The opinions expressed by this account are occasionally smartass, sarcastic, and/or satirical & do not necessarily reflect the views of the Chaska Voyageurs or their mgmt. We ♥️ all our baseball friends & Fed burner accounts & are excited to see you at the ballpark.

Sticking up for Elon Musk is like watching Roadhouse and cheering for Brad Wesley.

Anybody ever notice how much Commanders' offensive coordinator Kliff Kingsbury looks like @RosemountPipers P @TheRedDog12?

Check it out. Hoping to see @TheFedMN buddies in Shakopee Feb 23. Register today.

The mysterious 5th pitch you'll see at Johnny Cake Ridge:

👀!! Help support @firstinningba's mission to grow baseball in Cambodia next month by registering for the Bowling Bash fundraiser in Shakopee. Lots of fun and great prizes!

@RealJamesWoods Just stopped by to see how karma works.

@its_The_Dr @natenovak24 This math is unbelievably bad.

RT @Baseball_365: It took 3 days, with a few setbacks, but the cage is installed! Special thanks to Matt Youngquist “The Hit Doctor LLC” a…

Good night to enjoy one of these.

RT @DJGloveRepair: It got a little misty at the glove shop this morning.

@TwinsAlmanac @MinnokaGrays @markvonruden @TheFedMN How many hits has he given up?

@the10thbatter @TheFedMN Additionally, we have a good relationship with Tonka Bay overall. A few of our shared players went exclusively to them when they joined the Fed, which we knew about. We don't love the way the recent exodus was handled, but we don't have exclusive contracts.

@TownballJesus Notice the pluralization.

Poaching season. Big scores in Tonka.

@Super70sSports Even with the family-sized pizza box bases.

@CarverCatfish

Voyageur @1970Munson killed it this afternoon with the Miss Georgia Peach band.

Pelters drop a tough Hickory opener to Rockford Peaches 3-2. Big thanks to @j_euerle for coming out and shoving on short notice. Back at it tomorrow.