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@vxrnvn
the 3 things that made me not want a bbl anymore were
1. Seeing it in person
2. Im already brazilian, im not buying my own body back from society lmao
3. Everyone ik who got a bbl started wearing gym attire with heels and i just wasnt ready for that wardrobe commitment 😭
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@thecurlyninija
You’ve heard of “golden retriever bf”? Girl on the right had a whole Rottweiler bf😭😭😭
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@merestromb
For everyone asking, heres a scale:
✅ Knowing the words to your fav disney movie songs
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⚠️owning those ariel print leggings
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❌disney themed weddings
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@thecanadianmax
Fellas is it gay to be taller than your girlfriend? If you bend a little to hug her are u gay?? Are u??? Fellas?????
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@DangItLee
The thing is, its not your partners job to keep you from cheating by “keeping you satisfied”. YOU keep u from cheating. If ur not satisfied, leave. The dynamic of constantly trying to please one person is slippery...u cant tell them no bc suddenly theyre unsatisfied and cheating?
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@bimboyugari
@brwngrlkaren
“Female”
“Female what? Cat? Bird? Blowfish? Thats an adjective not a noun. It describes what kind of reproductive organ the creature has, but doesnt even tell us WHAT you’re talking about.”
“Female humans”
So women? Its that simple
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@Only1Carrington
& mushrooms are a fungus, yogurt has live bacteria, and all meat is just dead animals. I thought we all knew what we were eating lmao
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@MANlTHEDON
Thats crazy bcs i was too nervous to catch the hibachi sake for myself so my bf caught some extra to spit back into my mouth😌 thats a true helper right there
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@b4duism
right bcs the true bisexual gf experience is pointing out a cute girl to my bf and him telling me she couldnt lick the ground i walk on. Then i say she has a nice ass and he says he’d rather rip his eyes out than look at anyone but me. It has never not been this way
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@Queen_Finxa
People replying “you can live without these” not understanding that the chicken shortage will cause the demand 4 other meat products to increase, but its not as easy/quick to fatten up cows as it is chickens. So other meats will also see a price increase. All a big ripple effect
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@JIBOP4
@saputawsit
@joeygllghr
People who wait around the “legally an adult” mark are creepy as fuck too. It shows the only thing stopping them from trying to fuck minors is fear of the consequences, not morality
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@SpookyAnarchist
Do men realize they can see tits for FREE at any time? Why do they pick one specific pair and act entitled to it? Same with dudes who hound u for nudes when they could literally just google “boobs”
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@spicebae_
She was already on her phone as she left!!! I know she got a dad or a brother or an uncle or a dog whos gonna handle him
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@betterthanlays
@foyinog
please shut up lmaooooo I receive notifications on my store page saying someone placed an order at 3:43am it doesnt mean i get out of bed and start making the order at 3:43am. We WORK during WORK hours theres no such thing as shopping or booking hours. People live on their time.
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@IDONTGETBlTCHES
@j_t0211
If kim having a sex tape is the only reason yall think kanye shouldnt be president.....rethink the situation lmao. The current first lady is a playboy model who married her sugar daddy. There are nude pics of her on the web as well
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@MattNowak1
@fvkRetroLay
@baimcpher
@litzyespinoza20
@CVFutrell
@younglisabonet1
Also whats with the belief that not having a child is the same as killing one? The lady on the left hasn’t necessarily had an abortion, she just....doesnt have a kid lmao. Yall think women are breeding machines and it shows
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@jeunellexo
@theblaxkmermaid
the balance of acting disinterested enough that theyll leave u alone but not so disinterested that they get their feelings hurt & kill u
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@glumirror
Its the fact that he resents her for feeling good about herself. “It bothers me that she thinks she looks good when she doesnt” he literally WANTS her to feel like shit….that might be one of the grossest parts about this
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@Exploring_Vedas
@b4duism
there is no “looking at girls together” theres only me being amazed by hot women & him insisting i am the only woman in existence, ever. this is the way of the world
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@ItsEduardoSolis
@_mollyrr
teachers loved dividing the day into 24 hours and pointing out that 2 hours of hw per class and 8 hours of sleep still left you with “6 free time hrs a day” ok lmao what about my 13hr shift, taking my gran to the doctor, showering, & all those extra curriculars yall SWEAR i need?
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@fatherjstn
Lowkey though im tryna live like that but without all the “live laugh love” decorations and graphic tees about wine :/
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@flexjluthxr
@_kaykaybby
They could find her if they wanted to. They could find anybody. They dont find her because they arent looking. She complained about being sexually harassed by her sergeant....and now shes missing and the military is all calm about it? Put it together
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@_KingArii
@brwngrlkaren
Ok but why would u invite me to the middle of the woods, with bugs and itchy plants, and then tell me to wear a dress??😭 just take me somewhere where a flowy dress would already be appropriate attire lmaoo
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@j_sauv
A middle aged woman raises her voice at me about some expired coupons, instead of trying to explain to her that february was 4 months ago, i pull out my phone.
“Siri, open Dinr”
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@Kenyonegus
@vxrnvn
the YSL x lululemon lifestyle is just not for me. Nike shorts with the gucci heels??? im good🥴😂
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@brokebackboys
“That dont belong to you” is key here. People get upset/mean at having to look at a woman they dont find attractive . Why? Because they feel entitled to womens bodies and are subconsciously mad that this body isnt catering to them. How dare you not be what they wanted to see
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@QuirkyJERK
@Badgirlsbedhead
The mom said heres that n***** food, happy black history month baby :)
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@Karmatrumpsgod
Kinda wild that this person thinks of children as a mere consequence and not as something that should be incredibly wanted & prepared for…..
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@nonbinarybooty
“Same way you have NO lips but clearly manage to talk a lot of shit regardless” :)
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@marenyearly
i didnt realize the current gf was the CHILD in the pic until i came to the comments wtf😭 whole time i was like “aw its kinda nice she’s getting along with his new gfs kids tho right?”
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@finelinelrh
@DerrickSookdeo
@brownskinliam
@alidaudzai_
When u say “not all men” the first thing people think is “not all men but definitely this guy” because only a hit dog hollers lmao
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@AnthonyBags718
Its an art show my dude, we’re tired of these mens warehouse junior prom suits. Put in some effort, rihanna even had to forfeit this one due to back problems from carrying the entire event every year.
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@saterraalanee
@UnknownFantasy7
@thehistoremix
@prikaur_
@PlayboiJxy
Female is an adjective for a set of sex organs. It can apply to any set of sex organs from any species. Dog, human, chinchilla, etc. It does not mean girl/woman. Its a lil dehumanizing and thats why many women dont like it :)
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@LilTravi2
stop asking for weight just ask for clothing sizes or bmi because what yall are really trying to ask is “are u fat or not” but 150lbs on a 5’7 girl vs a 5’0 girl are two completely different bodies. Meanwhile 5’10 is always gonna be 5’10 fellas🥴
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@jetleeea
Why do so manh dudes think “u wanna do some labor for me?😉” is a flirt lmfao. No i do not.
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@ian22barnes
@DahlingerD
@Evers_51
@dp0tter
Who’s they, Ian? I dont know a single person, myself included, who has ever been unemployed and was not frantically searching for a job during that period.
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@diimenicolee
@davidmm7744
Hot take? In my experience your family is usually the FIRST reason you are ever insecure. We often meet our first bullies at home. “Tough love” does not mean you have to tear your child apart for their body, hair, interests/hobbies, etc.
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@iamprofessorex
theres so much to unpack here. How did they do this, why did she allow this, why would he want this, what if they break up, he literally pussy on the chain wax, the music in the background, its all too much to see before 1pm
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@pierrefleury_
“God has infinite control over every single thing down to the smallest ants”
8yo me: why did god give my baby cousin cancer?
11yo me: why did god allow a grown man to hurt me like that?
Church: “that wasnt god”
Me: isnt he in charge of everything???
*cue prayer circle*🫠
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@valen_wyse
@Andrecrosdale
"Life" is having to work, pay bills, losing friends, etc. "Emotional Trauma" is abuse, rape, seeing your family cry about not being able to afford food or rent, etc. But ok, im sure that didnt have any effect on how quickly some of us grew up...
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@Drebae_
Its always “ride or die” this or “build him up” that. Girls are always told to settle for a work in progress while having all their own shit together. You arent here to raise your partner. Its okay to have standards.
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@iwantmalibu
@RegularPaul_
pencil & sharpener
zucchini & the zoodler
The examples run wild when we objectify human beings & compare them to inanimate objects😭 at the end of the day i am a person & ill never be a lock…srry
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@Bishop5Lim3
@TriRacialBeauty
@IceQuebe_
@ralikeray
The Fact That You Type Like This tells me everything i need to know about the chaos that is your mental state. Be well. 🥴
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@jessicamrquz
@danielleghisi
Actually it went more like this:
People: since yall show is to showcase lingerie, which people of all sizes wear, maybe you could showcase it on different kinds of bodies?
VS: we would actually rather kill off the show completely thanks🤢
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@judyteeda
Same goes for “you shouldnt text/call your bf every day bcs youll run out of things to say” lmao yall cant even hold steady communication without getting bored but expect to be able to get married & live with someone? See & talk everyday? Sleep in the same bed??
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@angelnumber420
@a_kristenn1
@AlicePalermo_
@KimKardashian
her private jets cause more damage to the environment than indigenous meat consumption has ever caused (i say indigenous because i realize the industrialized meat industry is very damaging to the earth) average citizens need to live like monks to combat the damage the rich do
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@smd_drew
People keep replying trying to correct this tweet to *beautiful* instead as if what was said somehow implies she isn’t beautiful. The two statements aren’t mutually exclusive. She is both :)
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@mochajadee
@ds420_
@pierrefleury_
“Unless its a childhood friend” seems telling, could it be that those friendships were formed before he started seeing every single woman as a potential sex partner? Were those women simply the last ones he saw as regular people like himself?
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@callforultra
@bimboyugari
In the context of your screenshot, prior context would have already been provided to the reader. Ex, if you’ve already established youre talking about frogs then you can say “females lay eggs”, bc female describes the noun u already established. Yall do so much to dehumanize us
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@IceQuebe_
My bf loves yogurt, so every time i see a fancy yogurt in a coffee/maple/mocha flavor i snag him one & now he does the same for me with mango/coconut/passion fruit ones. Yall would not BELIEVE the joy these yogurts give me😂
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@kevgnyc
@stefanbertin
What are u even on about. How about you start with making sense before u make any decisions
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@irose_artoo
Sakura literally had SUPER STRENGTH and the best chakra control of her trio along with earth style jutsu and being mentored by one of the best healers of their time. The writers could have simply used her earth style AND chakra control to amplify her super strength but no ofc not
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@ItsLinzzz_
@brwngrlkaren
ppl who *actually* like to keep it bald for their own sanity know theres a lil 2 week period where u gotta be stubbly/scraggly in order for the wax to even grip your hair. If she keeps reshaving that stubble shes gonna end up w/ many bumps/rashes…worse than a patch of soft hair
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@niccoyat
Yall expect full figured women to leave their ass and tits at home for work and put them back on for the club? I was 13 & told by a teacher my T SHIRT was “suggestive” bc it hugged my chest. i pointed to the girl wearing the SAME shirt & she said “well she doesnt have what u do”
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@Kaprea14
Hey one thing about her is at least you wont catch her in dreads/braids trying to be something shes not. She knows what her sound is and she sticks to it lmao😭
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@chelsftw
Porn consumers often want to believe they are morally superior to the pornography they consume, along with the sex workers in it.....
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@LeciJ_
Some men really believe the most romantic thing a woman can do for them is suffer. We’ve been conditioned to think the only way we can show a man we care about him is through our own pain. Yall let someone knock u down and THEN they decide if they even want u?? Why?
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@Lan_Eazzi
@ItzKenzo
@RobIsRandomAF_6
pls sir legality does not dictate morality. She got her OF the day after her 18th bday. How much do you think her body changed in those 24hours?? People who hang around the “legal age” line like starving dogs are just admitting they arent f*cking children because its against laws
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@glumirror
Looking at childhood photos of myself and feeling a profound sadness that i can not be the adult she needed for HER even though i am the only one whos knows now what she needed back then and i can only be that person for other little girls now because “my” little girl is gone :/
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@badmonginnal
@theesudani
“Someone left their wallet behind”
“Who is making all that noise? Can you ask them to be quiet?”
They/them for single people has always been a concept....
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@nata1ie17
@smd_drew
Connotations are “a feeling or idea that a word invokes”. Therefore, any negative connotation to saying “she is black asf” is applied purely by us & society around us. Unfortunately its our own prejudices that imply “shes very black” also means ugly, not the actual phrase.
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@lavenderblunt
Yall truly forget the kids who excel at both lmao. Yall over here fighting over “stem kids cant write essays” or “humanities is much easier” but have y’all considered that your brains are just wired differently? Sincerely, someone who can do both & knows they’re equally hard
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@LaCienegaBlvdss
Idk when the stereotype about latinas flipped from “crazy, prone to violence, quickly angered” to “submissive, docile, tradwife material” lmaooo they see and believe what they want to I swear 😭
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@_JacksBee
@pablobearFN
@spoopyGayfrog
@Dylanqt_
@BroncosBuzzv2
Im bad at both videogames and sports but ive won a few fortnight games. Never been able to kick a football through a field goal tho...
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@DonCorleANN
Ive always said there’s nothing wrong with wanting a SAHM, but if you cant afford to take care of me the way I CAN ALREADY AFFORD TO TAKE CARE OF ME, then you simply can not afford a SAHM. Why would i *downgrade* my lifestyle to be your sad/neglected housewife? Afford me AS I AM.
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@up2anth
If ezra’s home turf is food spots and dababy’s is walmart,,,,,what would happen if they met in the lil subway that walmarts have. Whos home turf is it, who has the advantage???
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@Sqishy2
@SushiRollPhan
@fayekinley
Regardless of how “nice” you think you are, that doesnt mean ur entitled to someones time or attention. Being rude and sexually harassing someone are not the same thing. Men get their feelings hurt once and never recover. Wouldnt last a day as a woman.
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@xanderthread
@courtneyvermill
@ian22barnes
@DahlingerD
@Evers_51
@dp0tter
Exactly. People act like homeless people completely give up on life and dont try to get back on their feet. No one WANTS to beg for money. Many homeless people have jobs and just dont make enough to survive
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@courtneyvermill
@ian22barnes
@DahlingerD
@Evers_51
@dp0tter
Oh I definitely know lazy people exist Courtney (cute name btw), i just dont think its as common as it may seem. A program like this would be great because while there are lazy people, there are even more people who ARE trying to get back on their feet :)
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@trinko9
@077zl
@_tessamaee
@Bajanalltheway
@myculturenoisey
Trans people aren’t pretending to be anything. You’re weird if you’re constantly wondering what a strangers genitalia might look like.....weirdo
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@finefumz
White people who call black people “blacks” give off the same energy as men who call other guys men but women “females”. You’re both CHOOSING to dehumanize the group you’re referring to because you could easily use the people words for them
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@sharayonce
@issablackthangg
and it didnt look like she had a lot of hair to begin with......omg
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@nostalgicuItra
@issablackthangg
What they mean is “bad bunnys gf doesnt look like an imvu character which is throwing people off because we’re used to everyone wanting to look like an instamodel”
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@Mystic_Noctem
@Abalisah
Girls in their 20s who like video games eventually become girls in their 30s who like video games. His logic isnt adding up here lol
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@lifeof_ej
@LilTravi2
u are not wrong but thats not what my tweet was saying. My point was weight alone wont necessarily tell u how someone *looks*, ur gonna need to see a pic or more info bcs 150lbs of muscle and 150lbs of fat look very different
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@TomForte0
@quay_quay98
@cgchelly
u think a couple semi rude words (because lets be honest this aint even that mean) is enough to put your hands on a stranger??? That seems fair to you? Did you not get pst the “hands to yourself” unit of kindergarten??
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@rightupyouralii
Why did she put on a full face of makeup, lashes and all, but didnt bother with any lipgloss on that purge mask smile :/
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@b_hoss_mac
@TonyVikes
@UglyBoyJonesy
@jeffchaley
@DragonflyJonez
I know plenty of 5’10 guys calling themselves 6ft. Im perfectly willing to let this one slide too😂
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@niccoyat
it was fucking humiliating & not only did the girl bully me the rest of middle school bcs the teacher called her flat chested but it also skewed my relationship w food & my own body in an attempt to de sexualize myself. As a kid.
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@hanflyingsolo79
@dont__triip
@sweetvelvt
@shadysica
Its not even that you actively look for people who look like you, after a while you both start to act like each other lol. You pick up on each other’s mannerisms, facial expressions, etc. Makes people see u as more similar, more “alike” Now lots of people think my bf&i look alike
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