@_LeIand_ Let’s go!

@realDonaldTrump Let’s goooo Trump!

@BringEmBrinks @VikramDevinc @AdamSchefter Daniel Jones Had eyes cold as stone Secured his bag Turned into a lag Got D-Bol fired Daniel jones was a liar

@Woke_Files @3YearLetterman The sign literally says “No shirt, no shoes, no service.” Doesn’t say shit about pants.

@SiriusMatdj @MsBlaireWhite @DonaldJTrumpJr Didn’t your dear leader just say that AI should be be a disqualifying factor? Tim served over 20 years, he could retire at any point after that. How many years did DonOld serve?

@leowatchescode @acebob9991 @MsBlaireWhite @DonaldJTrumpJr A nepotism baby of a nepotism baby draft dodger doesn’t know the difference. They’d have to do a 23 & Me test just to find a family member that served… for the Germans.

@Jodiannoyed @3YearLetterman Trump is failing bigly! His reelection announcement speech had over 300 million views on twitter. Basically every US citizen with a phone or tablet watched it, alone, in their own rooms of course. #FamilyValues

@Kelly_I_Thomas @3YearLetterman Good on you! DonOld needs that 10 million dollars ever since Sheldon Adelson died. RIH

@TurdMcDirk @Lex_Jurgen @3YearLetterman Yes everything is photoshopped.., Except for those 7 fingered 3 armed black people that posed for pictures with DonOld.

RT @elonmusk: High time for an AI fashion show

@internetowner @3YearLetterman @MiraSorvino I wouldn’t expect an Intern Towner to get it. Must be nice opening doors with ease on those coffee runs.

@A3THERPRIME12 @NHLBruins @Icebeardude *Meant to say first round pick

@mikebleedsblue @NHLBruins @Icebeardude Just say no to copium

@lagreczz36 @BongoBongo113 @NHLBruins @Icebeardude No one would give up a first rounder for a 2 month goalie rental, especially considering deadline buyers already have their goalie for the playoffs

@3YearLetterman People love floatation devices, it’s just human natural

@3YearLetterman Ireland isn’t even a country…. They are by definition by their own constitution a Notar Republic

#nhl #oilers #tnt Math checks out

@LoverYamper @wickedbilladams @babybergy37 They’re girlfriends, not wives.

RT @EvanMarinofsky: What playoff hockey can do to a man