Another study finds 6 in 10 Americans prefer a dad bod. Don't worry fit guys, I may be in the minority, but I'll worship your body.

@NikkiPurr22 That’s what I say about people going out to eat. “Isn’t your mom’s cooking good enough for you?” I tell you these young whipper snappers are going to destroy society by all this eating out

@latinoboyroy Lol you don’t know the definition of pedophile. The fact that you can’t directly answer the question kind of proves my point that you’re a bigot. What business is it of yours if a 20 yo is attracted to a 50 yo? Are they not two consenting adults?

@dilldolt If I had your face card I would too 😍

@Q_Navy Thank you Coach!

@SobetskyMarcus Always happy for the team that beats the Packers

@kieranhalsted Game day! Let’s fucking beat those cocks! Go Illini! 🔸🔹

@edamitz If you’re not gaining some fat during the holidays, you’re not celebrating right

@BulgeGarian9 Oh do you?

@Discreetchicago 🥵

@scorpiomoodd Drool makes good lube 😈

@bre_san_diego Thank you and right back at you!

@gemmoire Thank you! Upon further review, I guess my calves aren’t quite as bad as I thought and the chair is blocking a little bit of one of them

@kevv_charles Eh, I don’t think you’re doing the least in the gym, or the diet for that matter 😍

@TallChiUC Thank you!

Too spicy for Temu 😂

@kalebjackson00 I was counting fingers to make sure those hands weren’t AI generated