Tim Waddy
@Waddy1
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Big fan of #Everton #Boxing and watches. Visit #NYC whenever I can! work in #Japan quite a bit.
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My wife just phoned me to say that 3 girls in her office have received flowers and they are absolutely gorgeous.
I said, "Thats probably why."
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@renandspliffy
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@13000Mushu
You see bears riding bikes and driving?? They are clever animals.
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It's too late now to make Suez Canal jokes now. That ship has sailed.
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@andytms95
@leggyone2
@rosstheboss89
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When they ask at customs why I have brought a sword in my hand luggage I’ll show them this.
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@andytms95
@leggyone2
@rosstheboss89
@MidtownCoffee
@SweeneyABC
Deffo. Scary!! I’m off to NYC in 2 weeks, can’t be bothered with going down sewers killing vamps.
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Customer rang me earlier for a product I sell, told him the price £149.99.
He came in with an Everton top... £130.00 lad 👌
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@ChrisEubankJr
How’s retirement? Are you still hitting bags really fast?
“Do you remember when Rocky had a go?”
“Do you remember that Eubank lad who punched bags fast”
See the difference?
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Hi guys
Just spent £1800 on a new sofa only to be told its a 12 week waiting time for delivery
Anyone know where I stand?
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DAZN for £4.99 a month!!
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We’ve just had a decorator in to do some work. I got chatting to him and it turns out he is a British Airways pilot who’s been furloughed and earning a bit of extra cash.
He made a lovely job of the landing.
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It's a little known fact that footballer Danny Welbeck's dad, Stan, used to be a bomb disposal expert
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Just spent £300 hiring a limo and found out the price doesn’t include a driver. All that money and nothing to chauffeur it !
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Just to let you know my missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp. Her face is all swollen and bruised but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.
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Just played a couple of games of football down the local quarry. We won 3-1.
On aggregate.
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@bengreenPTV
@DaleTheGreatx
@EddieHearn
And that PPV was one of the best value PPV’s I’ve ever bought. Not a single issue in buying this. None at all.
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@BoxingKingdom14
And all able to carry on fighting. That’s the worst part. Just scrap drug testing, let them all take what they want. They do now anyway.
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@Funtime_Charlie
@slysatoffee
Then he will pretend he's popular with all the Eaton boys, pip - pip!!
#pimms
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I asked Siri, “why do I always mess up with women?”
She replied, “this is Alexa”
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Panic buying has reared its ugly head again. Witnessed a shopper in Morrisons earlier clearing the entire stock of prawns, crabs, mussels and cockles from the fridge.
shellfish bastard
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Chinese takeout £18.00
Tip £2.00
Getting home and realising they forgot part of the order.
Riceless.
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When I’m bored I phone up ‘Best Western’ hotels.
They answer “Best Western”
Then I say “True Grit starring John Wayne”
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If this takeover is anything like Everton medicals I’d expect a deal to be done by the end of the decade.
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100yrs old in March and still knocking back brandy and cokes like a good un!! 👌👌
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Just got unfriended and blocked on Facebook by some French fella. We were talking about sports history and he asked me who won the first Tour De France.
Apparently the 5th Panzer Division was the incorrect answer...
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Missus off to the caravan for a week!! Freedom!! 🍻
Can’t be arsed with loads of DM’s off birds wanting to shag me so don’t even try. Sorry.
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You can’t have it all ways. Fury goes 12 round with Otto Wallin? But it’s okay because Fury schooled him! When AJ does it it’s boring.
🤷♂️
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Elton John rang me and asked if I wanted to buy a Rolls Royce? I said what reg, he SAID DO YOU WANT TO BUY A ROLLS ROYCE?!!
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@richwatkingmail
@SkySportsBoxing
@EddieHearn
@Klitschko
@anthonyfjoshua
You mean the rematch where AJ did exactly what Fury does? That one?
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The manager of John O Groats FC has just resigned after a heavy defeat to Lands End.
He said he has taken the team as far as they can go.
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@MichaelBensonn
@SunSport
Benn needs to be careful in the UAE, they have very strict drug laws.
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@jimburbs
@martin161087
@O2
I actually probably pay more, just not even the slightest bit arsed. Just idiots that are obsessed with getting pennies back. Last time it happened, O2 emailed a month or so later and gave me free extra data, they didn’t need to. Shit happens.
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I've been telling Motown jokes for at least three years now - maybe four, tops.
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Just been to watch that new Fantastic beasts with the daughter, loved it!
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My wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing.. In fact, they’re at the gate now, aaaaaaanndd THEY'RE OFF!!!
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Guys I need your help. In the middle of an argument with the wife she told me that I'm right.
What the hell do I do next?
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A coach load of jazz musicians has just overturned on the M1.
Expect lengthy jams.
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A fiver each way... can cash out for £26 and the race hasn’t even started 😂😂😂😂
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The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped. I only had a 9 iron but I still got it over the shed!
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This
#JoshuaRuiz2
bollocks is starting to piss me off now. How the hell it ever needed 6months plus for a rematch, slowing the entire HW division down they can’t even agree on a venue and date. Annoying as fu*k!!
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If you were a child when “Red Red Wine” was released...
UB40 ish now.
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@UK_FightNight
Fury himself had absolutely no intentions of fighting Usyk next. I actually think he has been promised a Middle East payday. Let Usyk fight a mandatory and then get huge money in the summer. Can’t stand him.
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Police just knocked on my door and said “ where were you between 5 and 7 ?
“Primary school “ I replied.
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My Grandad went down in History!!
He also fingered a girl in geography.
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My missus has just told me to pack my bags and fuck off . As I walked out the door she screamed “ I hope you spend the rest of your life in misery , boredom and pain “
I said “ make your mind up ‘ one minute your telling me to fuck off and now you want me to stay “.
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My wife says she leaving me because of my obsession with trees!
That old chestnut 🙄
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Went to the hospital today I said "I've been bitten by a wolf"
They said "where?
I said "no just an ordinary one"
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Went to Aldi the other day and saw a man shopping for lockdown before Monday.He bought a big case of San Miguel,a Sombrero,someNachos and a pair of Maracas. I thought to myself “Hispanic Buying!”
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@Lord_Sugar
It’s not just the airlines, it’s the millions of jobs related to them. Not helping the airlines would be catastrophic. I am sure they will be helped.
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Daughter is going cinema with her mate to watch Spider-Man and she just said “Oooo I’m going to get a Spider-Man cup!!”
I said “they are cheaper on the web”
“Mum can I call Dad a bellend?”
🤣🤣
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@MichaelBensonn
If his ring walk song isn’t Ace of Base “all that she wants is another baby” I’ll be disappointed.
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Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price and heavier than Alan Price. I found this out on a price comparison website
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@JamesBrownEFC
Not sure if I’ve ever said this about Everton but… that’s a good bit of business!
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