5 years ago, I opened an investment account with 20k USD, zero stock experience, and a dream.
As of today, the account is now closed. Behold, the final entry of the WSBgod x Vanguard saga:
I'd like to announce that I will be donating a portion of my total profits to helping those who are less fortunate than myself. Part of making lots of money means you carry the responsibility to help others who need it most❤️
How do I select my shorting targets? Companies who have a reputation for exploiting their workers, ruining the environment, legal bullying, and irresponsible corporate management are my biggest targets. I will never short good companies no matter how much potential profit.
I wanted to let y'all know that as of this time I do believe I've been infected by the virus. I'm self-isolating at home, saving the limited test kits for others who need them more than I do. Don't worry about me tho, gonna take a lot more than this to bring ol' WSBgod down!👌
Every day my balance rises, that's more money that goes to charity. This is redistribution of wealth from greedy soul-sucking corporations to the Americans who need it most!
10k followers and 10M dollars! Thank you!!! Feels like just yesterday I was starting out with a few thousand bucks and absorbing all the information I could find with the goal of self-improvement. It will always be an honor and a privilege to share some wisdom with y'all.🙏
The only thing I'm starting to go long on since this all began...
BITCOIN
Buying a handful of BTC every few days as a hedge against fed fuckery. The price may fall short term, but I'm DCAing for the long haul. I started buying in 2013, BTC is like a call that never expires.
The reason the government talks about giving people money is not that they believe it will actually turn anyone's life around, but because they need to make an attempt to placate the public or else there would be riots in the streets when reckless corporations get all the relief.
HUGE shout out to our Healthcare heroes on the front lines! Being a god of Wall Street is nothing compared to those amazing people who work tirelessly and selflessly to protect us. Mad respect, y'all are more deserving of the money I make than I'll ever be!
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Imagine being a group of multi-billionaires with every advantage in the world and still getting rekt by a man sitting on a fur bag doing dabs all day. I AIN'T FOR HIRE CITADEL!!! 🖕🖕🖕
The best part about PUTS is that you get a ton of cash to buy great companies at a massive discount when it's needed most! I can't wait to pour this back into TSLA, NVDA, & AMD once I sell, I see this 13M as AT LEAST 130M over 10 years - and that's just from buying and HODLing!
Symptoms started with mild coughing a few times a day and then progressed to a hundred per day. Then the fever came on slowly and I started shitting like an all-you-can-eat Chipotle. No trouble breathing yet which is bueno! Still in good spirits tho praying to the father! 🙏
Six years of trading and this was the most insane week I've ever been a part of! Congrats to all and what a pleasure to share it with you! Have a great fucking weekend!!! 🤟
Every time I see Elon use his voice for good again and again it gives me such confidence to know we have the smartest & most powerful person alive on the side of righteousness. THANK YOU
@Elonmusk
for answering my call and standing up for the people of Earth!
The media shitstorm around COVID-19 is now nearly in full swing, exactly when I predicted it would be. Be a beacon of confidence to those around you, panicking does nothing. At this rate, there are ~3 weeks of shorting left before the risks start to outweigh the opportunity.
Be wary of anyone who tries to sell you their money-making program. For market savants, there's more than enough money to be made trading, you don't need to peddle your "secret method." I'm happy to give all my knowledge away for free because the last thing I need is your money!
Trading is like dating - you can't let yourself get too attached, and when things don't work out the way you wanted, you need to be able to let go. There's always a new day of opportunity ahead.☀️
Tomorrow may have a massive pump leading up to close, but it won't be due to any "witching hour." It will be the same reason it did for the last 4 Fridays: The govt. needs to go into the longest weekend ever with the country looking strong and in control. It's all a game.
My wife's girlfriend told me that her yoga class was still packed this morning, she never misses a day. After she revealed her DD I bought a million more SPY puts, gave her a Lululemon gift card I forgot to give my wife, and told her to go buy something cute to wear for us.
If you ever question if your bets are too risky, just remember how much of a degenerate gambler you would have to be to be shorting the other side of this.
If you feel stress over your positions mirroring ones in my "Big Short", just remember that science, mathematics, and psychology are on our side. The laws of nature are far more powerful than any lever the government can pull.
I hope everyone is still holding all their puts like me, tomorrow is about to be a wild one! We are all living a once-in-a-decade opportunity right now, really blows my mind to think about the history being made here.
If I have one hope from all this, it is that good can come from it if the people of the USA and the world stop their petty bullshit and come together. Whenever I am faced with a setback or a challenge in life I always look to it as an opportunity for personal growth.
Optimism✌️
As of today for the first time in 4 years I have no TSLA - no stock no options... I've officially sold it all and cashed out all of my gains. THANK YOU ELON!!!!!
Today's GME drama is exactly why I have been so bullish on crypto projects Bitcoin, Etherium, and Cosmos. Strategically it is much better to fight the enemy outside their own turf. As long as you're in the stock market you're playing THEIR game!
I do not believe the fake news from CNBC that Melvin has exited their position. Does not pass the logic test in any way. Desperation is a stinky cologne.
Hats off to Deepfuckingvalue and WSB for pulling off the short squeeze on GME! I've been watching this one from the sidelines and it is great to see the good guys win!
I’ve had people calling me a retard back when my account was at 20k, when it was at 20M, and I’m sure they will be saying it more than ever when I hit 20B. If others have a strong negative emotional reaction to your trading strategy, you may just be on to something...
My goal is to bring you solid strategies that have a high probability of success. Don't get caught thinking you NEED to be THE FIRST to buy/sell, the trend is powerful! One of the worst mistakes I see people make is talking yourself out of a trade because someone else was first.
r/wallstreetbets has two major failings: A) They foolishly ban crypto even though it has higher returns than traditional markets for a over a decade.
B) The constant flood of new users to the subreddit drowns out valuable discussion by the OGs.
Shout out to my homie u/crackercider on Reddit who recommended I add a casino stock to The Big Short, because of him I threw in an extra 100k on WYNN and bagged nearly a half mil!
Another wild week in the books! I know it seems impossible after everything that happened the last 5 days, but get ready for even more craziness next week! Don't let the end of week pumps phase you, the US needs to give people hope and try to show things are under control.
What made me realize the virus was impossible to prevent is that containment can be executed perfectly in 99.9% of countries, but all it takes is 1 to fail and we go back to the start. Going to be a rough ride for the world until 7B vaccines are ready but we'll get through!
I can show you opportunities that have interested me, but I can never tell you when to sell. Every person's situation, goals, leverage, and timeline are different. No one-size-fits-all approach. Selling is often the hardest part and you must learn that yourself.
One of the most challenging aspects of trading is not being too smart for your own good. Burry lost money on GME for 18 months before it hit, I lost money on Tesla for 36! Maximum value is not gained when you recognize the value of something, but when EVERYONE does.
Expect to see more Friday end of day pumps like today, it is unique in that it is the only moment in time Trump's team are able to both A) manipulate the market and B) force it to stick there for a couple days. Gotta think like a market maker to beat one!
I know people who will spend all day trying to save 1 dollar. Saving and having control of expenses isn’t bad, but it’s a much more strategically viable use of time to learn how to make money instead.
This is the reason you have to go short during crisis times:
You need to protect your family and yourself. The govt. won't come and save you, but they will rescue irresponsible corporations, spending your money to do so! Never forget the game is rigged!!!
NEW CRYPTO PLAY!!! 1M on THORCHAIN (RUNE) - Next gen finance, a leader in DeFi, exiting the stealth phase and will soon become much more accessible to new buyers. Higher % gains than BTC / ETH this cycle. Cosmos (ATOM) is great for the same reasons.
WSBgod’s 2020 Scorecard:
TSLA: +10969%
NVDA: +2738%
AMD: +279%
THE BIG SHORT: +1473%
BITCOIN: +286%
ETHERIUM: +373%
COSMOS: +17%
RIOT: +57%
Let’s do it again in 2021!
The powers that be are absolutely terrified right now, they are NOT used to getting caught off guard like this. It is much harder to control people over an acute timeframe. This is a rare situation where the elites are playing from behind and cannot control the narrative.
One year ago, my early TSLA plays revealed the hidden strength of WSB, that 1 million people with just $1000 working together had billionaire buying power - and if concentrated in options that power was amplified exponentially.
Here's to 6 years of being one of the most profitable investors in existence while never charging anyone to get inside of my head! THE PEOPLE'S TRADER! Show love, spread love!
We all know Disney announced all parks closed "through the end of the month." Please don't get fooled and believe that you're going to walk into any of these parks on April 1st, or even on May 1st. The only certainty is that the bad news will continue to flow out of Disney.
Never stop applying to new jobs or else you will be taken advantage of. The day my life truly began was the day I walked out of my shitty energy draining job and left behind all the toxicity. If you don’t LOVE your path it is time for a change, go create your ideal reality!