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@WankMyWoody

7 years

RP relationships ain't so bad if you're both sane, mature and honest.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

My abandonment issues means I gotta abandon you first.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

All the writing I've read lately has been mad inspiring, really makes me want to dig deeper and do something. Don't stop writing even if you feel people don't react/write with you back.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

I hear voices in my head, they council me, they understand, they talk to me.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

// It's hard to care about anything when there is a genocide happening, and the world is just watching people be murdered. It's been weeks, and now a blackout. Free Palestine.

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@WankMyWoody

11 months

RP be like

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

[Insert apology here]

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@WankMyWoody

7 years

When a girl truly believe you'll love her no matter what, she'll open the door to show you a side of her that's completely mind blowing. It's like Narnia.

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@WankMyWoody

6 years

You know when you miss someone but you don't actually miss them and only think you miss them because you're supposed to miss them but life is actually better without them? Yeah.

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@WankMyWoody

10 months

@CulpableNymphet This seems like you have a sugar daddy.

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@WankMyWoody

6 years

Practice Safe Sex. Tie your partner down to the bed so they don't fall off. #CookAdvice

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@WankMyWoody

8 years

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@WankMyWoody

9 months

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@WankMyWoody

6 years

Let me copy the kids because it's Friday.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

Who needs a tent when I've got a great view from down here. #Hoochella

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@WankMyWoody

4 months

@ChasingAPhoenix @FussyAlma @ImmoralTigras @MisguidedHeir @OneBeforeTheAnd @AnimaliaForte @LecherousVice @BangoverBaby @DrivenByTheDark @GODOFVILLA @CulpableNymphet @CloudLovenBjane @DepravedFate @Temptationish @CrownedParadox @DominiqueS_CA @DevilishGrace @kuntoIogy @TheWildCardKidx @derangedrhythms @EnigmeDeCharme_ @mcnkeywrench @FuckinSurreal [Even though @CulpableNymphet was all resting bitch face around me, I knew there was love deep DEEP down for her to let me tag along on this flight. I attempted to not act brand new like them blokes off of Love Island (fuck Sean) and put on a pretense of belonging on such a >

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@WankMyWoody

7 years

#JosieGrossie Read:

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@WankMyWoody

6 months

Over here we sinning, but we winning.

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@WankMyWoody

5 months

Never been called out so damn hard.

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Wedding ready. Wish you all the best, @Amasiuncula & @CallousMogul . #WrightOfFire

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@WankMyWoody

6 months

The dementors got me.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

Tempted.

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Don't try and fuck us all at once.

Jeremy

@winestaineddawn

2 years

What kind of mind fuck is this?

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@WankMyWoody

8 months

𝙈𝙧𝙨. 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙈𝙤𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚

@LecherousVice

8 months

@FussyAlma @AudaxProcella (3)

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

Deranged moments.

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

In the land down under. Shrimp on the Barbie and all that good stuff. #LetsGetReadyToStumble

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

RP.

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@WankMyWoody

8 months

𝙈𝙧𝙨. 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙈𝙤𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚

@LecherousVice

8 months

@FussyAlma @AudaxProcella @deviltings

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

Insane, inside The danger gets me high Can't help myself Got secrets I can't tell I love the smell of gasoline I light the match to taste the heat. I've always liked to play with fire.

Play with Fire (feat. Yacht Money)

Sam Tinnesz, Yacht Money · Play with Fire (feat. Yacht Money) · Song · 2017

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@WankMyWoody

8 months

𝙈𝙧𝙨. 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙈𝙤𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚

@LecherousVice

8 months

@FussyAlma @AudaxProcella @deviltings @DevilishGrace @VenusHungers @CrownedParadox (7)

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@WankMyWoody

9 months

Good morning and all that.

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

We're all causally bullying the host. #LetsGetReadyToStumble

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Me playing bankroll.

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@WankMyWoody

8 months

𝙈𝙧𝙨. 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙈𝙤𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚

@LecherousVice

8 months

@FussyAlma @AudaxProcella @deviltings @DevilishGrace @VenusHungers @CrownedParadox (9)

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@WankMyWoody

3 years

RP pregnancies are mad strange to me but then RP in general is strange.

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@WankMyWoody

8 months

#MenCanSayNoToo #SayNoToPegging #MentalHealth #BeKind #ConsentIsSexy

Daniel Edwards // Parody

@VenusHungers

8 months

Most definitely won’t. Not even if you call me Daddy. #SayNoToPegging

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

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@WankMyWoody

6 months

Every time I see a multi ship couple or poly I get mad happy. Like yes, beat the system.

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@WankMyWoody

5 months

I will never mate this account. I will always be single. I make this clear to everyone from day one. If you talk to me hoping to change that, then it's on you. If you aren't a fan of that, then don't flirt with me. Do I need to put something corny in my bio to make that clear?

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Keep RL to a minimum. It's a trap.

Elle ☀︎

@ShiningDelicacy

2 years

Anyone else think they’re not worthy because they don’t make RL connections with people here? Just me? Roger that.

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@WankMyWoody

8 months

𝙈𝙧𝙨. 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙈𝙤𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚

@LecherousVice

8 months

@FussyAlma @AudaxProcella @deviltings @DevilishGrace @VenusHungers @CrownedParadox (8)

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@WankMyWoody

4 months

@BlitheEgo @VenusHungers @CrownedParadox @SpiltTequila @kuntoIogy @DangerousChcrm @AudaxProcella @AudaciouslyVain

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Chez being the biggest cock block right now. Ain't nobody fucking.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

@ most things I see.

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Had to ditch the homeless look in my new fuckboy era.. But I'm still homeless.

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

I look at twitter.. think of replying to everything and then..

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@WankMyWoody

8 months

You say we're just friends, but I swear when nobody's around You keep my hand around your neck. We connect Are you feeling it now?

Better

Khalid · Suncity · Song · 2018

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Quick beer and football before the wedding. #WrightOfFire

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@WankMyWoody

6 years

@PurrsLikeMyRide > apart, and that was the hardest time of my life, I'm never letting you go. I want to start this new year right, So, will you marry me? [Opening a black box to reveal the ring, and holds it next to the tattoo.]

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@WankMyWoody

6 years

Venom vs women in the 21st century.

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@WankMyWoody

7 years

Me waiting for the Americans to wake up.

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@WankMyWoody

4 months

Gotta love scamming rich women to pay for my shit. It's time for this lad to get active. #HappyNorastralia

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@WankMyWoody

6 years

#TheCostOfFreedom Read:

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@WankMyWoody

11 months

Do you really want them, or do you want nobody else to have them?

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

I'll give you 99 reasons to stay away from me, but if you find the 1 reason to stick around.. then that's on you.

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@WankMyWoody

6 months

Hide your bitch, hide your wife, Bagged your bitch in my slide

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Me while everyone's being dark and moody for Halloween.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Maybe I should stay up for another five minutes.

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@WankMyWoody

11 months

Learnt something from my ex.

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@WankMyWoody

6 years

When I'm fucked up that's the real me.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

DM limit makes it pointless even having conversations there. I hope this is my last tweet on it.. probably not.

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@WankMyWoody

8 years

These two are killing me. Better than that boring ass Datherine couple that got married couple of months back. #CareToTyTheKnot

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@WankMyWoody

4 months

Sundays are for procrastinating.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

The way I end up watching 30 of their videos at one time.

𝘾𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞 𝘿𝙞𝙚𝙢

@ArcaneDiem

1 year

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

And for equality purposes.

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@WankMyWoody

9 months

ISTP

𝑐𝑖𝑟𝑐𝑒

@headstrongxena

9 months

what’s your mbti? tell me 4 characters with the same mbti I’m an infj. (I knew it.)

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Oh we're all fucking fancy.

𝑬𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒍𝒚𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒓𝒆

@EndlesslyMoore

2 years

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@WankMyWoody

4 months

@ChasingAPhoenix @FussyAlma @ImmoralTigras @MisguidedHeir @OneBeforeTheAnd @AnimaliaForte @LecherousVice @BangoverBaby @DrivenByTheDark @GODOFVILLA @CulpableNymphet @CloudLovenBjane @DepravedFate @Temptationish @CrownedParadox @DominiqueS_CA @DevilishGrace @kuntoIogy @TheWildCardKidx @derangedrhythms @EnigmeDeCharme_ @mcnkeywrench @FuckinSurreal > I unlock my phone to order some for the bunch of brats before heading to the BBQ area to grab some free food and watch the football highlights on my phone. Oh, and say hi to the hosts; I can't be looking like a complete freeloader.]

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

Woops.

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Well.

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Best character in Peaky Blinders.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

Don't you all be passing your germs over here. I'm blaming the coffee pot you all use. Who's job was it to clean?

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

Tumblr Girls (feat. Christoph Andersson)

G-Eazy, Christoph Andersson · These Things Happen · Song · 2014

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

I might not come to the wedding but let me just go on this free trip anyways. Can't let @mcnkeywrench have all the fun.

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

Matching the colours of her butt plug. He done it all.

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@WankMyWoody

6 years

Mr and Mrs Cook.

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Quick message. This year was a weird one for me in RP. Didn't think I'd feel comfortable here again. Felt like a fresh new slate, losing friendships and making new ones. Appreciative of the people I've met here. Hope you all have a good 2023.

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@WankMyWoody

7 years

The amount of times I hear, "I like this person but they're ex is so and so." They broke up for a reason. Be with who makes you happy. Twitter is too small for all that.

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@WankMyWoody

8 months

Girls day on the TL with the "We hate men" but on their knees sucking dick in private.

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Both your hands in the holes of my sweater.

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@WankMyWoody

8 years

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@WankMyWoody

7 years

#LoveIslandRP

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

[The perks of being in the UK meant my travel time to the bachelor party was of half of most of these Americans. I got my hands on a dodgy passport, took the 3 hour Eurotrain, and had reached the sweet streets of Amsterdam in no time. The energy and air around me >

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

Day 2. Ready for more shenanigans. #Hoochella

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@WankMyWoody

2 years

Timezones feel like a weird magic thing to me. Never makes sense.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

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@WankMyWoody

6 years

@PurrsLikeMyRide >There's something you should see first. [Lifts up my shorts to reveal the tattoo on my thigh.] What do you think of this one? >

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@WankMyWoody

8 years

Mr Steal Yo Girl.

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@WankMyWoody

9 months

How much do I not give a fuck? Let me show you right now before you give it up.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

Emo mood activated.

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@WankMyWoody

1 year

@CulpableNymphet Happy birthday or whatever. I know your days are /nothing/ without me. And I've always had a good day when you've said "hmph" or "you hate me fr" it's like a weird goal of mine to get that reaction. Definitely doesn't stress me out for 5 whole minutes. >

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@WankMyWoody

5 months

Me and every woman that's my type. Ayt bye.

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