Hey you!🫵
Are you Stressed? Depressed? Don't waste your money on therapy or medication. Wear a $4,000 carpet to an event and give out high-fives. Be a dog 🐶
#lifehack
@yessoyosso
I'm convinced everyone in the thread commenting on this only uses boxed pancake mix and tollhouse cookie dough. Rinsing the starches off and salting it makes god tier rice. Oil or butter adds this weird thing called flavor and keeps the rice from being too sticky.Ya'll fake woke.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Go fast, don't die.
#FursuitFriday
#Killboy
#Klub129
*ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʀɪᴅᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ᴄᴀʀ, sᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴡᴏ-ᴡᴀʏ ʀᴀᴅɪᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍ. DO NOT ATTEMPT
Voz (a dog) is on T O U R in 2024!
Every month this year I will be choosing a different city to visit for a weekend.
Do YOU want to see this dog in your city?
DM to discuss!
@TristanGHill
@turbochis
The dismount off the counter is gonna be the trickiest part. I'd personally choose to begin the dismount when I've still got 1/4 full power. Arch my back to raise my arc and use my right arm to support my body as my left leg touches down. Same for the left arm and right leg. Done
@ArtistNcs
They ask how you are and you just have to say that you're fine but you're not fine but you cant get into it because they would never understand because how could they understand how could they possibly know what you are going through at any given point how could they assume to kn
Bruh this
#ww3memes
tag is a testament to how crazy the internet is. There could be an asteroid set to collide with the earth and we'd still be making memes about it minutes before impact.
I swear to god furries have to be one of the few subcultures that will swipe their card to financial ruin buying fantasy dildos and then crowdfund their rent by selling videos of them using said dildos
"Know your target and what is in front of it and beyond it."
Celebratory gunfire at best causes property damage. At worst it can kill. Found this round on our lot this morning.
@wretchedmarine
@PeteButtigieg
It's 2020 and people are still clinging on to their imaginary friend who hates shellfish, polyester, and gays for some reason.
If this doesn't prove that we are living in one of the weirdest timelines I don't know what will. He did it. He actually did it.
@LastWeekTonight
#JohnOliver
#COVID19
Alright since ya'll kids wanna send DEATH THREATS to
@shineFenTiger
over bible study, the Lord saw fit to guide my hand in making this.
#BibleShotsForJesus