|| she’s been dead for 50 years. reviving her would undo many decades of character development and growth for peter but i’m not surprised lmao. just pointless storytelling. let her rest in peace man. she’s one of the characters that shouldn’t come back.

Flicks the ( Reader ) behind the ear. Move it or lose it, bud. He’s gotta get to work on time.

“Gotta hand it to Kendrick. Guy seems to hate Drake almost as much as I hate Norman. Wow.”

|| why are they so allergic to double d’s

Snow day which means school’s out. He’s on the front porch of the old Parker house, grading papers as Mayday makes snow-angels with her tiny arms and legs. He promised her some hot cocoa and that nobody tells mom (which she usually does) so he’ll see how this goes.

RT @OocTobeyM:

|| i love how my goat spawns at the most random places wearing the same t-shirt

RT @DiscussingFilm: Tobey Maguire is at the #SuperBowl with Kai Cenat.

Happy #SeductiveSunday. He’s (mostly) spending it on handyman duty. It’s a wonder that he knows his way around a hammer.

Bag of McDonalds in one hand with a box of jelly donuts in the other as promised. Cravings are insane, but for @modelucent, he’ll do anything. Husband of the year or what?

She’s mean anyway. She doesn’t deserve to see ‘em.

Good for Barton. Spider-Man will be doing his own thing. Y’know, with actually cool abilities.

Is that a trap?

Nope. Not anymore. Take Clint.

Burgers are officially cancelled.

Pro tip: When the Fantastic Four invite you on an intergalactic journey across space and time on a random Saturday afternoon, say no. The things he’s seen. God.

RT @odetogwendy:

It’s as if she continuously sets herself up for disappointment.

Is that supposed to be a joke? Because it wasn’t funny.