Atletico fans attacking us at tollgate. Fortunately scarpered after a minute coz coppers turned up. Copper says "how you know it was Atletico?"
"Erm, coz they was yelling 'Vamos' you spastic! Hardly Burnley turning up for a scrap was it!"
COMUNICADO OFICIAL: This morning the secretary of the
@LandCAFL
has emailed and confirmed we have been successful in our application - and we are now members of the Lancashire and Cheshire AFL.
We will be playing competitive football next season!
#UpThePaddock
Locator form ✅
Checked in ✅
Euros sorted ✅
Last minute shopping ✅
Got just over 24 hours to pack & get airport and we're off!!!
Up the fucking Benidorm pisshead reds!! 🇾🇪🇪🇸🍻🍻
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Am I gonna listen to a European winner and multi-league champion or a yob that'd barely make a 'the streets will never forget discussion'.
Tough one that
👀 “Roy Keane is a bitter guy.”
😳 “I was with him at Villa, It sounded like he has something against Declan Rice.”
Gabby Agbonlahor has his say on Roy Keane’s recent comments on Declan Rice
👀 “I’m going Konsa over Varane… Casemiro’s not at his best so I’ll pick Douglas Luiz.”
❌ “Mason Mount doesn’t get close to this team. I’m having McGinn every day!”
Gabby Agbonlahor picked his
#AVFC
&
#MUFC
Combined XI on Drive 🦁
In bed, beers in fridge, alarms set, parka hanging up. Come Sunday I'll be waking up in a tent dying wondering if it were all a dream...
ROLL ON KNEBWORTH!!! 😎
Fred to Fenerbahçe, here we go! Deal in place with Manchester United, proposal revealed earlier has been accepted and verbal agreement reached 🚨🟡🔵
Fred has agreed terms with Fenerbahçe and will travel for medical tests soon.
Exclusive story, confirmed.
Today been too much.
Get Newcastle brief sorted, MEGA!!
Find out gotta wait for brother's PCR result so chance I dont make home for xmas 😐 shite.
Get application for new flat accepted, incredible mental boost!
Aint got the energy for this 😴😩
He really changed his agent to Raiola, flirted with AC Milan, arse-licked West Ham for months after his loan & demanded big wages from likes of Newcastle JUST to end up playing in a midfield with Jack Colback & Harry Arter 💀
Nottingham Forest are closing on Jesse Lingard deal on free transfer, after contract proposal submitted to former Man United midfielder. 🔴🏴
#NFFC
First part of medical tests took place last night,
@JacobSteinberg
reports.
Some right weirdos in Ancoats. Just had some bird come in shop, not to buy owt, but to have her mate take instagram pics of her posing by a fridge 🤨 these wannabe influencers need putting down
Good to finish the season with a win and give Michael Carrick the send off he deserved, now onto the F.A. Cup final! Great to see
@JesseLingard
and
@juanmata8
after the game too! ⚽
#MUFC
#JLingz
#mufc
are considering three options for the redevelopment of Old Trafford:
• Knock down Old Trafford and rebuild it from scratch
• Rebuild & extend South Stand
• Leave stadium structurally intact but conduct a revamp of spectator and corporate areas
via
@Ian_Ladyman_DM