I interned with him so it would look good on my resume
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Just got word I was extremely vocal about my political beliefs last night. Sorry not sorry.
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Yes I’m at a play with my family. Yes it is terrible. Yes my mother picked out my clothes. Yes I’m blacking out later. Any other questions?
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If I see one more Caleb Williams sack followed up by a Kamala Harris ad I’m going to paint my room with a 12 guage.
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Drinking a beer for every electoral college vote Trump gets. Praying it’s over 270.
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Wow I have never actually wanted to kms more in my entire life.
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Do women just become retarded the second they watch a movie with other people?.
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Starting to feel like a real bum when the only time I leave my house is to go to the local watering hole.
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They’ve doubted you, Donald. They say you’ve lost the support. They say you can’t win again . They say you’re no longer the frontrunner. They say your rivals are stronger. They say America wants someone new. How will you respond my King!
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Coworker said I looked sharp today. Unfortunately was not a woman. Game respects game tho.
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Attempting the Bryson break 50 challenge but neither of us are Bryson and both of us are hungover
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Only pussies count doubles as two! 23 down, 177 to go!
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@realcurtisloew My mom took us to a musical once, admitted it was a terrible decision immediately after. The next year took us to a play again, same result.
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Only thing I like about the Democratic Party is how prices have skyrocketed. Way harder for fat bitches to get fatter.
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@JaQuavion__ No I won’t, love my mom to death. She just is bad at planning fun family activities.
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Running low on seasoning, thought I’d reach deep in gamgams bag for this one
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Definitely shouldn’t have driven home this morning.
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Just realized TikTok gonna get banned before Daniel Larson gets out and then worldoftshirts content will come to an end
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Oh so Santa isn’t real but global warming is? Stfu
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Hey ladies, I happen to be free this day if any of you are interested
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All time disappointing sports weekend. Couldn’t watch my badgers upset Arizona (had to work), then watch them blow it against Oregon. Follow it all up with my Bears being their typical Bear self.
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You gotta be a dumbass mfer to have a celebrity influence what party you vote for.
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Have to wear pants to lab and I am sweating like a Chinese kid in a Temu factory.
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My roommate has been playing cfp dynasty for the last 4 days no breaks. He is starting to believe he is actually the head coach of the Badgers.
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These Asian zing wings fighting my stomach like Mr Miyagi.
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I have the alcohol shakes. Successful Blackout Wednesday forsure.
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My boy deadass thought this picture was real and released in the Jay-Z/Diddy accusations
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Just playing some OG Fortnite, hear a knock on my bedroom door. Open it and some random Asian dude is sitting on my sofa. “Ahhh Herro???” Dude was in the wrong apartment.
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Buddy of mine just compared brain rot to Edgar Allen Poe and how “its like a story”.
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