The big orange sphere in the sky welcomes another day. My walls in my house are orange. That’s a sign, a hint, a reminder here comes the sun, everything’s gonna be alright. Good morning ☀️☺️ 💋❤️
Cultist❣️ Straight, gas stove owning, gun toting, taser owner, V8 6-speed gas car driving, lover of the opposite sex, meat eater, mother fucking patriotic rebellious misfit 💋 How else can I piss off a demonrat today? 💋💋💋
57 trips around the sun ☀️ Ya’ll got 3 years to plan my 60th. 😂😂😂 Imagine the party that would be. 🥳 I don’t know where the years went. I never thought I’d make it this far. Every day is a blessing 💜💋♥️
Rainy Sunday mornings means favorite movies. Good morning everyone. Enjoy your Sunday Funday. Do what makes you happy…as long as it harms none. So mote it 🐝 💋♥️
Because I’m bored & wtf not? 😈 😂 1 tequila, 2 tequila I’m only on 2 but I drink doubles so does that make it # 3 or 4? Help me count Count. 🩸🧛🏻♀️🩸🤷🏼♀️😈💋♥️
40th class reunion organizers looking for missing classmates…I don’t want to be found. 🤓🙌🏻 I’m not gonna hang out with those old people anyway 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Do you go to your HS reunions? I feel only popular people do. The rest of us moved on from HS immediately.
@WomenPostingLs
I had a woman tell me the divorce was her husband’s fault because he refused to forgive her for cheating. I then said Wow do you hear yourself. 🤷🏼♀️ What if he cheated? Would you forgive. 🦗🦗🦗
This week is kicking my ass. Kicking it. Squeezing 5 days of work into 4. I’d actually prefer that to be the norm. It’s pretty easy to do 10 hours when you work at home. If you see this say Hi 👋🏻 ok 👍🏻☺️ 💋♥️
No filter no makeup. This was fresh out of the shower after a long day of yard work. I will never filter my face that deceives my appearance. I think I look the same without makeup just plain.
Natural look train 🚂 no filters or makeup. Let’s do this❣️🤜🏻💄🤛🏻
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Social media and AI will be the death of society as we know it. Unrealistic expectations of how women should look are detrimental for SO many reasons.
I couldn’t respond to all these comments but I was reading them & laughing my ass off, I ended up reading them out loud & had the joint roaring 🤣🤣🤣 You are all the best 🙌🏻😎 💋❤️
22K of you crazy mother & father fucking heathens following this crazy father fucking heathen. 22,000 Unfuckingbelievable. I feel the love 🥰 Muah 💋 💋♥️
#ihatetanlines
#ilovemyfollowers
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@bebe1969
I don’t see MAGA murdering babies, nursing students, shitting in garbage cans, makes me wonder wtf is wrong with you? How many illegals are you housing? Until you walk your talk shut the fuck up.
Hoot hoot🦉Mother Fuckers. Join me for some coffee & Saturday morning smiles. Anything that doesn’t make you smile, kick it to the curb today. Got it? Good 😁 Tell me your plans for the day with a GIF 👍🏻 💋❤️
@notcapnamerica
Sadly this could be years of court costs. He’s a dick. She should get a permit immediately for the fence and put it where legally she can.
I don’t know where everyone is. I’ve popped on a few times yesterday & today & I don’t know who these people are on my feed that I don’t follow or follow me. Like suddenly I’m in another universe. 🤷🏼♀️ where is everyone?
Orange🍊you glad you follow me? 🤭 Is orange a summer color or fall color? This top is going on the giveaway pile because it’s huge & I had to tie it today. I don’t know what the fuck? 🤷🏼♀️
Psssst…Thank you❣️14k followers🙌🏻 You did are all the best & I adore interacting with all of you. Silly, political, flirty, goofy, magical fun❣️Thank you for putting up with my craziness & enabling it.🤭That’s the best part❣️
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I’m in such a piss ass mood. If I go anywhere & someone says some liberal pathetic nonsense I just might need bail money. My Halloween decorations will be authentic this shit keeps up.
Wassup peeps?🐥😃 I’m just stopping on your timeline to say hi 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 like it or not. Who wouldn’t want an appearance from me on their timeline? Demoncraps & dumbocraps. The difference: demoncraps have power, dumbocraps give it to them. That’s your lesson for the day🧐💋💜
Thirst trap? What is this thirst trap going on? I’ve been baking cookies, drinking Rumchatta coffee & baking myself. I’m a little lost. It gets hot in the house with the oven on & the pellet stove flaming. Damn. 🫣😆😆☕️🍪🌬️☕️🍪🌬️☕️🍪🌬️✨🎄✨❤️✨💚✨❤️✨💚✨🎄✨😘
I can see from my office window it’s beautiful outside. Now I’m anxious for break time to go outside and enjoy the sun☀️even if it’s cold🥶 . Say Hi if you see this. Twitter is either hiding me or you peeps are ignoring me 👋🏻 You aren’t ignoring me are you🤷🏼♀️Nooo😁💙💚💖 💋
I have a map & I’m gonna use it to stalk Santa Christmas Eve. ❤️💋🎅 I mean if I’m gonna stalk an old man it’s definitely gonna be Santa (not Krampus). ❄️✨🎄✨❤️✨💚✨🎁✨🦌🦌🛷🎅✨❄️💋💋💋
337 emails to 66 in 5 hours plus meetings & interviews. It’s why I identify as WonderWoman. It’s more realistic than a man with a dick identifying as a woman 🤷🏼♀️ I am not wrong. 😄 Say hi 👋🏻 if you’re not an arsehole 😁❤️💚🦌 🎄🎅🏻 💋♥️
Kitchen porn. Santa delivered & installed my Christmas gift while I was down for the count. It’s beautiful & I don’t want to get it dirty 😩 The inside is all shiny & new. Some girls want diamonds I ask for new tires & ovens 🤷🏼♀️
I’m in a mood today. So are my friends which just leads to trouble. 😈1 wants to steal my shirt another says GM I’m in the mood for fuckery. 🥳 So if you see me topless creating fuckery either join in or keep scrolling. 😂❤️🔥💋